The site will be closed for 4 days. From Friday, June 29th--Monday, July 2nd.
I am going on vacation, and there is no internet access there, so I will not be able to do any updates. But I promise to make a new layout and hopefully I'll get to make a new site. It'll be hosted though. So I'll talk to you all on the 2nd!

The National Enquirer is claiming that Britney Spears has decided NOT to divorce Kevin Federline. She has decided to attempt to keep her marriage in tact and her family unit as one. But Kevin wants no part of it even though he supposedly told Britney he would consider a reconciliation if she went to rehab.

“Kevin told Britney she was crazy when she told him she did not want a divorce. He said: ‘You can’t make me stay married to you!’”

I’m not sure how much longer Britney can postpone this divorce (assuming this story is true). Britney did file the original petition. But Kevin is allowed to continue with the proceedings even if Britney doesn’t want to. In the end, it just means a trial will have to take place which means lots of media coverage for all of us to have to go through.

The stars of Harry Potter have definitely grown up a lot since the first film in 2001. Daniel, Rupert and Emma (aka Harry, Ron and Hermione) are now teenagers and getting ready for the premiere of the fifth movie, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. While these three have hit the jackpot as far as child stars go, being a famous teenager also comes with some disadvantages. As much as Daniel loves playing Harry, he admitted that it's hard growing up in the limelight, saying:


"The only things that can be troublesome -- there's a lesser degree of spontaneity in my life ... than there would be in other teenagers. If someone says, 'Do you want to come to this particular club?' it could be hard, because you couldn't just go. You'd have to find out what the place was like first."

Being a child star seems like a lot of pressure, but these three look like they've grown into their fame nicely. We can't wait to see their acting skills when the movie comes out on July 11th!

The stars of Harry Potter have definitely grown up a lot since the first film in 2001. Daniel, Rupert and Emma (aka Harry, Ron and Hermione) are now teenagers and getting ready for the premiere of the fifth movie, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. While these three have hit the jackpot as far as child stars go, being a famous teenager also comes with some disadvantages. As much as Daniel loves playing Harry, he admitted that it's hard growing up in the limelight, saying:


"The only things that can be troublesome -- there's a lesser degree of spontaneity in my life ... than there would be in other teenagers. If someone says, 'Do you want to come to this particular club?' it could be hard, because you couldn't just go. You'd have to find out what the place was like first."

Being a child star seems like a lot of pressure, but these three look like they've grown into their fame nicely. We can't wait to see their acting skills when the movie comes out on July 11th!

Is Britney Spears in need of help?

Kevin Federline believes so. “He thinks she’s mentally unstable and too young to be a mom,” a source close to Federline, 29, tells Us Weekly, adding that the father of Spears’ two sons (Sean, 21 months, and Jayden, 9 months) “expects full custody of his children one day.”

(The two now share custody, but their divorce is not final.)

Indeed, the pop singer’s life has seemed chaotic lately.

As Us Weekly reported last week, Spears, 25, has been drinking again, and despite Lynne Spears' desire to patch things up with her oldest daughter, their feud continues; in fact, a source tells Us Spears is considering filing a restraining order against Lynne because “she doesn’t like that [Lynne] goes to Kevin’s to see the kids.”

(No paperwork has been filed at presstime.)

Still, Spears’ boys remain a priority: On June 22, she went shopping for them at Babies “R” Us and took them two evenings later to Disneyland in Anaheim, California, to watch the fireworks. And for the moment, Federline will be keeping a close eye on her.

Says a pal, “He loves his kids and, to that extent, he will look after Britney.”

Hayden Panettiere is an underage Hollywood actress, so you'd think she'd be an expert at licking stuff by now. Twenty years ago, Drew Barrymore would've had this statue high and sexually confused, but little miss goody two shoes here looks like she's licking a stamp. I just don't know about kids these days.

Hayden has a habit..

Speaking of The Dark Knight…

Christian Bale and Heath Ledger, Batman and The Joker in the upcoming Batman film, dined together at the after-party for the New York premiere of Bale’s latest film Rescue Dawn.

Bale’s wife Sibi Blazic accompanied him on the red carpet at the premiere held at the Dolby Screening Room on Monday.

Rescue Dawn opens in limited release next Wednesday on July 4th.

Watch this fantastic clip of MSNBC news achor Mika Brzezinski refusing to talk about Paris Hilton on Morning Joe. She rips up the lead story covering Paris and puts another one through the paper shredder. Genius!

Watch the MSNBC news anchor rip Paris to shreds here.

Insubordinate behavior? Try real journalism!

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Melanie Brown arrives at London’s Heathrow airport on Wednesday walking hand-in-hand with her new beau Stephen Belafonte (associate producer for Thank You for Smoking) and 8-year-old daughter Phoenix Chi. Also along for the ride was 2-month-old daughter Angel, who was passed along to Mel B’s mom Andrea and younger sister Danielle at the airport gate.

It recently became official that Eddie Murphy was named the father of baby Angel (inset).

Mel B also recently spoke out about her new man candy to friends: “He’s been looking after me. I’m very happy, Stephen’s great fun and he satisfies me.” In more ways than one, we’re sure!

Normally, presidential candidates shudder at the prospect of their pasts being laid bare, especially any past paramours with whom they were bare. Paula Jones, anyone?
Not so with Fred Thompson. The ex-Senator's numerous ex-girlfriends, which include country singer Lorrie Morgan and DC society maven Georgette Mosbacher, say they're not just going to vote for their former flame, they'll support him on his road to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. That is, once he announces, which is rumored to be imminent.

Morgan told the Times of London, "I couldn't think of a bad word to say about Fred if somebody put a gun to my head." Mosbacher calls him "a really good listener" and thinks he could beat any Democratic foe, and even sharp-penned political columnist Margaret Carlson tells the Times that Thompson is "handsome ... charming ... he sounds like a President."

Perhaps the only woman who's a little exasperated by Right Said Fred is his current (and second) wife, Jeri Kuhn, who's 24 years his junior. "They just won't leave him alone," says Mrs. Thompson.

Fresh from an appendectomy, Jimmy Kimmel returned to his show last night -- just in time to poke a little fun at Paris Hilton and TMZ.

Kimmel found the card Paris sent TMZ to be particularly telling, joking, "So she's learned the alphabet in prison, which is good." Burn!

He then slipped on his art critic hat, critiquing Paris' self-portrait by saying she looks like "a cross between an alien and a blow-up sex doll." Like he could do any better.
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He's been looking leaner at recent appearances -- but look what's under his shirt!
That's last year's "Sexiest Man Alive," George Clooney, on his powerboat in Lake Como, Italy, where the sexbomb owns a villa.

The Hollywood hunk gained 35 pounds on a pasta-heavy diet for his Oscar-winning role in Syriana ... three years ago. Looks like Georgie still has some toning work to do.

An 11-year-old Britney Spears performed at her uncle's wedding nearly 14 years ago -- and she didn't even lipsync! Can I get a witness?!

This video, shot in 1993, shows little Brit belting out a tune at a Baptist church in Magnolia, Miss. She can be seen wearing a rejected outfit from the "Big Love" wardrobe department. No crotch shots here! Amen!

"When she sang at my wedding it sent chills through everyone who was there, she was electric," Britney's aunt, Chanda McGovern, said. "She just had the most beautiful voice and it was perfect to have her perform." Yeah, but the hoochie choreography was non-existent.
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How does Paris manage to look that, um, good? With three trunks of make up, enough false eyelashes for a Pretty Little Princess pageant, and a white-jacketed professional, that's how!
It doesn't look like she's taking TMZ's natural look advice. 90% of 209,000 voters in our unscientific poll said that a makeup-free Paris is more attractive than a painted Paris. This pro makeup person swung by the Hilton family's Bel Air mansion yesterday, so it looks like the ex-con will be caking on the foundation, shoveling on the shadow and gluing on the wonky-eyelashes. Stars aren't blind!

You can see Paris' new look tonight on CNN's "Larry King Live," in her first post-incarceration TV interview.

From the looks of last night's red carpet, it's obvious why the BET Awards honor the best entertainers in music, film and sports -- but not fashion! BET phone home!
From Beyonce's roboho performance getup to Eve's streetwalker chic, check out why it's time these artists hired new stylists and put the hip back into hip-hop!

On another note, while Robin Thicke didn't scare up any fashion alarms, he also failed to become the first white artist to win a BET Award. The world will just have to wait for Celine Dion's next album to drop!

Bobby Cutts, Jr. and Chris Benoit, the alleged child murderers whose cases are all over the news, have an unlikely lady link -- former NFL cheerleader/model Nikki Giavasis.

Giavasis has been everywhere -- "Today," "Good Morning America," CNN, MSNBC -- portraying Cutts, her former boyfriend and baby daddy, as "aggressive" and "threatening" -- and testifying to his potential to be a murderer. Cutts is the father of Nikki's nine-year-old daughter, and he has two other kids. In 1998, Giavasis was at home with former NBA star Shawn Kemp, when Cutts allegedly tried to break in.

Here's the crazy link: Giavasis was also featured in Wrestlemania XX, the WWE showcase that was won by none other than Benoit. Nikki was part of the WWE "Hot Team."

Giavasis' other credits include a starring role in the instructional video, "Becoming a Pro Cheer Leader" [sic] and appearances on reality series "The Casino" and ProActiv spots. She also claims in her bio that she has a genius-level IQ.

It was a hot day in Santa Monica, but you'd never know it from the big chill between exes Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. Legally un-fond!
The formerly inseparable twosome kept their distance while leaving a talent show at three-year-old son Deacon's school with daughter Ava. Future celebuspawn in training!

It's not tough for Ryan to look sexy -- even in a sloppy jacket, beltless pants and skeezy tank top, while Reese looks breezily unaware of his existence. The exiting exes arrived separately, and a TMZ source says they didn't interact much at the event.

Is there a luckier guy in Hollywood who gets to hold hands with both Demi Moore and Penelope Cruz at the same time?

Only Ashton Kutcher…

The trio dined with each other at Mexican eatery La Esquina and then partied with each other at club Butter in New York City later Monday night alongside other music bigwigs like Madonna, Janet Jackson and Shakira.

Hilton, 26, who was released at 12:01 a.m. from Los Angeles' Century Regional Detention Facility, had a 9:30 at-home appointment this morning with DreamCatchers Hair Extensions, according to The Insider.

And just what was Hilton getting? "Full length, 20 inches of extensions....blonde, of course," the DreamCatchers rep told The Insider. When the show asked if Hilton would be taking her new locks out on the town tonight, the rep replied, "wouldn't you?"

The hair-fix house-call contradicts what Hilton told Barbara Walters at the start of her sentence. “I’m not that superficial girl," she said. "I haven’t looked in a mirror since I got here. My purpose in life is to be where I am.”

Now that "where she is" has changed, we guess her purpose in life is to look, if we may borrow her expression, hot?

Regardless, none of it is what Usmagazine.com readers had hoped Hilton would do upon her release. When asked what the ex-con heiress's first move should be, 70% of you said "go into hiding."

50 Cent and Ciara are romantically involved. Tomorrow morning you can expect that all the mainstream entertainment mags will be talking about it.

The two artists will be "together" at tonight's BET Awards. Tells the snitch, "They'll be arriving together, and sitting together, and we expect they'll leave together also."

New BFFs Penelope Cruz and Shakira were hanging out yet again on Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. The pair and some friends arrived at NYC hotspot The Box shortly after 1:00 A.M. and didn’t leave until almost 4:00 A.M.

Shaki was epecially into the show, which featured very risque cabaret performances.

We love you mami, but keep your shoes on!

Ewwww!!!!

A few lucky girls got a very special treat at the Gwen Stefani concert in Santa Barbara on Tuesday night.

One of their mothers’, a PerezHilton.com reader, writes in to tell us about their experience:

“Hey Perez!

Just thought you should know that Gwen Stefani is not only a gorgeous and amazing talent but she is also a loving mom. She brought my daughter (smallest one closest to Gwen) and a couple of her friends up on stage last
night because she got a kick out of the fact that we sculpted their hair into Gwen-ponytails and sprayed them platinum blonde. Mini Gwens if you will. They even had Bindi’s and red lipstick.

She said to the crowd…”I just have to show you what I have been looking at all night long”, then pulled the girls on stage, ages 5-7.

How “COOL” is that?

Pop! Britney Spears' mug was popped last night as she headed into a supermarket to fetch a few groceries after a hard couple of hours in the recording studio.

Wearing a tweed cap to hide her scraggly, shoe-dyed weave -- in her new disguise as a 1930s gangster/Calamine lotion spokeswreck -- the pop star picked up some corn flakes, eggs and cleaning supplies for her palatial mansion.

It's hard to be squeezin' in everything when you're a single mom, y'all.

The nominees for Father of the Year are in -- and Michael Lohan's name is not on the list.

Battling with his ex-wife, Dina, over visitation rights, Papa Lohan issued a press release this week in which he spelled Lindsay's name wrong. You'd think he'd have screwed up the name of one of their non-famous kids.

"I look forward to order being restored to the chaos that our family life has become," the release reads, according to FishbowlNY. "Lyndsay, Michael, Ali and Cody need stability and both of their parents in their lives. I am anxious to spend time with them and end this cruel, needless separation."

Never misspell the hand that feeds you.

Rock legend Iggy Pop, 60, helped Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers get a look at his future last night at the Glastonbury Festival.

Iggy & The Stooges rocked the second day of the British festival with songs from their new album, "The Weirdness," while simultaneously terrifying concertgoers.

A sexy and shirtless George Clooney returns to his Italian villa at Lake Como after a trip out on his powerboat with friends on Tuesday.

Clooney, 46, told The Associated Press on Tuesday in a telephone interview from Rome that the cast of Ocean’s Thirteen raised $5.5 million to aid Darfur.

He said he was joined by Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle and producer Jerry Weintraub in raising the funds, most of which was contributed at a dinner during the film’s premiere last month at the Cannes Film Festival.

“There are only a few things we can do - protect them where we can, and provide food, water, health care and counseling,” Clooney said. “We’re just trying to get them to live long enough to get to the next step.”

Us Weekly has blacked out Paris Hilton coverage this week, opting for a cover image of baby Suri sitting on daddy Tom Cruise’s lap. There won’t even be a mention of Paris in the magazine.

“When it came down to it, the staff and I felt what I believe a lot of people in America are feeling. Which is just enormous Paris fatigue,” US Weekly Editor Janice Min told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “I don’t think we even mention the city of Paris,” joked Min.

People magazine did the exact opposite, opting for an exclusive interview and photo with Paris (the photo shoot was held on Tuesday just hours after her release jail).

On her first sleepless nights in prison: “I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics. [But] all of the inmates were very supportive. There were girls next to me. We could talk through the vents and they were just really sweet.”

On her medical condition: “The doctors were observing me while I was there. They explained to Sheriff [Lee] Baca that they thought I was having severe anxiety, panic attacks, claustrophobia.”

On people who doubt that she will change after her jail experience: “They’re wrong and they don’t know me. I’m a good person. I’m a compassionate person. I have a big heart. I’m sincere, and they’ll see.”

On getting out: “Just being able to hug my mom felt so great, and I really needed it ’cause I haven’t had a hug in a long time.”

The camera-shy Olsen twins enjoy dinner together at West Hollywood’s Il Sole restaurant on Tuesday night. Mary-Kate drove her twin sister, Ashley (she covered her face the entire time), home after their meal.

Mary-Kate rocked out a pair of kinky to-the-knee gladiator sandals. To complete her look, all MK needed were matching gauntlets!

The Olsen twins turned 21 on June 13 and according to VH1, the girls are trying to sell their birthday party photos for $300,000. MK and Ashley reportedly asked family and friends to check their cellphones at the door of their birthday bash to ensure that no secret photos could be snapped.

As if their net worth of $100 million dollars isn’t enough!

Kate Middleton is spotted arriving at her London home with some heavy bags on Tuesday afternoon and then leaving her home again on Wednesday morning.

British newspapers reported on Sunday that Prince William and former girlfriend Kate are an item again. Britain’s News of The World reported the two, who announced in April they had split, have been on a string of low-key dates since their April split.

Meanwhile, the Mail also reported William has invited Kate to attend Concert for Diana on Sunday, July 1.

But a source told UK’s The Sun otherwise about their relationship: “William was expected to bring a guest and Kate was the natural choice. If he’d invited a society girl it would have sent out the wrong signals. His position with Kate is clear. He wants to remain good friends, that’s all.”

A bra-less Britney Spears spends her afternoon working on her upcoming album at Chalice Recording Studio on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

Her jacket buttons are just asking for trouble, aren’t they? They look just about ready to pop, pop, pop!

On the way home, the-mother-of-two and her BFF cousin Allie Sims stopped by Ralphs supermarket in Studio City for some grocery shopping.

Check out Britney’s groceries list below. If you can make out any more of Britney’s other purchases, feel free to add them in the comments!

BRITNEY SPEARS’ GROCERIES, 6/26

– Kelloggs “Special K” cereal
– Windex surface cleaner
– Febreze odor freshener (”Meadows & Rain” scented)
– a package baby spoons
– pack of pacifiers
– baby bottles
– baby bowls
– baby wipes
- a baby toy
– a carton of 18 eggs
– loaf of bread

Kate Bosworth attracts attention to her face by wearing a shirt with purple and black arrows pointing up while out and about Tuesday in the Pacific Palisades, Calif. In a rolled-up pair of jean shorts and flip-lops, the 24-year-old actress walked her dog Lila, who was adopted during a 2004 vacation in Morocco.

Kate is expected at the Toronto Film Festival later this year, where her indie film The Girl in the Park, will screen for audiences. The film also co-stars Keri Russell and Sigourney Weaver. Here’s a synopsis for The Girl in the Park:

“Enduringly traumatized by the disappearance of her 3-year-old daughter 15 years ago, Julia Sandburg (Weaver) has cut herself off from anyone once near and dear to her, including her husband Doug and her son Chris, who tried for years to penetrate her wall of isolation and despair, without success. But when Julia meets Louise (Bosworth), a troubled young woman with a checkered past, all Julia’s old psychic wounds painfully resurface, as does her illogical and increasingly irrational hope that Louise may be the daughter she lost so long ago.”

Brad Pitt drops the kiddies off at school on Wednesday morning — Maddox, 5, to his French school in Prague, Czech Republic and Pax, 3, and Zahara, 2, to their school at the American Embassy compound.

Partner Angelina Jolie continued to shoot her latest action thriller Wanted. (Hey paparazzi, sneak in some shots from the set. Thanks!)

Some people were just born to be stars…

Beyonce performed a rousing rendition of “Get Me Bodied” at the 2007 BET Awards on Tuesday. The Bootylicious singer arrived in a gold space outfit with Matrix-style letters spelling out “Beyonce” in the background. Beyonce then stripped off her space gear and danced the rest of her performance in $100,000 gold Balenciaga leggings and a matching bra top.

Fellow Destiny’s Child alumni Kelly Rowland followed Beyonce’s performance with her solo hit “Like This” with Eve.

Watch the video of Beyonce performing “Get Me Bodied” at the 2007 BET Awards! And then watch Kylie Miniogue’s performance from her “Come Into My World” Fever Tour. Kylie dons an quite the similar space suit as Beyonce.

I’ve never heard of this magazine, but great cover! Jessica’s career is definitely hot right now! Can’t say the same about her taste in men, but one out of two isn’t bad.

After partying it up across the pond, Nicky Hilton jetted back to the states to spend some quality time with her sister -- without Sheriff supervision. TMZ caught Nicky leaving the family's Bel Air mansion last night. It was the first time they've been together since Paris was released.

Sisters, connected like ... handcuffs.

The Olsen Twins hit up Courteney Cox's favorite restaurant last night -- but one of them did not want to be seen ... maybe she didn't like the food?

Mary-Kate and Ashley bolted from Il Sole in West Hollywood on Tuesday, retreating into their waiting SUV, where Ashley absurdly kept her head buried between her knees as photogs tried to snap a few photos.

A spaced out Mary-Kate took the wheel where she was -- unfortunately for her and anyone who sees her creepy eyes -- unable to duck and cover like her sister.

Paris Hilton's life was "definitely in danger," TMZ was told yesterday by Sheriff Lee Baca, and according to Baca, it was "decompensating" that made things so dicey for Paris while she was inside.

Baca revealed the real psychiatric diagnosis when he appeared before the County Board of Supervisors yesterday, and according to UsMagazine.com, it was "decompensating," which is the deterioration of a person's mental state to the point of severe depression, anxiety or delusions, he explained.

Paris' state of mind was no doubt considerably healthier as she ate and slept like a free woman Tuesday. People reports that balloons and a cake reading "Welcome Home" in pink (nor orange) frosting arrived at her grandparents' home, and her hair extensionist at DreamCatchers came around to lengthen her locks.

Only the two Koreas have been rumored to reunify more than Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, and this morning there's yet another report. During a recent phone conversation, reports the National Enquirer (via MSNBC), Spears supposedly told the Fed-Ex, "I want my family back!" which "stunned" Kevin. But even though he's burning through about minute 19 of his 15 minutes, K-Fed isn't interested.

It turns out that double-murderer OJ Simpson didn't write a word of the book "I Did It," says a friend, and that he "practiced crying" for the big interview he was meant to do with Judith Regan about the book, which got canceled. "Can you believe they'd pay me to say I wrote something I didn't' actually write," OJ asked pal Norm Pardo, who spilled the beans to Page Six and is producing a documentary about Simpson. Apparently, a ghostwriter based the book on transcripts from the trial, and little of the actual text came from the Juice.

Michael Lohan appeared on FOX News' "Your World with Neil Cavuto" yesterday, and said that he'd spoken to Lindsay a few days before rehab. What did Lindsay say to her ex-felon father? According to Michael, she reflected, "I'm the same as you Daddy, I'm the same as you." ... Enrique Iglesias might be attached to the hip of galpal Anna Kournikova, but he's envious of his gay pals who, he tells Genre magazine (via Rush & Molloy), get free passes for extra-curricular activity when they're out of town.

I think that's pretty much it for today..unless I see something good on t.v. or something..then I'll write about it.

Forced to go 23 days without takeout from Mr.Chow, Paris Hilton spent her time in the clink ordering up a smorgasboard from the prison canteen. Bon appetit!
Paris ordered from the same menu available to all prisoners. TMZ has obtained a record of what the ex-con/heiress consumed during a single week of her jailhouse stay -- and let's just say it wasn't exactly a light lunch at the Ivy.

Beside the standard three meals a day, Paris devoured such delectables as instant chicken noodle soup, blueberry muffins, toffee peanuts, packs of coffee, soy sauce, Cheerios, fruit punch mix and mustard. Seems like she had nothing to do but eat!

And the scales of justice are in -- and TMZ has learned that, despite her feeding frenzy, Paris actually lost seven lbs (not ten as previously reported). Who needs Atkins when you got chicken broth and instant coffee!

And don't think Paris let her beauty regimen slide just because she was locked up with hundreds of her favorite fellow female inmates! To get herself prison gorgeous, Paris ordered skin cream, eyebrow pencils, vaseline, an emery board and cotton swabs. Pretty in orange!

In total, Paris spent $145.32 on her purchases for a week. Cheaper than drinks at Hyde!

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Jay-Z's club just got hip-popped with a lawsuit by a slew of serious hitmakers like Michael Jackson, Kanye West, and Pharrell Williams, who are all claiming that he's spinning tunes like "Billie Jean," "Gold Digger" and in his New York hotspot -- without paying royalties.
The 40/40 Club, which is co-owned by the rapper and two partners, was sued yesterday by Broadcast Music Inc. (BMI), who filed in Manhattan District Court on behalf of Jacko and Kanye They're among twelve artists who allege that their songs are being played at the club, even though it hasn't paid up for licenses.The rapper-mogul himself isn't named as a defendant.

Although Jay-Z and Pharrell are musical pals (they collaborated on "Frontin'), Williams is still demanding some coin from the Jiggaman -- Pharrell's song "Touch" was allegedly played without a license.

A rep for the 40/40 Club says the club hasn't been served with legal papers, and adds that "under no circumstance" would songs by R. Kelly, whose tune "Thoia Thoing" is mentioned in the suit, be played in Hova's house.

Rihanna rocks the red carpet with a new set of curls and a white fitted strapless dress at the 2007 BET Awards on Tuesday at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, Calif.

Beyonce Knowles knocks ‘em dead in a glitzy hip-hugging silver gown by Dolce & Gabbana at the 2007 BET Awards held at LA’s Shrine Auditorium on Tuesday. She picked up the night’s first award, video of the year for “Irreplaceable.”

Elisha Cuthbert wore a $448 Petro Zillia jacket (and shopping bag) while out shopping with the heiress herself in West Hollywood back in March. She finished off her look with an Alexander McQueen skull scarf, Chanel sneakers and gradient sunglasses.

Paris Hilton wore the same Petro Zillia jacket on her way out of prison last night but completed her look with $300 Marcello Toshi “Princessa” pumps and $88 Twisted Seam style jeans.

Who wore it best — ELISHA or PARIS?

While Brad was busy filming the third segment of his Softbank commercial, partner Angelina Jolie picked up son Pax, 3, and daughter Zahara, 2, from school at the American Embassy compound on Tuesday morning in Prague, Czech Republic.

Angie dressed in head-to-toe black and wore oversized black shades. She held Zahara and her bookbag while bodyguard Mickey Brett gave Pax the ride of his life.

Pax hugged Mickey yesterday after school and this time, Pax was spotted riding on Mickey’s left leg! Mickey is turning into a softie right before our very eyes!

Note: Apologies, these pictures will unfortunately not be published here.

Transformers star Shia LaBeouf makes-out with a blonde-wigged tennis ball during Total Request Live at NYC’s MTV Times Square Studios on Tuesday.

Apparently in Transformers, the cast used silver rods with tennis balls attached at the ends to fill in for the robots, which would be CGI’ed into the scene in post-production. MTV VJ Damien Fahey handed Shia a tennis ball and they had a love scene together!

Damien voiced the character of the blonde-wigged tennis ball while Shia played his handsome himself. Shia gave it all he got — he grabbed his rod tightly, used his tongue to start licking the tennis ball, started rolling all over the floor with the rod and kissed the tennis ball to death. (It’s even funnier if you just watch it.)

Watch the video below of Shia getting his lickin’ on…

Kelly Clarkson arrives at CBS’ The Early Show on Tuesday to perform her three-song set: “Never Again,” “Sober,” and “Since You Been Gone.”

The original American Idol winner dressed in head-to-toe black including a minidress with metallic geometric shapes up top and suede thigh-high boots.

Kelly’s latest album My December drops TODAY, so be sure to pick up your copy!

You’re gonna have to wait to catch Kelly’s performances on The Early Show though. They won’t air until Monday, July 9!

Brad’s back!!

After dropping the kids off at school in the morning, Brad Pitt was back on the set of Softbank, a Japanese telecommunications company, in Prague, Czech Republic.

The father-of-four filmed the third segment of a commercial for Softbank’s latest cell phone model dressed in a snappy white suit. (The first segment was a gray suit and the second segment was a black suit.)

The scene of the commercial involved everyone dressed in white playing soccer — nuns, body builders, and a large group of children. It doesn’t look like a typical soccer match since Brad is touching the soccer ball with his hands but he does get more and more involved as the commercial goes on. In the pictures, you can also see lots of white buttondown shirts hanging from clotheslines.

Are Kimora, Djimon and Russell the new Demi, Ashton and Bruce?

Most definitely yes!

Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou were spotted lunching at the Ivy and shopping at Kitson on Saturday in Beverly Hills, Calif.

Djimon wore one of the limited-edition, organic cotton T-shirts from Kimora’s ex-hubby-to-be Russell Simmons’s new clothing line, Atman! (Atman is a high end, boutique line entitled, signifying the “spirit of man” in Sanskrit.)

We’ll soon see Kimora, Djimon, Russell and their daughters walking the red carpet together and posing for photographers just like Demi and Ashton in no time!

Geri Halliwell gets her shopping on with 13-month-old daughter Bluebell Madonna in the Essex county in the East of Endland on Monday.

Thankfully her hair looked a bit less voluminous than it did later in the evening at George Michael’s 44th birthday party.

With 3, almost 4, Spice Girls with children, do you think the girls will be able to go on tour together? We’ll all find out when they announce their plans on Thursday!

UPDATE: Pictures added of Geri and her massively huge trainer from Outdoor Extreme working out on Tuesday morning. How funny does he look walking her tiny dog Harry? Hah!

Before he killed himself, Chris Benoit sent a series of text messages to WWE co-workers, some from his dead wife's cell phone. According to WWE.com, all five text messages were sent between 3:53 AM and 3:58 AM on June 24.

The messages revealed that Benoit's suicide was planned as he distributed information on where to find his remains, and the enclosed location of his attack dogs.

Below are the times and content of text messages Benoit sent to co-workers, as first reported by WWE:

* 3:53 AM - Chris Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
* 3:53 AM - Chris Benoit's cell phone: "The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open."
* 3:54 AM - Nancy Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
* 3:55 AM - Nancy Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
* 5:58 AM - Nancy Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"

After authorities revealed the grisly details of Chris Benoit's final days, the WWE is changing their tune. In a televised statement, aired just moments ago on Sci Fi Channel's ECW, Vince McMahon made it clear -- they will no longer honor the memory of the murdering wrestler:

"Last night on 'Monday Night Raw,' the WWE presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Chris Benoit. However, now some 26 hours later, the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent. Therefore, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mr. Benoit tonight. On the contrary, tonight's show will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, the WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world -- entertain you."

Move over Martha Stewart's poncho, there's a new post-pokey fashion trend on the rise! Park Avenue Princess Prison chic!

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton emerged from her 23-day stay at the Lynwood Hilton on Tuesday, sporting a $448 Olive green short-sleeved polyester/linen blend jacket by Petro Zillia. StyleChic's Aly Scott tells TMZ that Paris paired the summer jacket with jeans and a pair of $300 white Marcello Toshi heels. Imagine walking in her size 11 shoes!

We're told Paris picked up the items at Petro Zillia on L.A.'s trendy West Third street, and also bought the matching shorts to go with the jacket. Perhaps she's getting used to the idea of uniforms!

Britney Spears needs to stop doing wrecking her own hair! Oops!

After scalping herself alive back in February, TMZ has learned that Britney has now attempted to dye her ratty blonde mane herself on Saturday. Weave it alone, girl!

Well-placed sources tell us Brit's assistant rushed over to the Epitome Salon in Bel Air at around 6:00 PM, because the former pop star had spilled black dye all over her face. Toxic! We're told the salon staff saved the day and sent Britney's minder off with some much-needed dye remover. Tragedy avoided -- sort of!

If only the rest of Britney's life were as easily fixed!

A rep for Britney could not be reached.

Christina Aguilera took a voluptuously hot minute to answer some questions in Shanghai ... but reporters found it difficult to pay attention. Can't hold 'em down!

The pop star's eye-popping push-up put reporters off their purpose during the "Back to Basics" tour presser.

There have been rumors that Xtina is preggers. As usual, she's milking the publicity for all it's worth.

Sloppy eater David Hasselhoff grabbed a working lunch at Jerry's Deli yesterday ... but it was unclear if his meeting was for a role -- or for working on his messy custody battle.
TMZ caught up with The Hoff in the middle of a serious conversation with someone that looks like a director -- or a lawyer -- in the parking lot of the popular Studio City hangout. Try the brisket!

One thing is certain: The Hoff is looking pretty good since winning custody of his two daughters.

Joan Collins wants to give your aged flesh a little lift!
The 74-year-old "Dynasty" diva has gone from shedding her skin in cinematic classics like "The Bitch" and "The Stud" to preserving it by becoming the face of the new anti-aging cream called Cellex-C Age-less 15 Skin Signaling Serum. The name just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

Who needs botox, Restylane or collagen, when you can have the fresh, taut, dewy skin of the septuagenarian Alexis Morel Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan? Rock on Joan!

Kim KardASSian was spotted bringing up her rear as she arrived to the set of a photo shoot on Monday.

The Pussycat Doll in-training chatted with her mother, Kris Jenner, before shaking her plus-sized groove thang!

If she keeps this up, it won't be long before Kimmy hits rock bottom!

As word of Paris Hilton's Taco Bell craving reached los honchos grandes at the fast food company via TMZ, it was only a matter of hours before the burrito slingers were knocking down the heiress' door to stuff her face with bean-stuffed goodies.

TMZ obtained a letter from Taco Bell President Greg Creed to Paris, informing her of a special delivery he ordered sent to La Casa Hilton. Unfortunately, the tacos never made it past the front gates. Pobrecita!

Click to ReadGotta hand it to Taco Bell -- they certainly do think outside the bun!

The WWE is firing back at claims that the murders/suicide by former wrestling champion Chris Benoit were the result of "roid rage." After local authorities revealed that steroids were found at the chilling murder scene, several media outlets claimed that a violent reaction caused by use of the supplements may have contributed Benoit's murderous behavior. The WWE claims that assumption is pure bulls**t, although they name no criminal, psychopharmaceutical or hormone expert as the source of their claims.

In a statement released to TMZ, WWE reps claim that the proof is in the Bibles left at the feet of Benoit's two victims. "The physical findings announced by authorities indicate deliberation, not rage. The wife's feet and hands were bound and she was asphyxiated, not beaten to death. By the account of the authorities, there were substantial periods of time between the death of the wife and the death of the son, again suggesting deliberate thought, not rage. The presence of a Bible by each is also not an act of rage."

The WWE also claims that Benoit tested negative for steroids in the company's independently administered drug testing program, done on April 10, 2007.


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The strenuously anti-war Rosie O'Donnell just took her message to a completely different level, dressing her 4-year-old daughter Vivienne in an ammo belt and fatigues in a photo on the top of her blog at Rosie.com

Rosie took flak from fans and foes alike, almost immediately after posting, but defended the choice in her usual defiantly minimalist way. "Art can't hurt u," she said to one foe who called her "sick," and replied, "Art provokes," to one fan who had begged her to take the picture down.

Trump? O'Reilly? Your serve.

L.A. Sheriff Lee Baca addressed reporters in the hallway before facing the L.A. County Board of Supervisors, and he had a few choice words for Paris Hilton.

While waiting to be interviewed at the meeting, he addressed reporters with, "Paris, do a better job in your life." When asked if he had a more specific message for the heiress he replied, "Redirect your energy ... Stay out of trouble and follow the law." When a reporter asked about Paris receiving special treatment, the Sheriff said, "Yes, she got special treatment ... she got more time in jail than anybody in her situation." Burn!

Baca is waiting for his turn in the hotseat while the Supervisors discuss other topics.

The lovely Tara Reid hit Las Vegas over the weekend -- and let's just say she partied without a break til' the break of dawn! Taradise landed at JET nightclub at the Mirage around 3:00 AM, and her party sipped Grey Goose vodka in the VIP area. Sources inside the club tell TMZ this was the last stop on a whirlwind Vegas club tour. She closed down the club -- leaving at 4:30 AM! The early bird catches the worm -- the tequila worm!

Tara had the nerve to ask a drunk dude to leave her VIP booth ... because he was wasted. Pot, kettle, kettle, pot.

The ex-con/heiress won't wear orange, if her mother Kathy is to believed, since she was so ready to shed her jumpsuit. But the intrepid oddsmakers at Bodog have put wagers on a slew of things that might -- or might not -- happen during Paris' big interview on "Larry King Live."

For instance, the Bodog bettors are almost metaphysically certain (1-to-7 odds) that Paris will mention finding God in jail, while they're less sure that she's going to talk about mental health issues. Meanwhile, they think that she's, well, unlikely to get an invite to "The View" after Babwa said talking to Paris was "beneath her."

And what about donning orange? According to the odds, not a chance.

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The world press was awaiting her exit -- she only had time to change her clothes in a public bathroom, pinch her cheeks and put on a little lipstick -- and she looked, well, hot!

TMZ has prepared a side-by-side comparison; here's red carpet weavetabulous Paris, and post-jail Heidi Paris.

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Will Ferrell is featured in another FunnyOrDie.com clip with his favorite co-star -- a 2-year-old girl named Pearl.

Pearl is actually the daughter of Ferrell's frequent collaborator, Adam McKay. In this clip, Pearl plays a tough cop that is brought in to get a confession out of Will -- by any means necessary. Let's just say there is a phone book beating involved.

But alas, this is Pearl's final performance. Hey, she's still got preschool to look forward to.

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Paris Hilton drew TMZ boss Harvey Levin a self-portrait of herself by a pay phone inside Lynwood prison with a TV tuned into Larry King Live. The drawing was passed on from her lawyer Rich Hutton.

The note from Paris reads:

“Dear Harvey,

I just wanted to thank you for your fair and unbiased reporting of the events in my case. I truly appreciated it. I think TMZ is a great website because of it’s [sic] reputation for accurately reporting the facts.
Thank you
Paris Hilton”

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About an hour after being released from jail, Paris Hilton arrived at her parents' Beverly Hills home -- which is, of course, substantially larger than the cell she called home for the past three weeks.

Hilton sat in the back of the SUV that took her home as the driver waited for the road to clear of the paparazzi crush. Despite the blinding flurry of flashes, a relatively makeup-free Paris has never looked so happy to have her picture taken -- certainly more so than the last time we saw her.

Whether or not Paris is at her folks' place for the night is still unknown.

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*ALERT* ... We interrupt our continuous coverage of the liberation of Paris to bring you the latest bra-tacular escapades of that other blonde paparazzi vortex, Britney Spears.

On the one night when Mama B might've thought she could elude the flashbulbs -- since they were seemingly all on Paris' tail -- TMZ scoped her coming out of Joseph's in Hollywood, leaving little to anyone's imagination in a tight sheer top and sporting a dark wig.

A spy tells TMZ that Britney didn't rock too hard while inside -- taking it easy in honor of Paris, perhaps?

We now return you to your regularly scheduled non-stop Pariswatch.

As Paris Hilton left Lynwood in her parents' black SUV, a couple of photographers sprinted down the middle of the street in hopes of getting a shot of Paris.

Were these guys track stars in high school?

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As Paris Hilton made her way out of Lynwood, she shook a few hands and hugged a few deputies before jumping into her parents' waiting SUV. Hard to blame her.

Sources tell TMZ that Paris was in "very high spirits" as she left and couldn't believe she was finally free. We're even told that a few deputies were sad to see her go. *tear*

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After 23 days in jail, Paris Hilton is finally a free woman.

The heiress was released from prison shortly after midnight on Tuesday. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Paris has lost nearly 10 pounds during her stay and that on her way out of jail, she stopped to change clothes in a public restroom that "smells rancid."

Sources also tell TMZ that Lynwood jail is happy to see Paris go and they hope that now things can get back to normal. Don't we all.

Story developing ...

Kathy and Rick Hilton have just pulled up their car to the entrance of Lynwood jail and are waiting for Paris to exit. Sheriffs are clearing the exit as we speak.

We're told Paris will walk out alone.

Story developing ...

Actress Cameron Diaz committed a big no-no in Peru this past week. While exploring the ancient Inca city of Machu Picchu, Cameron was spotted with an olive messenger bag emblazoned with a red star and one of Chinese Communist leader Mao Zedong's favorite slogans, "Serve the People."

It seems Peru has a little history of problems with Communist insurgencies, (the Maoist group Shining Path terrorized Peru during the '80s and '90s) so Cameron's bag was a major faux pas. "It alludes to a concept that did so much damage to Peru, that brought about so many victims," human rights activist Pablo Rojas told the Daily News.

The son of a German who tried to kill Adolf Hitler is pissed off that his father will be played by Tom Cruise in the upcoming movie "Valkyrie." Berthold Von Stauffenberg told a German newspaper that Cruise's devotion to Scientology is really "off-putting," and that he thinks the movie is "sure to be crap. I am not saying that Cruise is a bad actor -- I cannot judge that. But in any case, I fear that it could turn into horrible kitsch."

"He should keep his hands off my father," continued Von Stauffenberg. "He should climb a mountain or go surfing in the Caribbean. I don't care, as long as he stays out of it."

It makes perfect sense: on a recent trip to Finland, perky-chested Pam Anderson came up with a great idea. People reports that Pam is looking into starting up a chain of strip clubs. Mama mammaries! "I'm going to look into opening a chain of strip clubs and I'll call them Lapland!!!!" writes Pam in her blog, in reference to the Finnish city of the same name.

Peta spokesperson Pammy also blogged about her fight to push a pro-animal agenda in Finland. "The demand is getting lower for fur coats and they breed foxes here just for fur. ... Sweden, Austria and England have banned fur farms. Let's hope Finland will too."

When word leaked this week that Insane Clown Posse -- the band Blender magazine named "Worst Band Ever" -- were beginning work on their second feature film, people worldwide asked the same question: "Who in the hell saw their FIRST movie?" Well, apparently, a lot.

Their first film, "Big Money Hustlas," just qualified platinum on DVD. Turns out these guys have 3 platinum and 5 gold awards to their credit -- and they're keeping all that money to themselves, via their own aptly-named Psychopathic Records label.

Maybe these jokers have figured out the same lesson that clowns like Paris, Lindsey and Britney have already learned ... that "Haterade" can get you paid!

Paris Hilton will be released from jail next Tuesday, June 26, Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore announced today. Gentlemen, start your engines!

Authorities would not reveal what time the heiress/convict will be released -- much to the dismay of every paparazzi agency in town. When asked about the media circus surrounding Hilton's upcoming release, Whitmore said, "We anticipate the exit will be covered the same as the entrance."

Hilton began her stay in the slammer on June 3.

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Brit babe Lily Allen showed off more than intended at a press conference at the Bonaroo music festival last weekend.
Btw..She looks horrible.

A rep with NBC told TMZ there was never anything to kill, because they never sealed the deal on a Paris interview. Allison Gollust, Senior VP of NBC News Communications, told TMZ, "There's nothing to pull the plug on because we never committed to this."

But here's the deal. TMZ knows a producer was already assigned to the interview, which was supposed to air on "Today." Multiple sources tell us, camera people and associate producers were told to be ready, and that the piece would be shot in L.A. and edited in new York.

As TMZ first reported, today honchos at the net told selected staffers the interview was dead. To that, Gollust said, "It can't be dead if it was never alive to begin with."

Inside sources at NBC tell TMZ the network has just canceled its interview with Paris Hilton. As TMZ reported, the Burbank bureau was preparing for the interview with Paris and Meredith Vieira for "Today."

But just a short time ago, honchos informed selected staff that the interview is dead. No reason was given.

Shemar Moore has just copped a plea, the same morning he was charged with three criminal misdemeanors.

TMZ has learned that shortly after the L.A. City Attorney filed the charges, Moore's super lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, entered the very courtroom where Paris Hilton was nailed. Chapman Holley appeared before Judge Michael Sauer and entered a no-contest plea to Exhibition of Speed. The two DUI charges were dismissed.

As for sentencing, Moore did a hell of a lot better than Hilton. He was given 36 months probation and fined around $1400. He was also ordered to do community service.

Eddie Murphy is definitely the daddy of Scary Spice's 2-month-old baby, according to a DNA test that the singer just received, and a source who has seen the actual test tells TMZ that it "leaves no doubt" that Eddie's the dad.

A rep for Scary -- aka Melanie Brown -- confirms that her client has received the test results and that they point to Murphy as the father of Angel Iris Murphy Brown. Scary had preemptively given the baby the name even before the test.

As for the test, we're told that the results are "irrefutable" and that, as with most DNA tests, there is a far greater than 99% probability that Murphy's the dad. Mazel tov!

Murphy's rep tells TMZ, "We don't comment on our clients' personal lives."

Katie Holmes is aging by the minute! These days Kate looks more like a grandma migrating to Boynton Beach for the winter season than a 28-year-old Hollywood hottie. Who's in the mood for an Early Bird Special at Denny's??? Holmes was spotted "early boarding" a flight in Nice, France -- sans tiny Suri and teeny Tom. The robowife wore this burnt orange leather vest last worn by Steven Tyler in Aerosmith's 1977 "Draw the Line" tour, offset by a mustard colored blowfish purse she might have found while snorkeling in those goggles.

The Cruises were in France for the wedding of fellow Scientologist/billionaire James Packer to model Erica Baxter. Party at the Scientology Celebrity Centre, baby! Then it's off to shuffleboard!

TMZ has learned that when actor Shemar Moore goes to court next week on DUI charges, he will face Judge Michael T. Sauer -- the hangin' judge who made Paris Hilton's simple life a living hell!

Shemar better shell out for a good lawyer!

"The Young and the Restless" star Shemar Moore has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence.

L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo handed down the charges just moments ago, three weeks after a CHP officer claims he pulled Moore over after he noticed the actor speeding near Santa Monica Blvd.

As TMZ first reported, Moore allegedly, "displayed signs of alcohol impairment and a DUI investigation was conducted" according to a report taken after he was stopped on around 1:30 AM on June 1. Moore was then arrested and transported to a nearby station, where he a blew a .08 blood alcohol level on a breath test -- the legal limit in California.

Moore, who currently stars in "Criminal Minds," was released a few hours later on $5,000 bail. If convicted Moore faces six months in jail and a $1000 fine.

Shemar's next court hearing is June 26.

The highly elegant Miss Dita Von Teese has teamed up with something called "Very Lingerie Week" -- enough said, right? The exquisite ecdysiast was in Tokyo last night, where she performed her signature burlesque act as part of a lingerie fashion show, as models in skimpy skivvies walked the catwalk -- and damn, baby got back!

Please, stop drooling now.

Have you thought about telling your boss to shove it, selling off all your stuff, and hitting the open road with Paris and Nicole's Airstream trailer? Time to go! That's right, the same 25-foot 2004 Airstream trailer that Paris nearly crashed in "The Simple Life" is up for sale on eBay. Paris put the ding in the rear panel ... long before she was in the ding herself! Own a piece of TV history ... and get the hell outta town.

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Boy, oh boy! The blonde babes were out in full manpower last night from coast to coast! While Ice-T's buxom bride Coco (real name Nicole Austin) vamped it up at an EW event in New York, sexy Alexis Arquette kept it real at the OmniPeace launch party in Los Angeles. What a pair of transcontinental beauties!?

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Kate Middleton is ready for summer, wearing a floral print dress while out and about in London on Thursday.

There’s been much talk about Kate since Dateline scored super ratings with its interview with Prince William and Prince Harry. Tabloids are reportedly offering Kate a cool $1 million for a sit-down with her but like a good girl, she’s keep her trap shut.

Smart lady, you don’t want the royal family mad at you!

In somewhat related news, her ex-long-term boyfriend Prince William turned 25 today, gaining his part of the $25+ million inheritance left him by his mother, Princess Diana. Prince Harry will gain access to a similar amount when he turns 25.

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Pregnant and in jail? Not any time soon!

Though Nicole Richie faces a minimum 90-day mandatory jail sentence if convicted in her upcoming DUI trial, the Simple Life star won’t be taking her unborn “FEEDus” to prison with her.

Thank God! Though several outlets have printed that the pin thin star is preggers with Joel Madden’s baby, we just refuse to believe the pregnancy rumors.

It can’t be true, right???

Well, this new report says it’s not.

Chicago Sun-Times gossip columnist Bill Zwecker reports that “after a long chat with a close Nicole Richie source Tuesday, I’m confident that Paris Hilton’s TV reality co-star is not pregnant.”

Woo hoo!

Nor is Richie engaged to Madden.

Though she was spotted wearing a big ring at a recent event, it was just a borrowed item Nicole wore from a Hollywood jeweler for a charity benefit.

While Paris is released from jail next week, Nicole’s drama will begin July 11th, when her DUI trial starts.

Hopefully (if we’re lucky) they’ll allow cameras in the courtroom!

Couldn’t she at least fake it?

Avril Lavigne looks bored to pieces at Sum 41’s concert at the Mod Club in Toronto.

She must not be that into her husband’s music.

At least we can agree on one thing!

Are we sure Nicole Richie is the one that’s possibly pregnant????

The Simple Life star’s boyfriend, Joel Madden, looks like he’s put on some sympathy weight.

The Good Charlotte singer sports several chins after leaving a Los Angeles gas station snack store on Wednesday.

A little chub is good but too much cushion can break poor Zombie Hands!

Christina Aguilera showed off a very noticeable bump in her belly during a concert in Osaka, Japan this week.

When can we expect an announcement?

Our love affair with female rappers is well-documented.

Now, one of the originals is reuniting, and they’re documenting every step of the way!

VH1 announced this week that they are picking up The Salt ‘N’ Pepa Show, a ten-part series premiering later this year.

On “The Salt ‘N Pepa Show,” VH1 will follow the ladies as they attempt to reunite on and off the stage in this funny, often touching reality series. They soon discover however, that achieving this is easier said than done since most of their past issues are still unresolved. Salt is angry about being unappreciated when they were together and Pepa blames Salt for breaking up the group. Their lifestyles are also polar opposites: Salt has indeed found God and is living a quiet life in Long Island with her husband while Pepa is still the party girl and up for anything. Can they overcome their differences long enough to heal their friendship and perform again?

What about Spinderella???

Don’t forget about Sandy, y’all!

Where has Jennifer Aniston’s new model boyfriend been hiding?

The pair have not been seen together since last weekend, raising many questions about the status of their non-relationship.

On Wednesday (above), Maniston’s BFF and yoga guru, Mandy Ingber, paid a visit to the actress at her home.

Later that night, Jen went to The Police concert at the Staples Center - without her British Bradd Pitt-lookalike.

What’s going on lady???

Is that her brother? Her beared?

Kelly Clarkson - with a male companion - was spotted wobbling out of posh eatery Koi in West Hollywood on Wednesday night.

We hear that the former Idol winner’s relationship with her record label is still strained, which may explain why Kelly’s drowning the pain away.

Following the bad word of mouth on her new album and her cancelled summer tour, sources tell us that Clarkson’s label is not pouring as much money into advertising and marketing as they had planned or as Kelly would like.

Oh well. This one’s a scrap. Start thinking about the next album already!

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The original Fergie kept it real -- by holding hands with 50 Cent after the dandy rapper performed on Wednesday at a NY concert for the Sarah Ferguson Foundation. Go shorty, it's your charity! The show was part of the Cipriani Wall Street concert series and helps the Duchess' Foundation provide aid to disadvantaged children around the world. It's up in the air if either knew who the other was! Word.

Fitty and Fergie's meeting was the strangest red carpet pairing since Jimmie "JJ" Walker arrived to an award show with acidic blonde political commentard Ann Coulter.

Grandmaster Flash nearly lost his ride over the weekend while spinning at a celeb-packed birthday party in NYC. TMZ has learned that the famous DJ had to halt his spinning in mid-session to run outside because his car was being towed! Sources inside the club tell us GMF was spinning at the birthday party of Noel Ashman, owner of The Plumm, when one of his entourage stormed in with a flash for the Flash -- his ride was going bye bye!

Flash was able to talk his way out of the tow! And after the fire was put out, he continued on the ones and twos -- letting the crowd know, "All is cool."

There are strange happenings at "The House That Arnold Built," the world famous Gold's Gym of Venice Beach Calif., where photos of the Governator that were snapped during the peak of his gigantor phase were suddenly yanked from the walls! Hasta la vista, baby!

TMZ has learned that employees at the fitness center were recently instructed to remove all photographs of Schwarzenegger from their Walls Of Champions -- without explanation.
But despite rumors of a feud, a scandal and a financial war -- Arnold's pics were just the casualties of, "one of the biggest miscommunications in Gold's history," according to Gold's bigwig Dave Reisman. "The photos were removed so that they could be cleaned and placed together in a photo tribute that we have planned for the 30th anniversary of the film 'Pumping Iron.'"

So, in other words ... he'll be back.

Paris Hilton may have a new calling -- which may erroneously presuppose that she had an old one -- as a prison treatment consultant! Socialite psychosociologist!

The Southern California Association of Black Psychologists is asking Paris Hilton to speak out and help change the treatment of the very same people with whom she shared the mental ward earlier this month. Bunkmate brainpower!

In the letter obtained by TMZ, they address complaints they've received from L.A. County Jail inmates and their relatives, who are upset about the "special treatment" Hilton is receiving for her mental problems. The letter also asks county officials to provide the same specialized care and treatment for other inmates with similar mental ailments.

Paris did say she was looking to get more involved with a cause ...

Tyrese and Brandy are not engaged!

Rumors have swirled that the raptor proposed at his baby mama's (Norma) baby shower over the weekend. Tacky! But according to Brandy's spokesman, Courtney Barnes, when Tyrese got down on bended knee, he proposed to his baby mama, Norma, and not to the "Moesha" star.

"Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl loves scrubs -- and by that we don't mean Isaiah Washington! Heigl may not be a doctor, but she plays one on TV, and has decided to get into the celeb fashion biz by launching a clothing line -- of medical scrubs and healthcare industry uniforms! Nurse!

The Katherine Heigl Collection will feature designs "appropriate for women of all ages who work in hospitals, private residences, clinics, dental offices, labs, spas and other healthcare environments." Perfect for the code red carpet!

Most items in the catastrophic couture line are priced under $25 and will be "available this fall in retail outlets, online stores and catalogues selling women's medical apparel." Like Abercrombie & Splint, H+M.O. and Gap Smear.

Transatlantic lovebirds Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel strolled the streets of Oslo hand-in-hand -- with Jessica in a lovely 70s summer housedress, and JT busting out his manpris -- a look that refuses to die. Biel joined her buzzed boy on the northern leg of his Euro tour, and it looks like Momma Timberlake approves ... next stop, Copenhagen.

The couple joined friends for lunch at T.G.I Friday's ... nothing like getting a little local flavor while in a foreign country! During their afternoon promenade, JT had his digital camera in hand ... when he wasn't holding Jessica's.

The future ruler of the British Empire turned 25 today, but who gives a rat's arse about his age when, just like that, Prince William is loaded!

That's because Wills, upon crossing the 25-year-old threshold, gets the $13 million his mother Princess Diana left him in her will, plus interest and "other income accrued," according to reports. That translates into about $500,000 to $600,000 per year, on top of the reported $44,000 he makes from being a second lieutenant in the British Army.

And then, of course, there's his expense account, which his dad, Prince Charles, takes care of -- though sources who knew Wills in high school at Eton tell TMZ that he never ever had spending money, and that his subjects/pals had to fork over cash for everything.

TMZ spoke with a jailer from L.A.'s infamous Twin Towers, where Paris stayed before returning to Lynwood jail. Our informant made it clear -- Paris' stay was a nightmare! From nurses to clerks and every other employee, the pressure of having Hilton and the drama that ensued was "way too much distraction." Our source said that while Paris was at the facility, the tension among workers was nearly unbearable. "The pressure affected everyone! At first, the idea of having Miss Hilton in our jail was exciting." Apparently, that excitement was fleeting. In fact, the most exciting moment of the heiress' stay, as revealed to TMZ, was her grand ... or not so grand exit.

It's safe to say that for the staff over at Lynwood, Paris' release couldn't come soon enough. At least, that's the feeling in the mailroom!

An online porn payment company is offering a load of advice to wacky Anne Heche's estranged and allegedly whack-happy husband, Coley Lafoon: Stop getting caught with your pants down!

TMZ has obtained a letter sent by PureVanilla.com VP Kevin Blatt, explaining how Coley might address his purported hobby in the future:


Coley Laffoon:

We understand where you are coming from. So you looked at a little porn? What guy doesn't? If your ex Anne Heche was the judge, ANY guy looking at porn could be considered a "porn-addict with compulsive masturbation problems." Well, we know that's not true about you. For innocent guys like yourself, THE CRIME WASN'T LOOKING -- THE CRIME WAS GETTING CAUGHT!!

We are prepared to offer you something that will protect your privacy -- A PureVanilla.com Gold Card. With it you can join a ton of sites without anyone ever finding out -- the website names don't show up on your credit card statements, and the websites never have access to your personal information -- so nobody will find out what you're doing. You are completely anonymous! It's perfect for celebrities who need privacy but want to look at porn (Charlie Sheen, are you listening??) PureVanilla.com is the only company that can offer privacy protection on every transaction you make through us.

So what do you say, Coleman? Wanna look at some more porn (without getting CAUGHT, that is)??

Sincerely,

Kevin Blatt

Former "OC" star Mischa Barton is going lesbian (again) for her new movie, and this is the girl she's going to be locking lips with. Line forms to the left!

Shantel VanSanten is a former contestant on the short-lived NBC reality show "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search." Shantel was one of the first contestants eliminated, but she seems to have landed on her feet.

The film tells the story of two girls who meet at a t.A.T.u concert (Remember them? The faux-lesbian Russian band?) and fall in love. Nudity ensues. Sounds like something Vivid would produce.

Believe it or not, "Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2" is not the worst thing Scott Baio has been in. TMZ has learned that along with blonde bombshells like Pam Anderson, Heather Locklear and Nicollette Sheridan, the 45-year-old '80s TV hunk once bumped uglies with Liza Minnelli! You heard correctly. Liza with a WHAT?!!

We're told by extremely well-placed sources that Baio and the 61-year-old re-assembled diva spent a night together years ago and made beautiful, er, music together. Charles in charge!

Who knew David Gest had Scott Baio's sloppy seconds?!

49-year-old Sharon Stone decided to go au naturel for the Shanghai International Film Festival yesterday -- her basic instinct might be a little off.

The original crotch-flasher scared dazzled locals as she chatted and mingled at the event. This was Stone's second bare-skin appearance in a week -- she was snapped topless last Friday, soaking up the rays in France.

Maybe it's time to start covering up, girl.

The new site make-over that I have been working on for a week is finally here. I really hope you all like it. I know the layout seems cluttered, but I'm still making a few minor adjustments. It should all be done soon. Then I can start our regular posts again.

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Britney Spears threatened to sue a Florida radio station unless they removed
billboards of her with a shaven head.

Lawyers for the 'Toxic' singer told WFLZ radio to take down adverts
featuring three pictures of the 26-year-old singer bald and snarling.

The singer's legal team claim images of Britney can only be used for
promotional purposes with her consent.

A letter was sent to station owners Clear Channel Communications from law
firm Lavely and Singer dated June 14.
It read: "Clear Channel was already exposed to substantial liability for its
offensive, unauthorized commercial exploitation of my client's photograph on
the billboards.

"Once again, we demand the immediate removal of the billboards, confirmed by
documentary evidence and verified under penalty of perjury."

The pictures were taken as she attacked a photographer's car with an
umbrella, the night before she entered Malibu's Promises rehab facility.

The billboards featured three identical pictures of the singer next to the
radio station's logo and a picture of talk show host Todd Schnitt.

Above each picture were the slogans "Total nut jobs", "Shock Therapy", and
"Certifiable".

Schnitt revealed Clear Channel have now removed the billboards, adding, "I'm
not happy with that".

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TMZ has obtained Larry Birkhead's new legal attack on Debra Opri. This time, he's asking for an injunction, prohibiting his fired lawyer from spending around $600,000 she's holding hostage in her client trust account.

Birkhead made the money after inking a million-dollar deal with Bravo network. Birkhead has sued Opri, alleging she put the money in her trust account without his consent, and then sent him a ginormous bill.

In an interesting turn, the lawyer for IMG, the agency that represents Opri, turned on her. Regan McGorry writes in a declaration that "Debra directed IMG, and in a telephone call directed IMG and Television Network [Bravo] to wire the initial payment of approximately $866,250 into her attorney client trust account. Debra informed me that she had full authority to have this money wired into said trust account." Wrong!

In Birkhead's declaration, he says, "I need protection to make certain that Opri does not and cannot abscond with my money."

In his book, "If I Did It," Simpson describes a scene during his infamous Bronco chase where he debated killing himself with a Magnum:

A.C. drove another half-mile or so and pulled into an orange grove, where no one could spot us, not even from the sky. He got out to take a leak, and the moment he left the Bronco I reached for my grip. I unzipped it and pulled out the Magnum. I was in tremendous pain, and I saw nothing but more pain ahead of me, and I decided to end it. I realized, I can make this stop. One shot to the flicking [sic] head and it's over.

TMZ has obtained a copy of the infamous manuscript by killer OJ Simpson where he outlines IF he had killed his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson, HOW it went down. Get ready folks, it's disgusting.

The manuscript begins with the passage:

I'm going to tell you a story you've never heard before, because no one knows this story the way I know it. It takes place on the night June 12, 1994, and it concerns the murder of my ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her young friend, Ronald Goldman. I want you to forget everything you think you know about that night because I know the facts better than anyone. I know the players. I've seen the evidence. I've heard the theories. And, of course, I've read all the stories: That I did it. That I did it but I don't know I did it. That I can no longer tell fact from fiction. That I wake up in the middle of the night, consumed by guilt, screaming.

As for the murders, Simpson describes a chilling scene:

I looked over at Goldman, and I was fuming. I guess he thought I was going to hit him, because he got into his little karate stance. "What the fuck is that?" I said. "You think you can take me with your karate shit?" He started circling me, bobbing and weaving, and if I hadn't been so fucking angry I would have laughed in his face. "O.J., come on!" It was Charlie again, pleading. Nicole moaned, regaining consciousness. She stirred on the ground and opened her eyes and looked at me, but it didn't seem like anything was registering. Charlie walked over and planted himself in front of me blocking my view. "We are fucking done here, man-let's go!"

I noticed the knife in Charlie's hand, and in one deft move I removed my right glove and snatched it up. "We're not going anywhere," I said, turning to face Goldman. Goldman was still circling me, bobbing and weaving, but I didn't feel like laughing anymore. "You think you're tough, motherfucker?" I said. I could hear Charlie just behind me, saying something, urging me to get the fuck out of there, and at one point he even reached for me and tried to drag me away, but I shook him off, hard, and moved toward Goldman. "Okay, motherfucker!" I said. "Show me how tough you are!"

Then something went horribly wrong, and I know what happened, but I can't tell you exactly how. I was still standing in Nicole's courtyard, of course, but for a few moments I couldn't remember how I'd gotten there, when I'd arrived, or even why I was there. Then it came back to me, very slowly: The recital-with little Sydney up on stage, dancing her little heart out; me, chipping balls into my neighbor's yard; Paula, angry, not answering her phone; Charlie, stopping by the house to tell me some more ugly shit about Nicole's behavior. Then what? The short, quick drive from Rockingham to the Bundy condo. And now?

Now I was standing in Nicole's courtyard, in the dark, listening to the loud, rhythmic, accelerated beating of my own heart. I put my left hand to my heart and my shirt felt strangely wet. I looked down at myself. For several moments, I couldn't get my mind around what I was seeing. The whole front of me was covered in blood, but it didn't compute. Is this really blood? I wondered. And whose blood is it? Is it mine? Am I hurt?

Plans for the book and a FOX News television special were announced in mid-November 2006. The project was canceled after a firestorm of controversy and an outcry from the public.

All those kittens and cougars purring so sweetly over tennis star Mark Philippoussis in the new NBC show "Age of Love" might be interested to know a little about his romantic past ... as the main himbo of the men's tour. Mark P. -- or, as he's so affectionately known to some Aussie media, The Poo -- caused a stir a few years back when he had a reported dalliance with Paris Hilton, while he was still in a relationship of several years with Aussie pop star Delta Goodrem, who was suffering from cancer. Paris even reportedly showed pictures of The Poo to journos, telling them she was "head over heels" for the racquet-man. The Poo denied the hook-up with P.

Meanwhile, before that, Mark P. was reported to be playing a bit more than tongue tennis with fellow hot-but-not-so-hot-at-tennis star Anna Kournikova. The Poo's coach, Pat Cash, wrote in his autobiography that he had to beg his protege not to go out (and get in bed) with Anna K. on the eve of a big match.

On top of all that, The Poo has been linked to Tara Reid and several Aussie models, which should raise the question in all those feline minds -- who wants to play with a used racquet, anyway?

TMZ was in court moments ago when Nicole Richie's lawyer announced her client will try and beat the rap. A trial date was set for July 11.

Richie was arrested last December after she was driving the wrong way on an L.A. freeway. Cops say she confessed that she had been smoking pot and had taken Vicodin.

The stakes are high for Richie. She has a prior DUI and if she's convicted this time around she faces a minimum 5 days in the pokey. Worst case scenario for Richie -- one year in the slammer.

To the typical viewer, it was just another ass slap on a sex tape. To an ex-boyfriend of the pseudo-celebrity starlet, it was a slap in the face. TMZ has learned that the soon-to-be-released celebrity sex tape featuring "Toastee" from VH1's "Flavor of Love 2" was temporarily shelved after an old boyfriend, calling himself "Jeffrey," was convinced that it was his hand smacking the reality star's backside in a clip featured on TMZ.

According to sources close the spanktroversy, "Jeffrey" claims that when he heard the slapper's voice, he became 100% certain that the mystery hand providing the love tap belonged to him. "Jeffrey" then contacted his attorney who demanded that Vivid, the company distributing the tape, stop production, STAT!

But there was a crack in "Jeffrey's" cheeky theory -- in the extended version of the clip, which Vivid Co-chairman Steven Hirsch confidently showed to Toastee's ex during a private meeting, the mystery slapper could be clearly recognized as someone other than "Jeffrey." After the viewing, "Jeffrey" apologized for the controversy and told Hirsch, "Toastee and I did have some spanking good times though."

Ah, la vie boheme! Katie and cute little Suri frolicked at a French beach Tuesday, where they are on vacation following the wedding of Cruise friend, billionaire James Packer.

Hey Suri, hate to tell ya, but your mom's a MILF!

We find Colin Farrell enjoying a rather delicious lunch in Miami ... and seemingly eating his midday meal as well. Ba-dum-bump! The Irish gadabout looked to engage himself in a bit of spit-swapping with 21-year-old galpal Muireann McDonnell, with whom he's been spotted a few times in recent months. No word on whether McDonnell, who by the looks of things was a somewhat reluctant partner, capitulated.

This morning David Hasselhoff told KIIS-FM's "On Air with Ryan Seacrest" that winning full custody of his two daughters was a "bittersweet victory." By bittersweet, he means fantastic! Obviously satisfied with last week's courtroom victory, Hoff's voice became stern and pointed when the subject of the infamous burger video came up, saying, "When the tape came out, that wasn't supposed to come out ... and that's when this thing happened, that's when I said 'nobody plays that card.'" Hoff never directly blamed his ex-wife Pamela Bach as the person who leaked the tape.

Hoff also sounded off about what it was like watching his ex make the rounds on TV, telling Seacrest, "It was quite easy" to bite his tongue as she told the world about their lives. Hoff thanked Ryan and his "Idol" co-star Simon Cowell for "coming to his rescue" during those times.

Hoff ended the interview by taking a thinly veiled parting shot at his ex, telling Seacrest that despite everything she said on all of the shows, "It turns out ... who gets custody?!" Ouch.

On a sad note, Hoff revealed that he's currently in New York working on a new album.

Bootyful Beyonce and longtime lova Jay-Z took a stroll down a nude beach ... fully clothed. Beyonce seemed a little self-conscious and just looked straight ahead, and from the look of the sunbathers, who can blame her? B and J were spotted while vacationing in the French Riviera, when they docked their yacht in Saint-Tropez on the southern coast and took a sightseeing tour of the famous nude beach.

Miss B is resting up before the start of her summer tour.

A creepy and kooky and disheveled looking Shannen Doherty was escorted from Nobu eatery in Malibu, Calif. last night by a girlfriend, looking like TV's Morticia Addams. Altogether ooky!

Wearing jewelry that was apparently purchased from the "Charmed" wardrobe department cancellation sale, notoriously difficult Shannen, 36, looked like she was ready for bed -- so did Morticia!

Shannen went home for some much-needed sleep. Oh, by the way, Shannen is no relation to Pete Doherty.

Decked out in off-white ensembles, shades and similar bowl-cuts, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looked like they were ready to attend a thetan prom while in Cannes on Tuesday. L. Ron Hubbard High's Class of '07! Mr.& Mrs. matchy-matchy are in France to attend the wedding of Australia's richest man -- and fellow Scientologist -- James Packer to model Erica Baxter. By the power vested in Xenu, I now pronounce you man and waif.

"Men in Trees" star Anne Heche finally took a break from throwing down with her soon-to-be ex this weekend to share a quiet, normal moment with their 5-year-old son Homer.

Hand-in-hand, mom and son took a stroll in Los Angeles -- seemingly unfazed by the courtroom drama surrounding their lives. With Anne currently in town, she splits custody down the middle with her estranged hubby, Coley Laffoon.

More importantly, it's nice to see Anne's still a Dodger fan!

She doesn't have the raw glamor of a waifish Olsen twin, but Jodie Sweetin busted out her best leopard top for a stop at Area last night in Hollywood. Hey Steph!

The child star/former meth addict looked peachy and fresh-faced as she told our cameras that she was "working on a new series ... and a couple of other things." She's back! She most recently appeared in the critically acclaimed "Pants-Off Dance Off" strip-to-a-video show on FUSE TV.

Judge Larry Seidlin, the crazy Florida judge who cried when he ruled where Anna should be buried, has resigned from the bench. The buzz is -- he's making a deal for a TV court show. Before the Anna case, Seidlin's rep told Harvey Levin the judge's dream was to have his own show.

In a letter obtained by CNN, Seidlin tells Florida Governor Charlie Crist that he plans to pursue opportunities in "the educational system, the media and non-profit organizations."

Aerosmith lead swinger Steven Tyler went after a paparazzo yesterday in Paris, but the snapper isn't exactly quaking in his chaussures, if you know what we mean. Tyler was strolling the boulevards with a lady friend while en vacances, those shaggy locks tucked under a leopard-print number out of the Diane Keaton collection circa "Manhattan Murder Mystery."

Then, the attack -- Tyler went all granny on this photog's derriere, though witnesses say it was all just one big rise.

It might be far from a sure thing, but Rosie O'Donnell seems like she's all ready to come on down and be the next host of "The Price is Right."

The former "View" flamethrower tells her fan-inquisitors at rosie.com that she's meeting with CBS this week to talk about "TPIR," and that she's all set to go if CBS asks her to take over the skinny mike from Bob Barker, who ended his 30-year run last Friday. "If they asked me, I sure would ... I LOVE THE PRICE IS RIGHT," she wrote. Barker endorsed Ro as his replacement over the weekend.

Of course, not everyone is thrilled about Rosie potentially plying players with Plinko. One reader wrote that a petition had already started for a "50-state sponsor boycott" should Rosie be chosen, to which O'Donnell spat back, "The only thing I want to gay up is you."

One thing everyone can take comfort in: Rosie says she'd keep Barker's signature sign-off about spaying and neutering.

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No, Bai Ling isn't suffering from convulsions ... she's just trying to dance.

TMZ was at the trainwreck-heavy birthday party for porn star Mary Carey Friday night at Club Play, where the "Lost" guest star was quick to show off her "moves" on the dance floor.

Nice try Bai, but girl makes Paris Hilton look like a member of the Bolshoi Ballet.

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Clearly happy about his victorious day in court, David Hasselhoff decided to expose a little chest hair and celebrate with some busty arm candy. Would you expect anything less?!

TMZ spotted an ecstatic-looking Hasselhoff strolling down Las Palmas Ave. in Hollywood on Friday night, hand-in-hand with a mystery brunette. After a TMZ photog congratulated him on his big win, a group of young men recognized the slobbery burger-biter and showered him with praise. It's good to be The Hoff!

As TMZ's cameraman remarked, "Everybody's happy for you Dave," the leather-clad "America's Got Talent" judge proudly replied "they should be!"

He's been chewed up and spit out, but just like his favorite buffet, Gummi Bear keeps comin' back for more!

For club rejection #4, Gummi hit Winston's in Hollywood last night, where -- if you look closely -- you can see the wheels in the bouncer's head spin as he tries to concoct a reason to deny Gummi before the oil billionheir even waddles up to the door. But when the two came face to face, a quick-thinking Gummi saw right through the doorman's lie. Didn't matter though. Gummi, the MVP (Most Voluminous Playah) of velvet-rope rejection, decided to save his strength and not try to argue his way in, as he knew that energy would be needed for the long wobble back to his ride.

Check back soon when Gummi gets shut down for an unprecedented 5th time!

Ms. Hilton got a special Father's Day visit from her parents last night, but for some odd reason Rick described this year's holiday as, "not one of my best." Wonder why?

Cameras swarmed Mama and Papa Hilton as they worked their way into Lynwood jail yesterday for a weekend visit with their locked up daughter. Nicky was nowhere in sight as the jail only allows two visitors per session, but she had stopped by on Saturday with boyfriend David Katzenberg.

After spending some quality free time with their daughter, Rick and Kathy told photogs that Paris had made her dad "a beautiful card" while in lockdown, adding that her spirits are positive but she's been cold in her cell. When asked what she does with all her free time Kathy said Paris "just looks at the four walls and reads some nice fan mail."

Paris Hilton basked in the warm glow of her mom and pop's love on Father's Day -- not to mention sister Nicky's as well -- but her biggest problem, according to her mom, is warding off the chill of her cold, cold cell.

We've told you before that Paris is "freezing" in her cell, and it doesn't look like things have heated up at all. Mom Kathy complained to assembled photogs that she thought Paris' arm might be broken, as Paris apparently kept rubbing her arm, shivering in the cold, reports the New York Daily News. That's cold!

The Hiltons turned up yesterday evening around 7:15 PM, and stayed for an hour. When collected photogs yelled out "Happy Father's Day" to Rick Hilton, he deadpanned, "It's not ideally my best." Meanwhile, Nicky's ex, Kevin Connolly, says jailbird Paris is like a "cat," says People, because "she always lands on her feet."

Bob Barker's choice to replace him as host of "The Price is Right?" Rosie O'Donnell.

The outgoing Barker, who's last show aired Friday, told reporters that CBS is going to "have a meeting with Rosie," but that the network might not want, as he so decorously put it, "a lady host. As far as I know, they've only auditioned men."

Apparently, Rosie told Barker (when he was on her show back when) that she "loved" "Price" and wanted to host it some day. Todd Newton of E!, Mark Steines of "Entertainment Tonight," and tan man George Hamilton are among the other purported possibilities.

We all know that Tom Cruise is at the highest level of "clear" in the ranks of the Church of Scientology, but is that enough to allow him to perform a wedding? Women's Wear Daily (via Page Six) reports that Cruise might be the officiant (or whatever they call it in Scientology-speak) when James Packer, Aussie heir to a $6.5-billion fortune says his "I Dos" on France's Cote d'Azur this weekend.

The Olsen Twins celebrated their actual birthday last week with a low-key champagne toast, but the real party -- which they threw over the weekend -- may net them $300,000, which is how much they asked for photos, reports Gatecrasher. ... Also in Gatecrasher, Vanessa Minnillo wants a reality show all to herself but those knife shenanigans she got into with Lindsay Lohan may have slashed any plans for that. ... The "Fantastic Four" sequel made a ton of money over weekend, $57.1 million to be exact. Which means that they'll probably do yet another one. Oh, wait, they already are -- a spin-off of "The Silver Surfer."

To the naked eye, singer Paulina Rubio looks quite stylish, but look deeper into her ensemble, and you can see her glaring unoriginality. Paulina was seen leaving the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, wearing this kaleidoscopic bandana -- a look taken right from the closet of weavetastic pop mom Britney Spears. The oversized beauty goggles are a staple of the Nicole Richie school, while her ratty peroxided locks and pouting lips are hallmarks of the hobo-chic Olsen twins. And how does she acknowledge the photogs? With rehabber Lindsay Lohan's favorite gesture -- the peace sign. *yawn*

Rubio's latest single, Ayudame, means "Help me." It seems like she's helped herself ... to everyone else's leftovers.

On Thursday, Victoria Beckham launched her new denim line dVb to a packed crowd at Saks Fifth Avenue in New York. The Spice Girl created the line in partnership with premium denim label Rock & Republic, and while Beckham publicly cooed about how much she loved the new line, Gatecrasher reports that behind the scenes, Posh Spice was a fashion disaster. "Victoria was horrible to work with - indecisive and inconsistent and generally not present at all. She attached her name to it but didn't want to do any of the work -- unless she was promoting the line in front of the cameras, of course." The source also reports that her partnership with the label has been terminated. No word from the Beckham camp.

In a case scheduled to go to trial this week, the King of Pop claims his current money troubles were caused not by his own outrageous spending or money mismanagement, but by disloyal and dishonest friends and advisors. Reports the Daily News, Jackson claims that during his 2005 kiddie-sex trial, some of his closest "friends" tried to swindle cash and property out of him. And he credits the Reverend Jesse Jackson and billionaire buddy Ron Burkle for helping him see the light.

Jackson is currently being sued by Prescient Acquisition, which claims that Jackson owes them more than $48 million for helping him refinance a bank loan to buy out Sony's half of the Beatles' song catalogue that Jackson owns.

It was a sweet week for the burger-munching, drunk tape-making David Hasselhoff, who found out on Friday that he gained sole custody of his two children. Was his courtroom victory written in the stars? TMZ consulted with Astrology.com for the answers.

The Hoff remained upbeat through much of his court drama, even taking the time to plug his appearance on "America's Got Talent" and his new-ish book, Don't Hassle the Hoff. His chart says that now is the time for the Hoff to find his voice and use it regularly. "After your initial shock at your own boldness fades, you find that you're pleased with yourself." And with the jump in ratings that a custody scandal might bring!

So was the Hoff's custody victory sealed up in his star sign? His horoscope on Friday, June 15, the day the decision was handed down, says that, "you'll have to work twice as hard to get half the results, but you won't mind." Not only that, but the astro-gurus recommend that Hoff present himself "with confidence, especially if you're trying to persuade a VIP-type" (like a judge) "to take a course of action that they're feeling a little leery about."

"Skating with Celebrities" star Kristy Swanson was arrested last night for allegedly assaulting the ex-wife of her current boyfriend and "Skating" partner Lloyd Eisler. People magazine reports that Swanson claims she was attacked by Eisler's ex Marcia O'Brien, though no charges have been filed against O'Brien.

Drama erupted between Swanson and O'Brien last year when the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer began an affair with the very married Eisler, who eventually left O'Brien for Swanson, and the pair now have a son together.

No surprise here: Matthew McConaughey tops People's "Hottest Bachelors" list. The perpetually shirtless bongo-playing actor riffs to the magazine about his favorite summer activities ("what better way to enjoy [the summer] than the beach, where few people wear shirts"), and dishes on his favorite way to work up a sweat -- working out, that is.

And what about his ideal woman? Well, ladies, he wants a woman who is both hot and funny. Is that too much to ask for? "A woman with a good sense of humor is always hot," says the His Hotness.

Also on the list: Adrian Grenier, Justin Timberlake and -- gulp -- David Spade. Here's to having a good personality.

The King may have left the building but his prescription pills are still here: A bottle that contained Elvis Presley's prescription antihistamines was sold this week at an auction for more than $2,600. That's a mighty expensive prescription plan! While the bottle still contained some of The King's original pills, L.A. County police told auction house Julien's that it would be a federal crime to sell the bottle with pills included.

Other unusual Hollywood ephemera sold during the auction included a gold-plated gun owned by the Elvis, which sold for more than $28,000; Alfred Hitchcock's passport, which went for more than $19,000; and a prop umbrella once used by Marilyn Monroe for $42,000. The umbrella will become part of the collection of the Museum of Style Icons in County Kildare, Ireland.

We applaud her for her tenacity.

Though Brooke Hogan's music career bombed, she's still out there - hustling and looking like a hustler.

We understand she may not have a lot of money in her "wardrobe" budget, but that's just no excuse for wearing those home-made assless chaps again.

No excuse!

Brooke HOrrified spectators at the San Jose Sabercats football game on Saturday by wearing that whoreanus outfit.

Instead of donating your clothes to the Good Will, give them to this girl.

We are starting a dress Brooke Hogan fund.

She lives in Miami. Just send her some items. We're sure it will get to her.

She needs it!

Recovering addict and mother of two, Britney Spears, goes partying at Hollywood hotspot Winston's this past weekend. Britney spears went into the club wearing one outfit and left wearing another because ______.

Victoria Beckham cheers on hubby David Beckham from the stands during the the final Spanish league football match of the season. She was accompanied by their three sons — Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 4, and Cruz, 2.

Also seated in the stands right besides them were Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes. What do you think of Katie’s look? Still liking the short hair? Or does it look too much like Posh?

David Beckham gets the full support from his super cute sons — Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 4, and Cruz, 2 — after his Real Madrid team won the Spanish league title (Primera Liga) by beating Mallorca in the final Spanish league football match of the season on Sunday at the Santiago Bernabeu stadium in Madrid.

After Real won their 30th league title with a score of 3-1, Beckham said, “I couldn’t have dreamt it any better. It’s been about winning the title for the last six months - and we’ve deserved it tonight. It’s been an incredible experience - but all I remember now is the great things. Winning this tonight now puts to bed everything else.

He added, “It’s amazing to have my family here. They have been with me for four years in Spain and they’ve been through the ups and downs - and they’ve felt the euphoria tonight. It meant the world to have everyone that supported me throughout my career - my whole family, my wife, my mum and dad, my sister and children. It’s incredible.”

LA Galaxy, Mr. Golden Balls is on his way!The Beckham Boys Cheer Daddy On

Here are some sneak peek shots of co-stars Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Henry Cavill from the season 2 Ireland set of The Tudors!!

Season Two begins with Henry and Catherine still not quite divorced, and the nation in upheaval. Multiple Oscar nominee Peter O’Toole, 74, recently joined the cast as Pope Paul III.

“We’ve already written season two,” Showtime entertainment chief Robert Greenblatt says. “And it really is the marriage of Anne and Henry, which doesn’t happen until Episode Three. But then three through 10 are basically Anne of the Thousand Days, which is the three years of that marriage. She’s beheaded at the end of Episode 10, which won’t be a surprise to anybody. I think people do know that.”

And who can we expect to appear by the end of the second season? Jane Seymour! (Not Dr. Quinn…)

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ new look?

British pop sensation Robbie Williams stretches himself out before playing with his soccer team “L.A. Vale” in a match against Penmar on Saturday afternoon in Santa Monica, Calif.

L.A. Vale, short for Port Vale Football Club, is a a team of athletes and celebrities that Robbie founded in 2005. They are currently ranked Number 1 in the L.A. Premier League.

Notice how Robbie loves following rules and regulations. “NO SMOKING AT ANY TIME.”

Leonardo DiCaprio receives some on-set advice for delivering a certain scene on Sunday on the NYC set of Revolutionary Road with the director Sam Mendes.

Nice loafers, Leo!

Earlier this week, Leo was busy filming additional scenes at an old train station in Thomaston, CT.

Mendes, is the husband of Kate Winslet, who also stars in this film. He was spotted speaking to his wife on-set not too long ago.

Leo also recently asked people to stay green with environmental-friendly Father’s Day gifts. Here you can

Fitness buff Jake Gyllenhaal carries a bottle of smartwater (Jennifer Aniston is currently the spokesperson) home, returning from a workout at the gym on Saturday in New York City.

Later in the evening, Jake and a female friend, along with his mom Naomi and her friend, dined out at hip Indian restaurant Bombay Talkie in the Chelsea neighborhood.

What’s Jake got in his mouth? Coffee stirrer?

Nicole Richie keeps her fans guessing about her possibly pregnancy, wearing a loose-fitting maternity style dress in Los Angeles on Saturday.

The Simple Life star raced past photographers on her way into LA’s Sunset Tower Hotel, staying tight-lipped about her private life.

Earlier this weekend, it was reported that the Simple Life star is not only pregnant but also engaged to Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden.

Richie turned up at the Center Dance Arts benefit at the Beverly Hotel wearing a diamond engagement ring, according to the New York Post.

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Nicole? Is she pregnant, engaged, both or neither?

Girls day out!

Angelina Jolie grabs lunch at stylish American restaurant St Bart’s Cafe with her two daughters Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1, in New York City on Saturday afternoon.

The trio was accompanied by Angelina’s entourage — assistant pal Holly Goline and a handful of security guards.

The Jolie-Pitts reportedly left New York City late last night.

TOO CUTE! TOO CUTE!

Angelina Jolie carries 1-year-old daughter Shiloh, a gold balloon and a shopping bag out of Lee’s Art Store in New York City on Saturday. 5-year-old son Maddox led the way out of the store, where the trio picked up a gift for good dad Brad Pitt for Father’s Day.

You can watch the video of Angelina, Maddox and Shiloh coming out of the store here. It is pretty crazy to say the least.

“OH MY GAWD! IT’S A BEAUTIFUL BABY! SHE’S BEAUTIFUL, ANGELINA! SHE’S AN ANGEL!”

Speaking of fathers… Angelina may be on the road to patching things up with her estranged father, Jon Voight.

“I am hoping my relationship with my father will be more private in the future,” she told England’s Evening Standard newspaper in an interview this week. “At the end of the day we both wish the best for each other and we’ll try to start communicating in some way.”

Yummy mummy Heidi Klum goes for a leisurely five-hour stroll through NYC’s West Village and SoHo on Saturday afternoon with her family.

The supermodel supermom, along with her army of nannies and bodyguards, walked around with 3-year-old Leni and 20-month-old Henry and 6-month-old Johan. Heidi’s mother Erna also went along for the fun.

Towards the end of the day, Heidi and her entourage enjoyed the live street music by buskers at Washington Square Park.

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Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, "More problems today for Paris Hilton in prison. Apparently she saw another woman wearing the exact same outfit that she had on. ... Paris Hilton has now been without a man for six days. She's broken George Michael's old record. ... Paris Hilton said in an interview with Barbara Walters that she will no longer act dumb. So apparently she's taken a vow of silence."

BRITNEY Spears is trying to patch up her marriage to Kevin Federline —and has spent two nights in the past week with him.

Pals say the pop star, 25, is desperate to get the couple's relationship back on track for the sake of their children.

They claim she has dumped latest boyfriend John Sundahl — a drugs counsellor at the rehab centre she went to — and has been spending time with Kev at her house.

A friend said: "Britney does not want two divorces behind her at her age.

"She and Kevin are talking things through and hope they can work it out and be a proper family again."

Britney married childhood pal Jason Alexander in 2004 and got an annulment after two days.

She wed Kevin, 29, later that year and they had two sons, Sean, now 20 months, and Jayden, eight months. But she went into meltdown after filing for divorce last November.

Following a spell in rehab she wrote on her website: "I was so lost."

Our source added: "Britney has finally realised she needs Kevin to keep her strong. Since they split, her life has been in freefall and she knows it's just not fair on the kids.

"They need their dad and Britney is determined to be a good mother."

Nicole Richie might me knocked up and might be engaged to Joel Madden. At the YSL Pool Party last week Nicole was spotted wearing a huge diamond engagement ring. She refused to talk about the ring when asked.

A source said, "It was one big rock surrounded by more diamonds." The source also said that Joel was overly attentive to her needs and both didn't drink booze which they say is a first for Nicole.

I'm enrolling that baby right now into "Feed the Children." I'm sorry, but Nicole being pregnant is kind of ridiculous. Marry the douche, but carry a baby?

Nicole is with child, Paris has found Jesus....what fucking next? Britney's going to become mormon and Lindsay is going become a straight-edged. One can only hope.

America’s favorite “love to hate” couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from MTV reality TV show The Hills enjoy another barefoot photo shoot stroll along the Malibu beaches earlier this week.

The couple will celebrate their one-month engagement anniversary next weekend after being together for only nine months.

Other pictures include Heidi and Spencer at the charity event “A Time For Heroes” benefiting the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation at the Wadsworth Theater in Westwood, Calif.

And yes, her Hills nemesis Lauren Conrad was there too!

Former Price is Right host Bob Barker is backing pal Rosie O’Donnell as a possible replacement for him on The Price Is Right

“I believe they’re going to have a meeting with Rosie,” Barker told The Associated Press backstage Friday night at the Daytime Emmy Awards, where he won his 19th trophy (pictured).

“She knows the show,” he said. “There’s no doubt in my mind she could do the show. Now, whether they want a lady host, I don’t know. I’ve never heard that discussed. As far as I know, they’ve only auditioned men.”

“She told me she loved ‘The Price Is Right’ and wanted to host it one day,” Barker added,

Barker retired last week at age 83 after 35 years hosting the CBS game show and 50 years in all on television.

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Rosie as the host of “The Price is Right”? Would you watch?

Jude Law carries a hefty amount liquor back to his car after stopping by a mini-mart on Tuesday in London, England.

Hey Jude! Where’s the party?

The 34-year-old Blueberry Nights star recently signed on to the futuristic adventure thriller Repossession Mambo with Oscar winner Forest Whitaker. The movie revolves around a repo man made up of artificial organs who, after receiving a heart transplant, struggles to make payments and must go on the run from his former partner.

Jake Gyllenhaal steps out for a spot of shopping with his producer/screenwriter mommy unit Naomi Foner on Friday afternoon in New York City.

Jake, 26, may take the Broadway stage this fall in Farragut North. The Rendition star would play an idealistic communications director for an unorthodox presidential candidate said to be based on 2004 Democratic candidate Howard Dean.

Former O.C. star Adam Brody and his indie rock band Big Japan bandmates (including Nathanial Castro) take a break from rehearsals and grab a bite to eat on Wednesday in Los Angeles.

On Thursday, Adam, 27, was also spotted at the Wiltern Theatre and shopping for sneakers. The scruffy actor then returned home to take out the trash. Adam finished off his day reading a script for his next acting role while licking away at an ice cream cone.

Adam was spotted getting cozy with Hostel II actress Lauren German last week at the Tower Grove Villa in Beverly Hills.

Provocative figure skater Chazz Michael Michaels One Tree Hill hottie Chad Michael Murray and fiancee Kenzie Dalton share a kiss on the red carpet during the closing ceremony of the 2007 Monte Carlo Television Festival held at Grimaldi Forum on Thursday in Monte Carlo, Monaco.

Chad, 25, and Kenzie, 19, have been engaged since April 2006, when she was still a high school senior. The married couple-to-be have been dating since December 2005 just months after he was previously married to Sophia Bush, his co-star on One Tree Hill.

Funnywoman Ellen DeGeneres is congratulated with a kiss from girlfriend Portia de Rossi (in Zac Posen) after The Ellen DeGeneres Show picked up the trophy for “Outstanding Talk Show” at the 2007 Daytime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles on Friday. This is Ellen’s third consecutive win. She also picked up Outstanding Talk Show Host.

In her acceptance speech, Ellen jokingly called Bob Barker a “quitter” (he’s retiring as host of The Price is Right after 35 years and 50 years in all on television).

Tyra Banks takes to the red carpet with brand new bangs, donning a bronze Roberto Cavalli at the 2007 Daytime Emmy Awards at the Kodak theater in Hollywood.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? Fashion disaster or fashion savvy?

All work and no play make Timberlake a dull boy indeed. In a recent interview with the UK's Daily Mirror, pop prince Justin Timberlake admitted that he sent new flame Jessica Biel home from his European tour because he wants to focus on putting on a good show.

Biel wanted to hang around on tour, but the TimberSnake put Biel on a plane home because, "this tour is very important to me. I'm doing it really seriously so there's no question of playing sweethearts." Especially since JT won't even call Biel his special lady yet; she's just a "very dear friend." Justin should be careful: with a body and face like that, she'll be somebody else's "very dear friend" before long.

Shar Jackson, K-Fed's baby mama numero uno, quelled rumors that she's preggers with another little K-Fed junior. Earlier this week her reps denied the story, and Jackson came out personally to deny the claims, too, with a little TMI. "There's absolutely no action going on in my uterus," she told reporters. "I'm no expert, but I hear you have to actually have sex," and that, she said, "hasn't been happening." Okaaaaaay.

Plus, Jackson has no desire to have another baby, with K-Fed or anyone else: she just had a tummy tuck. "I'm not trying to ruin my body," she said.

Royal flush! An illegal New York poker den frequented by "Sopranos" bad boy Robert Iler and several NBA players was robbed yesterday. According to the New York Daily News, the gun-toting bandits burst into the Upper East Side spot at around midnight and ordered the club's 70 or so patrons to hand over their money.

While the cops haven't caught the bandits, they did arrest club owner Edgar Concepcion and charged him with promoting gambling and possessing bookmaking supplies. Police estimate that around $50,000 in cash was taken. Where's Tony Soprano when you need him?

Not very top model of her: "America's Next Top Model" winner Jaslene Gonzalez isn't keeping her trap shut about Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. The Janice Dickinson-look-a-like is taking a page from

Janice's book and running her mouth all over town about LiLo and Hilton. In an interview with Chris Yandek of TheSportsInterview.com, Janice rails on the troubled twosome, saying, "I personally don't agree with a lot of the things they are doing. As far as Lindsay Lohan, her actions I think right now are kind of pathetic

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"I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out."

"My grandfather was the only Mexican at his college, the only Hispanic person at work and the only one at the all-white country club. He tried to forget his Mexican roots, because he never wanted his kids to be made to feel different in America. He and my grandmother didn't speak Spanish to their children. Now, as a third-generation American, I feel as if I have finally cut loose."

"My whole life, when I was growing up, not one race has ever accepted me, ... So I never felt connected or attached to any race specifically. I had a very American upbringing, I feel American, and I don't speak Spanish. So, to say that I'm a Latin actress, OK, but it's not fitting; it would be insincere."

"My grandfather was the only one in our family to go to college. He made a choice not to speak Spanish in the house. He didn't want his kids to be different."

Rumors of Nicole Richie's pregnancy have been swirling all week. Now sources are saying the slim "Simple Life" star is engaged, too. She (with rocker boyfriend Joel Madden in tow) turned up a Center Dance Arts benefit at the Beverly Hotel sporting a ginormous diamond engagement ring, according to the New York Post. In addition to the ring signals, Richie and Madden passed on the alcoholic beverages. Could it be because Richie's trying not to pull a Lohan, or is it because she's now eating and drinking for two?

Dear Britney:

You made me do it. I didn't plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from TMZ.com because I didn't feel strongly about what anyone was doing -- or else I couldn't decide which side to believe.

You've driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time? We've seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You're wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ's own "Victim of Pap Smear" and "Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash" to be your legacy? You can do much better.

Paris Hilton is turning to a higher power -- no, not Lee Baca -- to get through her prison ordeal. Heaven help us!

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that while Paris' medical condition has stabilized, she is emotionally still extremely fragile and is holding on by a (100 count) thread. We're told she prays constantly in her cell, asking for strength.

According to sources, Paris says support from her family is the only thing that is sustaining her. That and the prison gruel.

God bless Paris!

Halle Berry was hotter than hot mustard outside of Ketchup restaurant in West Hollywood last night. Get out the way, Catwoman's itchin' for a fight!
The usually sedate sexpot was not in the mood for flashbulbs when paps caught her out for a glammed down dinner. Halle to the no!

Grrrrrrrrr! She's pretty when she's mad. :)

You may never see the inside of some of Paris Hilton's favorite L.A. hangouts, so savor this -- it's the glamorous Lounge 2600, where inmates at the Century Regional Detention Center go to chill! Hot!
No banquettes for Paris to dance on, but there is a balcony for her to gaze down upon her captive public. And the exquisitely coordinated color scheme -- chairs, columns, doors -- gives special meaning to the queasy shade of Institutional Green. The mod, rounded chair design adds a little Sixties chic to the place, and leaves no sharp edges for those pesky bitchfights!

Although it's just so 2004, the wardens even brought the bar-bed craze to Lynwood, with bunks right there in the common area. Comfy -- and three-to-a-bed cozy.

Now, if Paris will only get herself out of solitary!

Slime-headed producer JR Rotem is doing the full kiss-and-tell on his two-week fling with Britney Spears, and it sounds like they had a rather farm-tastic time back in December.
Slime-headed producer JR Rotem is doing the full kiss-and-tell on his two-week fling with Britney Spears, and it sounds like they had a rather farm-tastic time back in December.
In the end, says J.R., he and his farm girl Brit "decided for both our careers that it would not be cool to have a romantic relationship." Or one based on hardcore sex, for that matter

A report burning up the net claims that superproducer Pharrell Williams is going to be a daddy with his "girlfriend of nearly 5 years," Vashtie Kola, who's pregnant with their kid.

But Pharrell tells TMZ that the news is "100% not true," and we're told by a source close to Williams that he hasn't even seen her in over a year.

MediaTakeOut.com reported the "news," claiming that the couple are trying to keep the pregnancy "under wraps," but our source says that Kola actually has a new boyfriend, and that no one is even certain that she's pregnant. We're told that Pharrell is "not sure why this is coming out now."

He came. He saw. He Plinko'd.

After 35 years of Showcase Showdowns, wheel-spinning, and being mauled by crazily hyperactive contestants, Bob Barker has finally come on down for the last time. Today, the man who laid a hurtin' on Happy Gilmore and who put the fear of god into every pet with a functional nether region, made his last appearance as the host of "The Price is Right," and entered the priceless world of retirement. May he rest in peace.

Talk about man's best friend!

Joel Madden got lots of love yesterday when he picked up his hound from L.A. Dogworks. With a clean coat and pearly white teeth, the dog felt Madden was clean enough to be kissed.

The beast, who likely weighs more than Joel's girlfriend Nicole Richie, gave him the doggie hug of his life.

Looks like someone is glad Paris Hilton is back at Lynwood.
TMZ cameras spotted this sign posted outside the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood yesterday.

Some dumpster-diving at Judge Larry Seidlin's condo building has turned up a mysterious envelope marked "X-Rays," addressed to none other than Anna Nicole Smith.

The envelope was discovered by a maintenance worker in a trash room in late March, reports the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, about a month after Seidlin ruled in Anna's case. It was addressed to Anna at a Hollywood post office in care of Howard K. Stern, and the sender was, according to a condo association attorney, a Dr. Robert Kellum.

We checked, and a Dr. Robert Kellum is cited as the author of a book and several articles on plastic surgery.

Judge Seidlin "has no idea how it wound up there, if it did," says lawyer David Bogenschutz, who has talked to the Judge.

Is Katie suggesting there's trouble in TomKat paradise?
Holmes was seen wearing the Singelringen -- a ring typically worn to signify the wearer is single -- while in Shreveport on the set of her new flick, "Mad Money." The turquoise and silver unisex Singelringen was on her right hand.

Single celebs like Naomi Campbell, Vivica A. Fox and Wilmer Valderamma are also wearing the hot Swedish ring. But why Katie?

A rep for Holmes was not available for comment.

Larry Birkhead and daughter Dannielynn are now living in Anna Nicole's L.A. home -- and TMZ spies say the pair have been receiving some curious guests.
Anna Nicole lookalikes have been stopping by to visit the late busty blonde's former digs. Just this past week, our spy saw a white limo pull up to the house, and a woman resembling the deceased Playmate stepped out, walked up to the door dressed in an evening gown, took a picture at the door and was on her way.

No word yet on whether or not Larry and Dannie have been home during the random visits.

Even though they've been dating for two months, Justin Timberlake now says that Jessica Biel is just a "very dear friend." He goes on to say that he hasn't met the love of his life yet and that inviting Biel on tour was a bad idea. He says:

She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn't really a good idea. This time I'm putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. "This tour is very important for me. I'm doing it really seriously so there's no question of playing sweethearts."


Please keep in mind that before Justin became picky, he dated this for three years. Cameron Diaz looks like she wants to kill Ariel and Sebastian, but now all of a sudden Justin has standards.

Too bikinilicious for ya babe!

Super sexy Beyonce rocks out an itsy bitsy teeny weeny sexy yellow string bikini aboard her private yacht on Friday along the Cote d’Azur (French Riviera).

She’s spent the last few days in the South of France with her boo Jay-Z.

While soaking in the sun, the Beautiful Liar singer was seen reviewing video footage on a digital video camera and doing a little computer business on her Macbook Pro in sleek black.

Brad Pitt and 5-year-old son Maddox apparently walked into sci-fi-themed eatery Mars 2112 like regulars and waited in line like the rest of the patrons.

Papa Pitt patiently waited in line for the spaceship ride for Maddox. Admission price? $2!

In a couple years from now, Brad will have to start making reservations.

“Table for 16, please!”

O.M.G. BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS!!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!

Britney Spears manages to avoid a full wardrobe malfunction as she barely catches the strap of her dress from falling completely off on Friday afternoon. Le sigh.

The pop princess was on her way for her java fix at Starbucks in North Hollywood, Calif. On her ride home in a Mercedes Benz , Britney sipped on her frappuccino and avoided tan lines by letting both her dress straps hang. The cowboy hat’s back in full effect, ya’ll!!

A little history on this past week alone: On Tuesday, Britney exposed her top while out hitting up a few Hollywood hotspots and on Wednesday, she showed us plenty of her pink panties.

UPDATE: No wonder why Britney’s dress doesn’t fit her — she shares clothes with her cousin Allie Sims. Allie wore the same one on Wednesday!

"You'll Never See it My Way,
Because You're Not Me"
Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.
Possible Album Titles:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

A law enforcement source connected with the Lynwood Jail tells TMZ, "To describe Paris as emotionally upset would be an understatement."

TMZ has confirmed she's in the medical wing at the jail and is being "evaluated." We're told Sheriff's officials believed she was stable enough, and that's why she was transferred. But our source is doubtful and says she "will not be able to handle" the cell she was in before. We're told the root of the problem is severe panic attacks.

That source and someone connected with Paris' family tells TMZ they are convinced she'll be back at Twin Towers in a few days because she will deteriorate again.

TMZ has confirmed that Paris Hilton was shipped back to the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood last night -- the same jail where she allegedly teetered on the verge of a mental breakdown. Authorities decided she was OK to leave the medical ward at Twin Towers jail in downtown Los Angeles.

Sources tell TMZ that Hilton has been doing much better with the proper meds, and we're told that there has been pressure on the Sheriff's Department to move her back to the Lynwood jail when the medical facility was no longer necessary. We're told that now Hilton has been deemed "medically stable."

What remains to be seen is if the medicines Hilton was taking will continue to be properly administered .

A rep for the L.A. County Sheriff tells TMZ that Paris was taken from the correctional treatment center at Twin Towers "late last night" and was transported back to Lynwood. The last time she did time at Lynwood, she was in a solitary cell in a special needs unit.

Paris Hilton's spoiled life: Click to launch photosThe Sheriff's Department has scheduled a press conference for 8:00 AM PDT. TMZ has learned that the news conference at 8:00 AM will last all of 30 seconds and won't address any further issues.

UPDATE: A Sheriff's rep tells TMZ that Paris will be in the medical clinic at Lynwood until they are sure she will remain medically stable. After that, Paris will move to the same cell she was in before she left the facility.

Britney Spears is casting around for a name for her new album, and one of the possibilities is a bizarre joke about Lindsay Lohan. On her website, reports People, Brit is "asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance" in branding the new album, and one of the five possibilities takes aim at Lohan herself: "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like." (A direct transcription from Britspeak?) Some of the other possibilities include "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity" and "Dignity."

Nicky Hilton decided to wear a very irie piece of fashion while visiting her sister in the slammer over the weekend.

The item of choice ... a dress appropriately named "Alice B. Toklas." Interestingly, the Alice B. Toklas Cook Book included the first published recipe for "Haschich [sic] Fudge," more commonly known as ... pot brownies. Shabaaa!

Sources tell TMZ that the stoney dress is just one from Nicky's extensive collection of Kate & Kass. Nicky purchased this dress last month at the Sienna Boutique on Melrose Ave. in Los Angeles. Of course, in typical Hilton style, she bought the entire line!

Britney Spears sure loves to change her clothes -- the dethroned pop princess is often seen wearing a plethora of looks on the same day. For someone who doesn't have much going on, she sure has a whole lotta wardrobe changes! Why? Is Britney changing clothes to sell photos -- and profiting from it? When a star is snapped on the same day wearing the same thing, chances are that media outlets (like TMZ) are less likely to purchase more than one photo. But when a gallivanting starlet wears one look during the day (like the Kritik outfit on the left) and then changes into another (ghetto housewife, right), the photos of both outfits will likely sell. Cha-ching!

So, if Britney's multiple looks are a calculated strategy to sell photos -- is she in on the deal?

Rumors are that Britney is working with a certain stalkerazzi agency. We contacted Brit's rep but didn't hear back by post time.

Fresh from a fistfight and jail stint in Germany, rapper/record producer Timbaland was spotted shopping in Paris on Tuesday. Tres chic! Timba (aka Timothy Mosely), left fashion-forward Parisians aghast as he lumbered along in this plain white tee and sweats and Uggish shoes. Ugh!

The big teddy bear visited several luxury designer stores during his stay in the fashion capital, apparently without success. As Timbaland admits in his new single The Way I Are, "I ain't got no Visa, I ain't got no Red American Express." Ain't got no fashion sense neither!

Want to free Paris Hilton? Why not send her a cake with a file in it?! As reported by Eater LA, The City Bakery in the Brentwood Country Mart is offering these tasty spicecake treats -- with a custom nail file in the middle! Get 'em while they're hot! The nail file is actually just a popsicle stick, which would leave a jailed socialite unable to saw her way out. Pity.

Bakery assistant manager Haley says the cupcakes are, "a big hit," and adds that they are not donating proceeds to support the ditzy detainee.

Nobody really benefits when a famous person is busted for DUI ... unless, of course, you bet on them to get popped! The folks over at Bodog.com have placed odds on a group of celebs they think are likely to get pulled over. British pop star Lily Allen leads the field at 4/1 (meaning if you bet $1, you win $4) and Lindsay Lohan is second at 11/2 -- of course, she'll first have to get out of rehab.

Other top contenders include Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse at 6/1 (no shocker on either front) and The Hoff at 13/2.

What is particularly funny is that you can bet on all the "Lost" cast members together at 7/1 odds. But don't get suckered-in to that one: Michelle Rodriguez, Cynthia Watros and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje -- all of whom were busted for DUI in the past two years -- aren't on the show anymore, so they don't count. Just looking out for you.

Gazongariffic WWE diva Ashley Massaro has reportedly been knocked out of the professional wrestling circuit. It's a great loss to wrestling, and a sad day for all humanity.
WWE superstar Paul London told Prowrestling.com that Ashley "was written out of the WWE storylines because she's leaving to be a contestant on the 'Survivor' reality show." This could explain this week's "suspension" of Massaro on "SmackDown!" Fortunately, it looks like she's kept her spirit uplifted.

First Los Angeles, then Germany, then London, now Spain!

Cameron Diaz finds herself in the arms of ex-lover Justin Timberlake once again on the green carpet at another photo call for their animated feature Shrek The Third.

This time, the pretty pair were accompanied by co-star Antonio Banderas at Plaza Mayoron on Wednesday in Madrid, Spain.

Justin wore a cute pair of slip-ons with a red whale print while Cameron wore a pair of peep-toe wedges with a geometric lines print. Fun shoes!

Big cigar, old money, when I drop it it’s so funny…

Beyonce and her boo Jay-Z spend another day aboard their private yacht sailing around Cap d’Antibes, France with an unidentified male companion (not Ty-Ty from yesterday).

Jay-Z, wearing an “Addicted to Joe” t-shirt, looked like quite the playa, puffing away at his Cuban cigar with his arm around his leading lady, one of the most successful women in showbiz.

Speaking of K-Fed, could his seed be planted yet again -- in his first baby mama, no less?! Cindy Adams reports that another K-Spawn could be on the way via Shar Jackson, who gave him his first two kids. Adams claims that Jackson is "into her seventh week, and at the instant I write this he doesn't know." And she cites Shar in Star, saying that she's hoping "this brings them back together as a family."

"Fall Out Boy" frontman Pete Wentz wears makeup, but that doesn't mean he won't mix it up if provoked. He says on MTV.com that a punch he threw in Chicago was in self-defense, after a heckler grabbed him. But just to prove that he's not a thug, Wentz says, "I'm not as big as Akon and haven't written as many good songs." ... Dan Rather is on a tear. One day after taking a potshot at Katie Couric, he blabs that CBS CEO Les Moonves "doesn't know about news." ... Tony Soprano -- silly? Despite being continually mistreated as Valentina, one of Tony Soprano's many girlfriends on "The Sopranos," actress Leslie Bega tells Diario Xalapa's Jay Bildstein that James Gandolfini is actually "very quirky," and that he does have "a silly nature."

Eminem and Mariah Carey just can't seem to stop griping about each other. The latest round in their ex-lovers' quarrel gets played out in OK! Magazine (via Gatecrasher), which says that Eminem's new album is mining his fling with Mariah six years ago for material. "There is more than one track that goes into really specific, intimate detail about what went on between Em and Mariah," says an "insider." In fact, Mariah's so mad about the new tracks that she's asked the head of her record label to intervene, and wants to sue Eminem for slander.

Butt-baring Britney Spears is still in a bitter feud with her mother Lynne, and look who might on Mama Spears' side -- none other than the Fed-Ex himself!

So says a report this morning in Life & Style (via MSNBC), which claims that Brit has cut off all ties with her mom, that the Spears family actually "loves Kevin," and that Lynne only sees her grandchildren with K-Fed alongside. One "pal" says, "Brit's paranoid that her mom and Kevin are working to take the kids away from her."

Of course, Lynne doesn't sound so estranged from Brit in a new interview with Us Weekly. "I can see Britney's life picking up, and it's just going to hold great things for her. Everything is going to be really good," says Mom. And if a new report in People chronicling her Monday ladies' night out is any indication, life's good.

Britney Spears had a bright pink message for photogs yesterday -- hit me baby, one more time!!! Having already flashed her ass and a boob this week, the woman that Jayden James and Sean Preston have to call "mom," completed a public pie-fecta by offering the paparazzi a little "full-frontal" action after she left a nail appointment in Los Angeles yesterday.

Everybody say it together now -- at least she's got something on this time!

The directionally-challenged motorist was spotted yesterday with boyfriend Joel Madden while leaving skin spa Kate Somerville in Beverly Hills, and aside from the rather alien protrusion from her left wrist, she looked the picture of un-made-up health. What do they do in that spa?!

Joel, on the other hand, not quite as lovely. Unshaven, with some splotchy red patches and what appears to be a tomahawk-shaped tattoo behind his ear ... perhaps it's just standing next to him that makes Nicole look healthy.

Paris Hilton's mortal enemy, Shanna Moakler, couldn't help but laugh when photogs asked how she felt about the heiress being incarcerated.

Ms. Moakler played coy with paparazzi outside Mr. Chow, but did offer up a few venomous tidbits, telling TMZ cameras, "I think she's loving this" and "I'm sending her flowers tonight," said the former Miss USA, who was clearly not voted Miss Congeniality.

Though somewhat quiet last night, Shanna took her frustrations with Hilton to the blogging world earlier this week on her MySpace page by saying not enough news coverage has been devoted to Iraq and it's "sadly" Paris-centric. Moakler added "She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."

McDreamy wears women’s clothes!

TV’s hottest doc Patrick Dempsey trades in his scrubs for a wedding dress while shooting scenes in downtown Manhattan on Sunday for his forthcoming 2008 flick Made of Honor.

The Paul Weiland-directed romantic comedy was on location in the Meatpacking District, where Patrick squeezed into a long pink satin wedding dress for the day’s filming.

Shakira was just hanging around with Avril Lavigne the other night and last night she was with Penny Cruz at the after-party for the John Mayer show. Oooooh....Salma isn't going to like this! She's going to roll those hot chi-chis out of bed and beat Shaki with them for trying to steal her woman.

Beyonce moves away from her armpit poses to now covering up her forehead!

The 25-year-old pop diva was spotted around her luxury hotel in Manchester, England on Thursday (right) and Saturday (left). Tonight is the first of two nights at The Point Depot, the last concerts off her European tour.

Beyonce recently talked about being an expert at not talking about her love life. “I keep my personal life to myself and it is what it is,” she said. “And even my personal life - because I don’t talk about it, people try to start things to make me talk about it. They say, ‘Oh well, if we say something’s going wrong, then maybe she’ll talk about it, and then we’ll get to find out.’ But I’m smarter than that - I already know the tricks!”

Paris Hilton has issued the following statement:


"Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge's decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.

This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.

As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.

I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."

One way to slim down: Hilton was so scared that a photo might be taken of her on the toilet that she didn't eat or drink for three days. A source told the Daily News, "She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet." Going without food and water-especially water-for any prolonged period of time could kill her, so Paris is going to have to find another strategy to serve out her 45 days and sit and pee in peace. TMZ hasn't heard this but who knows? In other no-big-shock-there-news, it's been reported that while Hilton's friends are all support and smiles to her face, behind her back they're trying to steal her party girl crown. "Paris is the queen bee of her clique in Hollywood," says a source, "Now shes not there, there is a lot of jostling for her crown." That's what frenemies are for!

"Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere hit the town last night and couldn't avoid the inevitable "What do you think about Paris?" question.

Hayden slipped into PARC under the radar last night with her co-star Zachary Quinto (Claire and Sylar should NOT be hanging out together!). But on the way to her car, the paps found her and flashbulbs went flying. As she made her away around the front of her SUV, she got the aforementioned question and simply giggled in response.

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Shakira and Avril Lavigne were spotted leaving Crustacean in Los Angeles last night together. Avril always looks like she's had 5 day old make-up on her ass. It probably takes a lot of schmucks to make her look that way. Shakira should stop flat ironing her mop. Some hair is not meant to do that. It looks like beauty pageant hair.

Paris Hilton lost it as she was hauled off in cuffs in the back of a black and white. Hilton cried as she was driven away, as if she knew this was going to be a nightmare day.

Professional blonde Jessica Simpson is set to star in the movie "Major Movie Star," playing the role of a Marine Corps enlistee. Sounds like it should be called "Private Benjamin 2."

According to Variety, the pic is about a movie star who decides to enlist in the Marines to prove to movie producers that she is the right choice for an upcoming military-themed film. Simpson's character quickly realizes she has made a huge mistake, but decides to power through -- for the good of her country. Hilarity, no doubt, ensues.

After "Employee of the Month," if Jess were really interested in the good of the country, perhaps she would stop making films.

TMZ has learned that Judge Michael T. Sauer has ordered that Paris Hilton appear in court for the hearing, which is scheduled to take place at 9:00 AM PDT.

A Los Angeles County Sheriff's vehicle is already on the way to pick up the heiress from her West Hollywood home.

Former duo Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz looked totally enchanted with each other today ... when cameras were on them!
The exes appeared for the "Shrek the Third" premiere on a balcony at Berlin's Palais am Festungsgraben. The twosome, who parted ways in January, look like they're ready to stab each other right through their smiles.

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Nicole Richie dragged herself out of the coffin to guest on David Letterman last night. The #1 topic of conversation was of course, Paris HIlton's skanky ass in jail. Nicole said that she's afraid of the same fate, because of her little traffic problems.

She said, "I'm just keeping my fingers crossed. Of course, I'm scared also, but, you know, I'm willing to face whatever consequences come my way, and I take responsibility for what I've done."

Nicole has one DUI under her belt and if convicted of a second could face up to 10 years in the clink. Highly unlikely.

Now with the knocked up rumors surrounding Richie, that would be so hot if homegirl was in the slammer and with child. Trash to the max!

During a recent tour stop in Zurich, Switzerland, Justin Timberlake busted out with Rehab and starting singing the Amy Winehouse instant classic.

But, instead of keeping the original lyrics - "They tried to make me go to rehab and I said no no no" - Mr. JT changed it up and sang "They tried to make her go to rehab and she said no no no."

Click here to check it out!

Hmmmm....

Whoever could he possibly be talking about????

As if it weren't obvious enough, at another part in the show, Timberlake covers Gnarls Barkley's Crazy.

Once again, he changed the lyrics from the first person to "I think she's crazy....I think she's crazy." And...."I remember when, I remember when she lost her mind."

Click here to check that one out too!

Paris Hilton is out of jail, but the Simple Life star will be confined to her house and forced to wear an electronic monitoring device, police said at a press conference Thursday morning.

Law enforcement agreed to reassign Paris to her home for "medical reasons."

Those reasons were not revealed to reporters due to privacy laws.

Paris will not be allowed to leave her home for the next 40 days, after which her sentence will be done.

Britney finally unveiled her littlest one, Jayden James, whilst on vacation in Hawaii with SPF and her cousisstant Alli.

We're still not convinced Small Fry doesn't have webbed feet or three eyeballs!

Richard A. Hutton, attorney for Paris Hilton, today issued the following statement on behalf of Ms. Hilton:

"I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."

Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early Thursday because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the reminder of her sentence in home confinement, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress was sent home shortly after 2 a.m. fitted with an electronic monitoring bracelet. She had spent five days at the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Los Angeles for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I can't specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that, yes, it played a part in this," said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Hilton had been sentenced to 45 days behind bars, but had been expected to serve 23 days because of state rules allowing shorter sentences for good behavior.

Whitmore said that under the new agreement, Hilton would be confined to her home for 40 days.

"Because she has agreed to this through her attorney, her sentence is now back up to the 45 days. She has served already five days so that's 40 days," he explained.

Hilton checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility just after 11:30 p.m. Sunday. She had surrendered to authorities with little fanfare after a surprise appearance at the MTV Movie Awards, where she worked the red carpet in a strapless designer gown.

"I am trying to be strong right now," she told reporters at the time. "I'm ready to face my sentence. Even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me, and that's really helpful."

Hilton was housed in the "special needs" unit of the 13-year-old jail, separate from most of its 2,200 inmates. The unit contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates. She didn't have a cellmate.

After she checked in Sunday, Whitmore said Hilton's demeanor was helpful.

"She was focused; she was cooperative," he said.

Hilton's lawyer, Richard A. Hutton, said Monday after his client's first night in jail that she was doing well under the circumstances.

"She's using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in my opinion, to change the attitudes that exist about her among many people," Hutton said after visiting Hilton.

The 13-year-old jail, a two-story concrete building next to train tracks and beneath a bustling freeway, has been an all-female facility since March 2006. It's located in an industrial area about 12 miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles.

When she was sentenced May 4, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled that she would not be allowed any work release, furloughs or use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail.

Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. In January, she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She then was pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating probation.

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton has not only had her sentence cut short, she is already out of jail!

Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.

She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days -- the normal stay for a violation of this kind.

The L.A. County Sheriff's Department will hold a news conference in an hour to discuss what went down.

Even though everybody laughed at Sarah Silverman’s verbal assault of Paris Hilton, one person was left less than thrilled. After the MTV Movie Awards ended, Paris Hilton was overheard saying,

“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”

Sarah Silverman is funny 1% of the time and sometimes watching her perform is about as exciting as a front row seat to an abortion, but that was a golden moment in television. Paris Hilton’s pained expression gave an angel its wings. The only way it could have gotten better is if people started throwing used condoms at her and then everybody except for Paris was given free cake and then a pigeon pooped on her head. Also, if I won $10 million. *crosses fingers*

Did Nicole Richie just have plastic surgery on her mug or something? Homegirl has been hiding her face all week. I mean what is the point of this? No wonder she's a shitty-ass driver. You can't operate a motor vehicle with a towel over your head dumbass! This brings more attention to your stupid ass than just walking to your car without it. I bet she had something done...hmmm....

In other Richie news, rumors that she's knocked up are fueling. She's apparently had several pregnancy tests and they've all proven she has a bun in the oven.

A source close to Richie told Life & Style Magazine, "Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant." They also said she's trying to get healthy for the sake of the baby. Nicole's rep refuses to comment on these reports.

Um........what the hell is she going to give birth to? Thumbelina?!

Paris Hilton is going au naturel. She's taken her contact lenses out and her eyes are now officially brown.

And we're told the makeup is also history. A number of inmates have told her she's better looking without it. One said, "Girl, you don't need all that stuff."

Paris is squeaky clean, in a literal sense. She took her first shower, we're told, with some privacy.

She's dealing with solitary much better today. She's spending time reading a book. She also visited with her shrink again, and her lawyer, Richard Hutton.

More inmates are telling Paris that she got a raw deal and she's really into hearing that from them.

Oh yeah, she slept some last night. Apparently, Paris is adjusting.

Nicole Richie dropped by "The Late Show with David Letterman" today, and the main topic of conversation was inmate #9818783 -- aka Paris Hilton.

TMZ cameras caught Nicole as she made her way through the crowd to tape her appearance. "The Simple Life" star told Dave that she hasn't spoken to Paris since she entered prison, but she did talk to her right before, and said that Paris felt "just like anyone would feel before they were going to go to jail." Fearful of not being able to shop on Melrose?

Dave even brought up Nicole's court problems and the possibility she could be headed to the slammer as well. Nicole took a page from the Paris apology book, telling Dave, "I'm just keeping my fingers crossed, and you know, of course, I'm scared also, but you know, I'm willing to face whatever consequences come my way and I take responsibility for what I've done."

Check out the weighty Nicole Richie interview, tonight on "The Late Show."

Here's to Maggie Gyllenhaal -- she has the absolute fearlessness (some might say chutzpah) to nurse her child whenever and wherever she pleases -- even if it's in the middle of the day on a New York sidewalk.
The actress/mom couldn't have cared less what onlookers -- or probing photogs -- thought, as she gave daughter Ramona a bit of lunch yesterday in Manhattan. The child, it must be said, looks content ... and so are we.

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton DID have to undergo a cavity search as part of the booking process at the jail.

The NY Post reported this morning that Paris was not required to undergo the customary 'bend over and cough' search for contraband upon checking in to jail. Not true!

TMZ has learned that Paris was forced to endure the "search." Humiliation at its finest!

No word on if they found anything during the exploration.

A Canadian author is suing Universal Pictures and director Judd Apatow (who directed "40-Year-Old Virgin"), alleging that the story for the hit movie "Knocked Up" was taken directly from her book of the same name.

Rebecca Eckler claims that she shopped around her 2004 book to be made into a movie. In the middle of the process, she learned of the Apatow project. The script that was making the rounds, she alleges, had a picture of a martini glass with a pacifier around the stem -- the same as on the cover of her book.

Eckler, who told her tale in this month's Maclean's magazine, cites other similarities -- including the fact that the Katherine Heigl character is an up-and-coming television reporter, and the main character in Eckler's book is an up-and-coming newspaper reporter. She also says that the movie and book have a secondary female character in common -- the person that both main characters go to for advice -- and that both of the secondary characters have screaming children.

The lawsuit was filed in a federal court in January, alleging copyright infringement and seeking unspecified damages.

Judd Apatow, through his reps, released this statement: "The book 'Knocked Up' is very different than the film 'Knocked Up.' The book is about a woman who gets pregnant by the fiance that she loves on the night of her engagement party. The film is a very different story; the film is about a one-night stand between a pot smoking slacker and an ambitious young woman that leads to a pregnancy and their attempts to get to know each other. Anyone who reads the book and sees the movie will instantly know that they are two very different stories about a common experience."

Universal Pictures had no comment.

Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Creepy School for Shielding Your Children, Nicole Richie tried going incognito on Tuesday -- by wrapping a towel around her head. Genius would make a lousy spy!

A down-low Nicole, with a seeing-eye-friend in tow, made her covered way across the street to her black Mercedes SUV. Hey, who's that 82-pound blonde getting into that luxury vehicle?!?!

While it couldn't possibly make her driving any worse, Wrongway Richie did remove the towel before heading off into the sunset. Thank heaven for little things!

see the video here!

As Lindsay Lohan tries to recover in rehab, it's apparent that someone in her inner circle is trying to torpedo her progress. With frenemies like these ... who needs enemies?!
This week, year-old pictures featuring a knife-wielding Lindsay with Vanessa Minnillo were plastered all over the Internet and in the tabloids. TMZ has confirmed that these pictures were stolen from LiLo's apartment -- and sold to a UK tabloid! Cha-ching!

We've also learned that Lindsay has had only three or four visitors at Promises -- all friends, no family (paging Dina Lohan!) -- but information about her has been leaked to the National Enquirer! One of her so-called BFFs is blabbing, and Lilo's not happy about it.

TMZ contacted Lindsay's rep, who would not comment on exactly who is talking about Linds. As for the pics, the rep told us, "Unfortunately, we live in a society where we allow stolen pictures to make a profit. I can't believe magazines would purchase and publish stolen, personal photos. If anyone wants to step up to the plate and donate the profits from their sale, we would be happy to point you in the direction of a charity in need."

Are your Sims are lacking in style? H&M will save them from the Fashion Police!

H&M has your sloppy Sims in mind with the Sims 2 H&M Fashion Pack. Now you can outfit your Sim with H&M's summer collection -- for both male and female Sims! Build your own retail store and invite all your little Sim friends, design your very own clothing line -- and showcase your creations on the runway!

A dozen of the best-designed pieces will be posted each week for an online vote and will be featured in the Fashion Runway Showcase. One lucky garment will be produced and sold in H&M stores! Who needs "Project Runway?"

The Sims 2 H&M Fashion Stuff will work with The Sims 2, The Sims 2 Special DVD Edition, or The Sims 2 Holiday Edition ... and it's in stores now. Simply fabulous!

Idolicious Katharine McPhee was spotted catching a flight at LAX -- in her sexy new geek-chic eyewear -- and carrying her Chihuahua in a bag.

Miss McPhee had been seen a few weeks ago by a myopic TMZ spy at Optical Connection in Studio City, where she picked up the Bulgari face hardware.

Kat and her dog caught a redeye to D.C, where she's playing at City Center Lot tonight.

Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Biel had better watch their, er, backs -- cuz there's a new booty-ful babe on the block -- Kim KardASShian!
Kim was showing off her colossal badonkadonk again on Tushday night outside Koi -- where she was anything butt coy!

A nationwide Christian organization called The Resistance, led by founder Mark Dice, was set to have a huge soiree last night at the Beverly Hilton to celebrate Paris Hilton's incarceration. Only trouble is... they didn't.
TMZ camera's were on hand to catch what was supposed to be a riled-up group as they trashed Hilton memorabilia in celebration of a time they hope will allow the heiress some deep "self reflection." So, just what did our cameras catch?

Nothing!

In fact, our guy never even hit the record button. The gala was supposed to kickoff at 8:00 PM in a bar on the first floor of the hotel. Our camera guy was told to look for a guy with a "Pray for Paris" t-shirt on -- which would allegedly distinguish Mr. Dice from the rest of expected crowd. Dice never rolled in!

tina was spotted in NYC near her Manhattan hotel -- window shopping for bras and panties!
Mrs. Bratman wandered into bra-sserie Agent Provocateur, after being enchanted by their titillating window display.

Nicole Richie was seen hanging out at an ice hockey rink with a non-famous friend. Nicole should get used to hanging out with her non-famous friends since all her famous ones are either in jail, rehab or recovering from just being incredibly stupid (that would be a reference to Mischa who washed her antibiotics down with Vodka like it was water). Nicole went to the ice skating rink with her friend. She most likely went ice skating (if she was actually able to support her own body weight on skates we don't know) but maybe she just went to taunt people.

WOW. She looks like a pig. Hey, just sayin.

Jessica Biel may be Justin Timberlake’s lady in love.

But in the music world, he’s linking up with a new cutie - Esmee Denters, who he says “is the real deal” and “cannot wait for the world to hear her.”

Do you doubt that the award-winning pop and R&B artist has an ear for talent? Our celebrity gossip staff writers sure as heck don’t.

Which is why we’re pleased to report that the young online sensation has become the first artist signed to Justin’s new label, Tennman Records.

Yes, an Internet phenomenon that doesn’t involve sex tapes. Amazing, we know.

“In completely unpredicted news to all YouTubers and bloggers, we are proud to announce Esmee Denters has signed to Tennman Records and she will be joining me on tour this summer,” Justin said via a press release.

“Esmee is the real deal and I cannot wait for the world to hear her, but all of her fans on YouTube should not worry … we will keep you in the loop every step of the way,” said Timberlake, Chairman/CEO of the label.

Esmee Denters was equally ecstatic:

“Words can’t describe how amazing it is. I am so excited! It is something I have always dreamed of. I have to thank YouTube and its viewers for giving me the opportunity to show the world my voice. I also have to thank Justin Timberlake, one of the biggest artists in the world, for believing in me and making my dreams come true,” Esmee said.

Esmee Denters is one of the most notable singers-songwriters to gain attention strictly as an Internet performer. Born in the Netherlands, she grew up with the intent of becoming a social worker. But in 2006, using a webcam, she began to post videos of herself singing others’ pop songs and her own compositions.

Victoria goes hustler chic in a black tube dress and cream-colored cropped jacket at the 2007 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards in London’s Berkeley Square on Tuesday. Posh finished off her look with a pair of sky high YSL peep-toe pumps and fingerless leather gloves.

Glamour recognizes the achievement of women with categories including UK TV Actress, Solo Artist, Fashion Designer and Woman Of The Year.

Here’s Katherine Heigl standing around without makeup smoking and looking grody. It’s always fun to see what stars really look like under 100 pounds of product and lighting. Did I say fun? I meant heartbreaking.

Welps..turns out that they canceled the funeral until tomorrow. But still, I promised 20+ posts today. So I'm gonna do a bit before I'm off again. Here We Go!

I promise when I get back I'll do 20+ posts! Just to make up for the lost time. Oh yea and thank you all so so VERY much. I have 8 comments on the last post already. You are AWESOME. =)


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Police are looking into whether or not filed charges against singer Akon after a disturbing incident at a concert this past weekend, which was captured on tape. The singer was performing at the KFEST radio concert in upstate New York when someone in the audience - a young kid - threw something at him.

Akon then had his bodyguards fetch the boy and bring him on stage. Then, in front of thousands, the Don't Matter singer publicly humiliated the kid, lifted him up in the air by force and violently flung him into the audience.

We're trying to identify that kid, just to find out whether or not we have any kind of criminal offense," a law enforcement official tells the Poughkeepsie Journal.

"I would have preferred he wouldn't have done that [to the kid]," the general manager of the radio station who put on the show tells the paper. "I don't think he intended malice on this guy. I think it was in the spirit of the show."

Rihanna recently gave an interview with People magazine where she claimed that she started a workout regimen simply to be toned and healthy, and that her losing weight was an unintended byproduct of the regimen.

"Now I'm working out and trying to eat healthy. That's making me lose weight without even thinking about it. I'm not intentionally trying to get skinny."

She's also watching her diet, eating lots of carrots, lettuce, cucumbers and egg whites and snacking on fruit all day, and drinking plenty of water. "I like carbs," she said, "but at the end of the day, carbs are the enemy."

I don't know if I buy this whole thing. For one, if you are 19 and not overweight to begin with, and you start dieting and working out, you are most likely going to lose weight. So why act like you weren't planning on it? I think the whole thing is an elaborate cover up to excuse weight that she has lost due to her depression that Jay-Z is going to marry Beyonce. Riahha

Sources are reporting that DJ Samantha Ronson, friend and lover to Lindsay Lohan, may not be such a loving friend after all. Allegations are being made that Ronson has been taking payoffs from the paparazzi to insure that shots of the oft-inebriated Lohan would be easy pickings. Remember the pics of Lohan passed out in Ronson’s car?

While an “out of it” Lohan thought she was just going home after a night out at Teddy’s in Hollywood on May 27, a source tells Celebrity Babylon [that] “The car was only down a quarter tank, and yet Samantha stopped for gas. She has a side deal with a photo agency and they paid her to make the pit stop!”

EEW.

Paris Hilton needs to be on the lookout for a new threat because the Lynwood Correction Facility where she’s staying is full of staph infection. With over 402 inmates treated last year, the bacteria is said to infect 13 out of every 1,000 inmates and is resistant to the first line of antibiotics. However, as long as Paris maintains good personal hygiene, there should be no problem. And even if she does become infected, don’t think her current stds will stand idly by while a stranger invades their territory. It’ll be like that movie 300. Except, in this case, it’ll be called 3,000 and will be slightly less gay.

Told ya she was a whore.

never EVER wear that again.

Ashlee Simpson has lost her dream job as Meryl Streep’s on-screen daughter because of her hectic recording schedule.

The singer was hoping to land a part opposite Streep in the movie adaptation of hit Abba musical Mamma Mia!, but had to abandon plans because she is “too busy”.

A representative for Simpson tells In Touch magazine, “She was interested in the role, but unfortunately, it didn’t work out because she’s putting out an album.”

Paris Hilton managed to piss off her fellow inmates before even showing up for her sentence.

Paris Hilton angered her fellow prisoners before even arriving in jail.

The hotel heiress this week began a 23-day sentence at California’s Century Regional Detention Facility for driving with a suspended license, and inmates are already baying for her blood.

Susannah Johnson - who was released on Saturday after a one-day stay at the jail - said other prisoners are already angry with Paris because they blame her for the crowded conditions in the 2200-bed correctional facility.

Johnson, 35, told the Sunday Times newspaper: “The only advice I could give her when she comes is to shut her mouth and do the time.”

The Simple Life star will stay in the special needs wing of the prison for her own protection and her cellmate - a fellow reckless driving convict - has been handpicked as the person least likely to abuse the experience of sharing a cell with Paris.

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have broken up, a source who knows the pair tells PEOPLE.

“They’re still friends,” says the source, adding that the two split just before Memorial Day weekend.

The cause of the breakup wasn’t immediately known.

After horrible sales of her debut album, Warner Bros said it was "not expecting any new Paris Hilton material".

The Herald reports: It marks an embarrassing full stop to a pop career the socialite once boldly declared would "leave a mark on music". Warner invested more than $300,000 on a video for first single Stars are Blind, which reached only No. 18 on the US charts.

The only people that thought Paris Hilton's album would sell were Paris Hilton and the Jews. I don't know why the Jews thought this, but they probably had their hand in it. Listening to a Paris song is like having your fingernails ripped off.

Jessica Alba was one happy shopper on Saturday afternoon. Alba, who usually looks grumpy in paparazzi pictures, was spotted browsing the racks at Harmony Lane in Beverly Hills, while smiling and waving at fans. When leaving the store, Alba even stopped and posed for pictures with some young fans.

It's safe to say Christina Aguilera's hubby got lei'd for his birthday -- at a Hawaiian-themed party.

TMZ cameras spotted the couple in New York last night, all decked out for a luau -- Christina looking slightly tacky, though still hot in a polka-dot bathing suit, with Jordan island-ready in a Hawaiian print shirt and grass skirt.

It was date night for Kelly Osbourne, who stopped to take a few pictures with fans after dining at Mercer with an unknown, scruffy and long-haired male.

Looking far more dapper than Kelly's date was Diddy, who showed up to Marquee in a tux, after the annual awards of the Council of Fashion Designers of America. Aubrey O'Day, Diddy's Danity Kane warbler, hit up the after-party as well, showing a little PDA with NY socialite Tinsley Mortimer.

Here are the very first pictures off the Los Angeles set of upcoming crime flick, Night Watch. Keanu Reeves was seen wearing some crazy-patterned shirts on the set on Monday.

Night Watch tells the story of a (fashion senseless) veteran LAPD cop, playing by Reeves, who turns to the bottle after his wife’s death and is framed by his former mentor (Whitaker) in the murder of a fellow officer.

This is the film that Kevin Federline will star opposite Reeves and Oscar winner Forest Whitaker. Night Watch also co-stars POTC’s Naomie Harris, House’s Hugh Laurie and Fantastic Four’s Chris Evans.

Wow, now we’ve got paparazzi filming other paparazzi!!

Video/audio footage has surfaced of photographers talking about their paparazzi agency’s “set up” that they did with America’s favorite couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills.

Heidi and Spencer, as first reported by Celebrity Babylon, have reportedly racked up a cool $30,000 for staging photos and their engagement for a double-page spread in a certain tabloid magazine.

“It’s an arrangement that suits both of them,” says an MTV insider. “They won’t be walking down the aisle, they will go through the motions of planning a wedding, and then have a big break-up that will get lots of press. All caught on camera by photographers, of course.”

Says Celebrity Babylon, “It’s a manager with a contract in hand, the dirtiest deal in Hollywood, the romance is a publicity stunt to make the two cover-worthy magazine stars and generate a significant side income!”

Newlyweds Amy Winehouse and Blake Field-Civil are the picture of wedding bell bliss, cigarettes and snot rocket included.
The lovebirds were spotted outside the Vintage Coffee Shop in Beachwood Canyon, and Amy looked on as her classy new hubby blew his nose the old-fashioned way -- in the street like a peasant.

A few dicey photos taken a year ago with Lindsay Lohan and a knife may fork with her career, but they won't keep Vanessa Minnillo from getting some tasty grub.

TMZ caught the former "TRL" host with boyfriend Nick Lachey leaving Joseph's Cafe in Hollywood last night (where they make one helluva falafel). Minnillo was looking great -- despite the horror of pictures making the rounds -- showing Lindsay Lohan holding a knife to her throat -- or was that someone who just looks like Vanessa?

Nick's bro Drew and wife Lea, Lance Bass and galpal "Entourage" hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui, Wilmer Valderrama -- and his hot Lamborghini -- and DJ Paul from Three 6 Mafia were all at the restaurant/club last night.

Also out last night were Kim Kardashian and "The Departed" badass Ray Winstone at Koi, and Stevie Wonder back for more dumplings at Mr. Chow with rapper Won G.

Holy biscuits and gravy! Country music sensation Carrie Underwood's MySpace page has been hacked!

One of our staffers, a huge Underwood fan, has been receiving messages from "Carrie" herself over the past 24 hours. To his dismay, the message wasn't to invite him to lunch or even on tour. Instead, it was a spam message urging him to check out "these amazing free ringtones." Dangit!

Underwood's peeps were made aware of the issue this morning, and the password was changed to stop the hackers, but this is the latest bulletin posted from Carrie's page: "Hey, this is Carrie Underwood. OK here's the deal, I need EVERY SINGLE myspace friend to stop what he/she's doing and GO HERE RIGHT NOW and put your cell # in. You'll recieve every ringtone from every myspace artist (including MY favorites)... (sic)."

"Heroes" jailbait princess Hayden Panettiere and boyfriend Stephen Colletti were caught hand-in-hand at a matinee on Monday. Then they got closer.

The twosome was spotted at The Grove cinema in L.A., where they locked lips and cuddled through a screening of "Shrek The Third." PDA at a kiddie flick -- some material may not be suitable for children!

Panettiere was wearing a solid band on her engagement ring finger -- is a commitment near for these two? Hayden can legally walk down the aisle when she turns 18 ... in August.

Fergie proves that black can still look crisp and cool in the summer as she performed at the "Good Morning America" concert series in Bryant Park in New York City this week. She paired an airy top with a wide belt and short shorts. Sexy silver heels add just the right dose of glam.

Lindsay Lohan's father Michael talked with 'At Large with Geraldo Rivera' about the 20-year-old's meltdown and current stint at Promises rehab. During the segment, he backtracked his comments to E! on what Lindsay is being treated for at Promises. The 47-year-old was slammed for invading his daughter's privacy on that decision. "I didn't say Lindsay is addicted to Oxycontin," Michael explained. "I said from what I've seen, at the Chateau Marmont hotel, they found Oxycontin, they found Dilaudid, and some other painkillers in there. I said, if that's the case and she's using them, then you have... it's a strenuous detox." Michael appears to have gotten info on drugs at Lindsay's former hotel/home from Star magazine. Speculating on his daughter's drug use based on a tabloid report and sharing it with the world probably wasn't the best idea in his hopes to repair the fractured relationship.

Company magazine caught up with Hilary Duff for a Q&A for their July issue, which the teen star appears on the cover. Asked what she would say to Britney Spears, Duff, sounding oddly British, responded, "I really feel for her. I've met her a few times and she's very sweet, hard-working and talented. Being Britney Spears must be difficult. She's been told what to do since she was young. She's not a bad mum - she's a first-time mum, and, because she's famous, she's expected never to make mistakes. God, my mum dropped me on my head loads! The pressure she's under would get to anyone. People need to leave her alone."

Oftentimes advancing in one's career is largely a matter of being able to move on.

In the case of soulful pop and R&B singer Katharine McPhee -- the drop-dead gorgeous second-place finisher from the fifth season of "American Idol" -- she's already taken the first step by going beyond the realm of the show. Since her "Idol" run ended last year, she's toured with Italian tenor and contemporary opera singer Andrea Bocelli, appeared in numerous magazines and performed at the Tournament of Roses Parade.

McPhee, who will play a set at Z100's star-studded Zootopia radio festival May 18 at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, N.Y., released her self-titled debut album Jan. 30. In a May 9 interview from California, the singer said though lead single "Over It" was successful -- reaching No. 1 on MTV's "Total Request Live" and VH1's "Top 20 Countdown -- she's, well, over it by now.

"I tried the best to make it my own," McPhee said of the song, a No. 21 Pop 100 hit. "I think it was a bit produced in the studio at the end of the day, so it ended up sounding a little bit more like just every other person singing it possible! I'm just being honest with myself. But I think, for me, most of the way I try to make things my own is just going into the studio and discovering what I can do. You know, it wasn't my favorite song off the record, but what can I say?"

On the other hand, McPhee is excited about her brand new second single, "Love Story," which leads off the album.

"I've always loved the song," she said. "I always wanted the song to be the first single because I felt that it was more of my vibe. It was more young and fresh. It also very much had this pop, soulful kind of feel to it, but it also had this retro throwback to some of the influences I had growing up -- like the old-school stuff -- as well. So I always loved it. I thought it was very girly, which is me, you know?

" 'Love Story,' I sometimes feel like I wrote on it because I was in the studio when they were creating the song," McPhee said of the track, which was penned by Nate Hills, Kara DioGuardi and Corte Ellis. "I was in the booth recording another song, so when I would come out I would hear what they wrote about. I got the track from the producer and it was just the beat. And I said, 'Oh, we have to do a song over this! We have to do a song over this!' So I kind of felt like I was part of it."

Born March 25, 1984, Katharine McPhee grew up in Los Angeles. Father Daniel is a TV producer, while mother Patricia (aka Peisha) is a singer and voice teacher. The couple has another daughter, Adriana, who is almost two years older than Katharine.

Singing by the time she was 2 years old, Katharine McPhee began taking dance lessons early on. She also took an interest in her mother's career.

"I have tons of memories of her as an actress-singer," she said. "I went to go see her in her musicals. She was in 'Showboat' and all these different shows around California. And she would be preparing for cabaret shows and I'd bring my friends to the show and I'd critique her and tell her what she could do better -- in a good way, you know? There were always shows going on in my family. There were always students coming in and out of the house, taking voice lessons. And there was a lot of life, a lot of activity."

When McPhee was 12, she moved with her family to Sherman Oaks, Calif., where she still lives today.

"It's kind of like a little bit more of a suburb version of L.A.," said the singer, who grew up listening to music by New Kids On The Block, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Alanis Morissette, Sarah McLachlan, Janet Jackson and MC Hammer.

"I always wanted to go to a concert earlier on in life, but my first concert was actually Christina Aguilera," McPhee said. "It wasn't until I was 15 years old."

In 2002, McPhee graduated from Notre Dame High School, where she served as student body vice president and was a varsity swimmer. She also acted in school plays and was nominated homecoming princess.

McPhee attended Boston Conservatory for three semesters, studying acting and dance. After taking part in additional theater programs, she landing starring roles in productions of "Annie Get Your Gun" and "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir," leading to a 2005 nomination for the Theatre L.A. Ovation Award.

After being cast in the musical film "Crazy" and the MTV pilot "You Are Here," McPhee auditioned for "American Idol." She outlasted such talents as Chris Daughtry and Kellie Pickler before being bested by winner Taylor Hicks.

"It's a pretty amazing machine they've created over there," McPhee said of the show. "And the things that it can do for people, it's pretty amazing. I mean, I don't know how to explain it. The way I look at 'American Idol' is I'll never get away from being an American Idol. No matter how many awards you win or how many movies you make, you'll always be attached to it. So for me it's not about trying to get away from that franchise. You want to go off and make your own music and be an artist, but I don't have a problem with being connected to it. That's the way I look at it."

McPhee's rendition of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow," captured on her debut CD single, reached No. 12 on the Billboard Hot 100. Released June 20, 2006, the single was the second best seller of the year.

Following its release in January on RCA Records/19 Recordings, the "Katharine McPhee" LP reached No. 2 on the Billboard 200 albums chart. The album has sold well over 300,000 copies to date.

McPhee credits her label for being supportive and allowing her creative freedom in the making of her first album.

The young singer even had a chance to co-write three tracks on the album: "Open Toes,""Not Ur Girl" and "Neglected."

What inspired those songs?

"Part of it was time crunch," she explained. "It was kind of like, 'Let's write a song. Let's hear the beat and what do we think of when we hear the beat?' That's kind of how we wrote some of it. Like 'Neglected,' I just listened to the beat and what kind of mood it was giving me and thought of a person that I felt neglected by. I thought of the theme of neglected, so I started creating a story around this person who had an experience with it. So it wasn't like with all the songs I drew from all personal experiences. But they're more just in the moment of what we were feeling."

The song "Open Toes," which pays homage to women's footwear that looks good -- depending on who's wearing it -- required some retooling on McPhee's part.

"Originally the writers came in and wrote the song and I always loved the vibe of it and thought it was a great song," she said. "But it was a little bit like -- I don't know how to explain -- it was a little ghetto. I couldn't understand what the song was talking about other than open toes. So I just rewrote it and just changed some of the lyrics so it would be a little bit more of a girl anthem song -- something cute and silly and something little kids could like and that older people could like too. It's a funny, silly song, but it doesn't matter because you're just listening to the vibe of it anyway."

Over the past several months, McPhee was No. 1 on AOL's Top 10 Sexiest Idol Contestant list and was second on FHM magazine's 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll. With People magazine and other publications also focusing on McPhee's great looks, does the singer worry that the press and fans won't concentrate on her music?

"I think once a song really sticks to people, the attention will become a little bit less about me, the face, and more about me as a singer," McPhee said. "I'm just being patient. But you can't control that."

Of course, it's not as though McPhee minds being in magazines every so often.

"It's a great thing," she said. "I'm really proud of it. I don't pay a ton of attention to it. I usually don't even know about it until someone tells me. I don't have my cell phone Google it! People just tell me and I'll check it out or I won't. And it's cool."
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The Zootopia show begins at 7 p.m., with Hilary Duff, Fergie, Hinder, Maroon 5, Robin Thicke, Rihanna, Omarion, Daughtry, Dashboard Confessional and Gym Class Heroes also on the bill. The venue is at 1255 Hempstead Turnpike. Tickets are $250, $195, $95 and $65. Call (203) 744-8100.

The show will be preceded by Z Village, a free event from noon to 6 p.m. outside the coliseum. It will feature promotional giveaways, autograph signings and live performances by Gym Class Heroes, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and Audio Club.

Actors Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner smiles while next to the Boston Red Sox dugout prior to the start of their baseball game against the New York Yankees at Fenway Park in Boston Saturday, June 2, 2007.

Keira Knightley will appear partially nude for a racy scene in new movie 'Atonement'.

The 'Pride and Prejudice' star will disrobe before plunging into a deep fountain and emerging soaking wet in a clingy slip.

The film's director Joe Wright is quoted by Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "I wanted to cast Keira as a woman, a sexual character. She's only ever played girls before.

"There is a key scene with James McAvoy where she dives into a deep fountain to retrieve a broken vase. Keira emerges from the water and stands on the fountain's edge. It was her idea to stand there for quite so long - but I quite liked it."

Wright also claims the scene had to be edited to protect the 22-year-old actress' modesty.

He said: "There was another shot of her from behind but we left it out as it seemed a bit too rude."

Yes, the insane, manipulative, money-grubbing mother of Lindsay Lohan in talks to star in her own reality TV show.

Dina has ridden the coattails of her eldest daughter, Lindsay, for years trying to become famous. Now she is in talks to do a reality show with E! tentatively titled “Mom-ager,” in which she’ll try to turn her youngest children, Ali Lohan, 14, and Cody Lohan, 11, into stars.

Jessica Simpson, beyond desperate for a comeback, and borderline looney, is seeking advice from pop diva Mariah Carey to get her back on track. I know, right? Where do we even go from here?

Jess has turned to the Queen of Comebacks for inspiration. In July 2001, Mariah made a bizarre appearance on MTV’s TRL, on which she performed a striptease and handed out ice cream to the audience. The five-octave soprano then had a breakdown in a Manhattan hotel, smashing crockery and cutting her feet and hands. She was ultimately admitted to the Silver Hill Hospital for what her publicist described as “an emotional and physical breakdown.”

“Jessica has been singing Mariah’s praises endlessly,” a friend of the former MTV reality star dishes to OK!. “She thinks Mariah is amazing and appreciates that she may be able to learn from her. Jessica’s career has lost steam, but she feels that with the right advice, she could be back on track.” “Jessica and Mariah are discovering they have a lot in common and are speaking frequently by phone,” (source)

According to TMZ Jessica Simpson showed up at a Maroon 5 show at Troubador the other night in an attempt to hook up with Adam Levine… again. Now that she and John Mayer are over (this week anway), she’s lonely and looking for attention… Adam didn’t even acknowledge her and spent the night with another hot blonde. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, JESS!!





I feel bad for her. no, seriously.

omfg..what was she thinking?








And her make-up is super scary.

Was that really Vanessa Minnillo in those knife-play pictures with Lindsay Lohan? Page Six thinks so, and they report that Nick Lachey's galpal might have trouble getting a new gig because of them.

Minnillo was, until April, a co-host on MTV's "TRL" and a correspondent for "Entertainment Tonight," but she didn't re-up with either show. Now, however, she's trying to land her next job, and the snaps that showed up in a British tab could make it even harder than it already was. "Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them," says one source, who also recounted plenty of diva-licious behavior by Minnillo.

Paris Hilton's first night in jail may have gone well, but things could get pretty hairy -- literally -- over the next few weeks.

Hilton, as TMZ showed you yesterday, arrived looking camera-ready for her stint at the Century Regional Detention Facility on Sunday night. But one former inmate says that Hilton better get used to some leg stubble: "She'll find she'll get pretty hairy," said Jody "Babydol' Gibson to the New York Daily News. Babydol served eight weeks in 2000. Tweezers, razors and hair-removal wax are all forbidden.

Gibson adds that Paris better be nice to the guards inside. "If you get a mean or abusive guard," she says, "they might not let you out for the hour. Many days they didn't give me my hour." Adds Shawanda Pounds, who was released just yesterday, calls the jail "nothing but the Devil's house."

Happy Birthday Pete Wentz! I love you forever and ever. xoxo. =)

For some reason, the National Enquirer is under the impression that Nicole Richie is pregs with Joel Madden's baby ... and Celebrity Babylon claims to have an inside source who claims that Nicole is, indeed, pregs ... but I just don't buy it.

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A new video game made about Paris. It's pretty gay though.
Blogger wouldn't let me post it. How lame.
http://www.gsn.com/minigames/minigame.php?id=20

Like WOAH.

Because he hasn’t yet learned his lesson (or maybe, just maybe, his apology for his last stunt was insincere), he went cuckoo yet again at one of his concerts. Some kid chucked something at Akon while he was onstage, and the hot-headed nutbag had his security track the kid down, and bring him onstage. He then picked up the kid and threw him into the audience…

Simon Cowell doesn’t wish his friends well. In fact, he sits in his house turning green over their success. I am sure people out there think this way. But I never thought someone would come out and SAY IT!! Well, at least he is honest.

“If someone I know is doing better than me I get incredibly miserable. A lot of my friends are extremely wealthy, but I’m not envious of their money, however, I’m never pleased if they have a hit show. I don’t go to bed thinking, ‘I’m really happy their show is doing so well’. It annoys me that it wasn’t my idea. “When I watch Dancing with the Stars

The Britster was vacationing in Puerto Vallarta this weekend, she tried to leave a bit to the imagination -- like actual singing in her recent lip-synched mini-concert tour. Brit offered the paps a flash of her well-documented junk.
First off, the hair extensions, not that they ever looked good, are now absolutely whorendous -- they look like she's got dried guacamole in there.

Still, Spears was all smiles for paparazzi just before flashing a chunk of butt. Adios, y'all!

Here's the link to my myspace. yea dude click here.

Britney Spears took a stroll on Sunday afternoon to the local Rexall Square Drug store to do some shopping.

Meanwhile, we’re all still waiting for the official re-launch of Britney’s webpage, hopefully to go along with a release of her fifth studio album. We’ll keep our fingers crossed!

Dear Brit Brit,

Hi girl. How y'all doing? Listen, I know you think you have a "truly awesome radical cool sexy hot yummy" body, but it's jut not there yet. I mean I spoke with your ass cheek's cousin yesterday and they seem to think that your ass cheeks aren't loving the thong. I mean.....Brit.....I'm all for loving your body, but you can only love it when it loves itself. I don't think your body is quite at that "loving" place yet. Well, not your ass cheeks anyway!

It's about time! Jay-Z has FINALLY asked Beyonce to marry him. Exciting, isn't it?

Sources claim that Beyonce is currently on tour in London and Jay-Z was also on tour but cancelled just to fly all the way there last night to watch her perform. He asked her to marry him while on vacation in Cannes and she said yes. Awww. Gag.

Sources also say he's going to get "the biggest diamond she can fit on her finger." and "This will be the hip-hop wedding to end all hip-hop weddings."

Boring. Until they have a kid and more stories surface of Momma Knowles bleaching their baby then I might care. Wait, she designs Beyonce's outfits right? I have a feeling that's gonna be one skanky wedding dress.

Sacha Baron Cohen plants a big wet kiss on Will Ferrell during the 2007 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles, Calif on Sunday, June 3, 2007.

The two actors won the award for best kiss and they definitely wanted to show it!

Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman left the Mercer Hotel in New York City on Sunday, June 3, 2007 carrying some “mysterious” gift-wrapped packages.

One of the packages was large and red and the other was smaller and in gold (or brown) wrapping. Any guesses as to what’s inside?

Aguilera recently got the go-ahead from the Chinese government to perform in Shanghai next month despite some initial reactions to her racy stage act.

Lauren Conrad stayed a safe distance away when co-stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt came stomping onto the red carpet.

The Hills‘ resident dysfunctional love unit did stop to speak with Just Jared on the red carpet at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards, though. The engaged couple (they wouldn’t confirm their relationship status) chatted up Heidi’s future music career and what we can expect from the new season of The Hills.

Heidi on visiting JustJared.com: I think I just saw your website the other day! (laughs) I think I diiiiiiid!

On her red carpet outfit: It’s just from a small boutique from Green Tea and I’m wearing Jimmy Choos [heels].

On the second season of The Hills: It’s going to be crazy with a lot of unexpected things — relationships, friendships, everything. Pretty exciting! The best season ever — way better than last season I’m sure.

On not wearing her engagement ring: What engagement ring? You’re gonna just have to watch The Hills!

On who she’s looking forward to seeing at the Awards Show: Sarah Silverman. I hope Jimmy Kimmel comes out. They’re our favorite people. We like funny people.

On her upcoming album: I’m doing it with David Foster under 143 Warner and it’s going to be very pop, emulating Britney Spears and Pussycat Dolls. That kind of sound — very sexy but young and fresh.

On her readiness to whip out her dance moves: I’ve been waiting my whole life! I’m ready!! (Spencer: “She was born to be a pop star!”)

On her musical inspirations: Madonna, Britney Spears… back when she was getting started, and Michael Jackson. … The album’s coming out this fall.

On her many music video ideas: I have a million, but I can’t talk about it. (laughs) That’s my favorite part, I’m so excited for that!

On her writing songs for the album: “I’m not finished with the album but I have written a little bit of it.” (Spencer: We’ll see which songs make the cut but Heidi’s been writing at least half of the songs so far.)

On her relationship with former roommate Lauren Conrad: You’re going to have to watch The Hills but you know, obviously, we walk the red carpet differently, but you know, we’re friends. We’ll have to see.

Spencer on Lindsay Lohan’s DUI incident: I think it is terrible that these girls are the role models for millions of girls growing up around the world, not even just America.. They need to wake up and it’s not just their lives. There are so many impressionable youths that are looking up to them like, ‘Oh, that’s so cool to get a DUI.’ It’s like the new thing. It’s like no, it’s terrible. People should be drinking their water, be healthy. And I feel bad for her.

Spencer on the fairness of Paris going to prison: I took down the Free Paris campaign down [from my MySpace] once she acknowledged that she should have been in jail. I just thought it was 23 days and they were trying to make an example of her. At the end of day, she was just a normal citizen and she should be punished.

Spencer on this blog: So Just Jared.com? Are you going to blow Perez out of the water? Anytime you need it, here, grab my cell phone in case you guys ever want to do something. I love digital media. It’s the future. (scribbles cell phone number on my paper pad) Call me. Anytime.

She's stuck in solitary confinement with only one hour of free time a day, but so far, Paris Hilton is being described as a "polite and gracious" prisoner. That's hot!

In a statement outside the Los Angeles jail where the heiress is being held, Hilton's lawyer, Richard Hutton, told the media that Paris is "doing very well under the circumstances." But the circumstances, according to Hutton, are pretty harsh.

Hilton's Lawyer Speaks -- Click to WatchAccording to Hutton, Paris was forced into a 100-sq. ft. "administrative segregation" (a fancy word for solitary confinement) cell because of her celebrity status. She's only allowed out of her tiny cell for one hour a day to "be in the module, take a shower and talk on the phone."

Hutton also said that his client's stealthy, late-night surrender was Hilton's idea, adding that "Paris didn't want to make a media circus out of the event. She just wanted to quietly start serving her time."

Hutton added that Paris will be doing a fair amount of self-reflection during her time in the clink, because "she wants to change the attitudes that exist about her." Good luck, Ms. Hilton.

TMZ obtained these photos of "America's Next Top Model" Adrianne Curry, aka Mrs. Peter Brady, grinding her goods on a stripper pole this weekend at the Giantto and Von Dutch Watch Showcase party at Light Nightclub in the Bellagio.

TMZ has the lowdown on the Paris saga. Here's what we know so far:

Paris is winning over the jail staff. Fifteen hours in, they're calling her a "model citizen" -- gracious, thankful and polite to the staff.

She's wearing a short-sleeved, orange jumpsuit. She still has on the makeup she was wearing last night. Her hair is down. Oh yeah, speaking of hair, we were told ixnay on the hair extensions, but that's not the case with her. The staff allows extensions that are "tightly wound." We're told Paris meets that standard, so she has been allowed to keep hers.

She's not interacting with any of the inmates, at least not yet. She's only seeing them through glass. We're told she's not happy, but resigned to getting it done. She's not teary, just very quiet.

As for her cell -- it's 12x8 feet, with a bunk bed, a toilet and wash basin. There are two windows -- a little one in the door, and one on the wall that overlooks buildings. It looks like she missed lunch, because she was meeting with her lawyer, Richard Hutton.Pw

After hitting the red carpet last night at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards and surrendering herself to authorities, Madame Tussauds of course has to update their wax collection!

The new-and-improved prison chic Paris wax figure was debuted at NYC’s Madame Tussauds on Monday. It reflectz her sentence of 23 days at Los Angeles’ Lynwood Correctional Facility for driving with a suspended license.

What do you think? Is Paris looking good in these black and whites? This look might suit her better than those neon orange jumpsuits!

Seasoned reality TV star Lauren Conrad of The Hills passed by Just Jared on the red carpet at first (Heidi & Spencer were making their way down the press line) but graciously came back after the coast was clear. Dressed in Pamela Roland, Giuseppe Zanotti heels and jewels by Laurie Rodkin and Cavier & Kind, Lauren dished about her dating life and the second season of The Hills.

On her rumored flame, American Idol contestant Chris Richardson: “Very sweet kid. He’s just a friend of mine… I’m not dating anyone.”

On Heidi & Spencer’s engagement: “I don’t know anything about. I don’t believe in anything I read… I do read Just Jared but I also believe people leak things by themselves.”

On bad publicity being good publicity: “It depends what kind if career you’re going for. I think if you’re looking for 15 minutes, any publicity is good publicity. But if you’re trying to maintain an image, that publicity doesn’t help you out.”

On her supposed sex tape: “It was just a rumor. Nothing came out of it obviously because it wasn’t true. So, I think it’s gone away.”

On not regretting going to Paris with Teen Vogue and staying in L.A. with then boyfriend Jason Wahler: “No, because I can’t go back and change it. I had a lot of good things happen to me that summer. You can’t go back. I’ll take myself to Paris!”

On her upcoming fashion line: “It’s a mixture of girl from the beach and girl from LA. It’s a lot of empire and trapeze cuts. Lots of flowy, really comfortable and effortless chic looks. You can throw it on with some cute heels and you’re ready to go. It’ll be online first and then we’re going to sell them at boutiques.”

On how the second season of The Hills will differ from the first: “We’re filming in the summer, we’ve never filmed in the summer before. We might get a beach house. We’ve been doing the Roosevelt Pool Parties. It’s a little more LA summertime.”

If your going to get breast implants, then don't wear a dress the shows off your scars. dumb ass.

TMZ was there when Paris Hilton turned herself in to Sheriff's authorities Sunday night.
It didn't go down at the jail. Paris' mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents' house at 10:30 PM. Hilton, Hutton, mom Kathy and sister Nicky then drove to the Men's Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles -- commonly referred to as the Twin Towers -- where Paris officially surrendered to the L.A. County Sheriff to begin her 23-day sentence.

The Sheriff devised the plan of surrendering miles away from the actual site where Paris will be doing time because the crush of paparazzi at the jail created a potential safety hazard.

Paris was then driven to the jail in Lynwood, where she is now serving her sentence. Earlier in the evening, Hilton left her house for the MTV Music Awards. After appearing on the red carpet, Hilton went to her parents' house for a brief time, then left with her lawyer to face the music.

Law enforcement officials tell TMZ the plans for Paris have changed. Although they had pre-screened a woman who was designated her cell mate, for the time being Hilton will be in solitary 23 out of 24 hours every day. The one hour that she's out, she's not really out. Hilton will be allowed to shower, use a phone and watch TV in a small pod adjacent to her cell.

Paris' lawyer just released a statement to TMZ from Hilton: "I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes."

Hilton added, "This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. Celebrity Mugshots Gallery: Click to launch photos In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."

Two Paris Hilton mugshots were released to TMZ this morning, but we've learned that one of them was never supposed to see the light of day! Oops.
Los Angeles County Sheriff's officials tell TMZ that the first mugshot they released (right), the one in which you are unable to see Paris' white jumper, was taken moments after her September 7 DUI arrest and was "inadvertently released" by officials this morning. The photo was never supposed to be released.

Here are some shots of Century Regional Detention Center, where Paris Hilton will be living for 45 23 days starting June 5th. The media have already taken their posts outside of the facility in order to get the best glimpses of Paris as she arrives for her sentence in the next few days.

Paris, 26, is serving 45 23 days of jail time because she violated her probation after an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction.

Lately, the Hilton heiress has been seen going to the gym and working out a lot. Maybe she’s toning up for her time in the slammer.

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This site is doing HORRIBLE. I get about 30 page views a day. That sucks bro. I'm going to set a goal. If I don't get an average of 100 page views, or 4 comments a day, then I'm probably going to shut down. =/ help?

I think she's really messed up in the head..maybe she was drunk? It doesn't matter though..she's still gross. STAY IN REHAB.




Here's the article from TMZ..


How's this for a knife in the back? After publishing incriminating photos of what appears to be Lindsay Lohan snorting cocaine with pals last month, Brit tabloid News of the World put up a new set of disturbing Lohan images today.

The dirty pics feature a knife-wielding Lindsay holding a blade to her friend's throat and Lilo placing the tip of a knife in her own mouth. The mag claims the pics were taken at a house party four months ago, and are yet more proof of Lindsay's increasingly erratic and dangerous behavior.

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Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.
It's so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It's like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don't know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn't be here.
Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn't know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.
This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person...it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.
I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter...to maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a "bitch."
I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.
I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.
I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want...and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.
Love, Britney
Quote of the month...
It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. You’re not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.

As most of you probably already know, there is a bunch of new stuff on the left hand side. Now, I;m not completely done yet. So I'm still updating it and making changes. It takes time people! But I also wanted to thank you for all of the emails. =) It's really good to know that lots of people visit my site. =) Thanks guys!

Fergie's obsession with Taco Bell could mean free food for you -- if the Black Eye'd Pea ever feels like runnin' for the border after a concert.

TMZ has obtained a letter written to The Dutchess by Greg Creed, President of Taco Bell, offering her an "ultimate after-party" at any local Taco Bell near a stop on her concert tour, where she and her fans can enjoy free Fourthmeals after the concert. All Ferg has to do is contact them a week in advance, and she and the crowd "will be served free Extreme Cheese and Beef Quesadillas for three hours" following one of her shows. Ay, ay, ay!



View the letter from Taco Bell HERE.

As the world prepares its collective hands for a Monday full of high-fiving, Paris Hilton, set to begin her 23 day jail sentence on Monday, is readying her aesthetic troops for an full-scale assault on her head.

Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.

It’s understood that the glamorous inmate-to-be plans to turn the perp walk into a catwalk, and she wants the media to see her looking her best.

“The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies,” an insider says.

“Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to prison.”

But the pal observes: “It’s not just about marketing, it’s about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater.”

Hilton is also said to have decided to write a prison diary during her 23-day sentence, for publication upon release.

She’s been proven a porn star, an STD patient, a racist anti-Semite, a drunk driver and now an inmate. Were almost anyone else the perpetrator of such a laundry list of offenses, they would have been excommunicated from polite society months ago. And yet, Paris Hilton not only survives, she thrives. She makes profit from hopeless situations. She is a modern alchemist and she is a human cockroach. In the event of nuclear winter, when the corpses and rubble are all covered in ash, and any semblance of authority is long gone, Paris Hilton, completely clean and wearing heels, will click-clack down the barren streets of Rodeo Drive, salvaging whatever Chanel handbags she can. She will go on without us. It’s officially impossible to stop her. Submit.

Ella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey, ey…

The super sexy R&B songstress Rihanna graces the pages of Giant Magazine in a lingerie-clad photo spread.

On being a “bad” girl: “The last bad thing I did was yesterday in my video for “Umbrella.” We shot the video yesterday. The last shot of the last day, I got all painted in silver, almost butt naked (she whispers). That was one of the scenes in the video. I felt liberated. I felt free and I felt like I was a “good girl gone bad.” It was a pretty cool thing to do. I never thought that in a million years I would paint myself up to my nostrils in silver and do a video. It was fantastic. It was one of my favorite scenes in the entire video.”

On growing a booty: “I had a hard time finding jeans because I was always too skinny and too tall. When you’re skinny you have to buy them small. When they’re too small they’re too short. That’s why I forced myself to put weight on. I started eating like crazy when I was a teenager. I was like Mom I’m too skinny. I want to get fat! And finally I filled out a little bit. I got a little butt. I got a little hips. And I felt great! Let me do it now! Now I find jeans!”

Real paparazzi pictures?

Newly engaged couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt wrap up shooting their smash MTV realty TV series The Hills out on Robertson Boulevard on Thursday in Los Angeles. The couple got engaged last week after dating for nearly eight months.

Heidi, 20, also recently went under the knife, going public with her enhanced features after just three weeks in recovery. Thanks to her boob job and new nose, Playboy reportedly offered Heidi a cool $1 million to grace the pages of Playboy.

“Playboy is interesting in shooting Heidi’s new body,” Spencer told In Touch. “They’ve offered her $1 million to be in the magazine.”

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Once again, trouble managed to find Nicole Richie -- behind the wheel -- and she wasn't even driving in the wrong direction! This time, the vehicularly-challenged heiress somehow managed to overheat her rock star boyfriend's BMW 745 in Beverly Hills, just hours before cops nailed Miss Richie with a parking ticket for leaving her wheels in a loading zone while she got her hair refried.

Maybe it's time to take away the keys.

Although she's just two weeks shy of her 21st birthday, Mary-Kate Olsen is looking rather aged these days. Being a multi-millionaire bag lady is a hard life!

Sources on the set of Showtime's "Weeds" tell TMZ that the newly-joined cast member is needing to spend a little extra time in the makeup chair -- to cover up her dark circles and other assorted blemishes! A well-placed source tells TMZ that several crew members were overheard commenting on how surprisingly old she looks in person. Where's a pair of oversized sunglasses when you need 'em?!

So why is MKO aging faster than Trader Joe's bread? One possible answer: we're told that when MK is not filming a scene, she spends all her time smoking Marlboro Reds and drinking her trademark Venti-sized coffees. The breakfast of child star champions!

Luckily for the celebretwin, our source says producers are ready to make any necessary cosmetic fixes in post-production. Editors are the new plastic surgeons!

A rep for "Weeds" could not be reached.

Rehab be damned! LiLo still plans to celebrate her 21st birthday -- Vegas-style.

Lindsay's lawyer, Mike Heller, tells BestWeekEver that the newest celeb resident of Promises will still have her birthday bash at Pure on July 2, as previously planned. The party is a contractual obligation with the Caesars Palace club, and, a source says, "Lindsay said she's doing the party in Vegas, no matter what ... Just because you're sober doesn't mean you can't go out and have fun."

Heller also shot down claims that Svedka vodka pulled out of sponsoring the event -- saying they were never signed on to do the party in the first place and that he "would not allow a liquor sponsor."

Shield your eyes! Jodie's tweaking her wardrobe!
Jodie Foster was on the balcony of a real mountainside mansion for what was supposed to be a glamorous photo shoot -- but the glamor went down the cliff soon after she hiked up her dress to fix her understuff.

The Oscar winner put it all on display to make her adjustments, leaving this, er, rear view from the balcony.

Sources have revealed to TMZ what Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson were fighting about in the early morning post-partying-party hours -- before Lilo confronted a Beverly Hills curb and was popped for DUI.
Our source, close to Ronson, says that while Lindsay was just revving up the party at Lindsay's condo in the wee hours of Saturday morning, Samantha was urging Linds to slow down, rest a bit, and save it for the long weekend. Apparently, Lohan didn't care for someone telling her what to do and the two had it out -- and Lindsay kept on partying.

The story then goes that Ronson stormed out, followed by an apologetic Lindsay -- leading to the accident. Oddly enough, Samantha, who's posted two blogs on her MySpace since the incident, has yet to address the events of the weekend. On a side note, both blogs were written just past 4:00 AM.

No offence to Lindsay, but I totally think Samantha would have won this one!

Hayden Panettiere and Rumer Willis -- now these girls know how to paint the town ... yellow!
Maybe it's because summer is right around the corner. Maybe it's because they want to show the world what close friends they are. Whatever their reason, yellow was the answer to all of yesterday's questions.

The BFFs shopped around Beverly Hills boutiques on Wednesday, toting ginormous matching handbags and goggle sunglasses. Rumer was sporting a perky and more Demi-Moore-ish haircut. On the sidewalk, they were not toppled by the weight of their purses, and even managed to thrown in some giggles for gawkers.

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