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Moments before she went a whole mess o' crazy at the OK! photoshoot last week, Britney Spears was spotted through a building window looking visibly frustrated as assistants poked, prodded and adjusted her -- in hopes of getting that perfect shot.

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Paris Hilton was snapped in Malibu on Tuesday getting ready to hang ten, while holding her bushy pooch dressed like a St. Tropez hooch. Need a ride?





The ex-con/socialite spent a beautiful summer day at the beach -- by dressing herself and her puppy in matching leopard print bathing suits; putting on a pair of stilettos, and throwing a surfboard in the backseat of her Bentley.

Paris Hilton really is just like everybody else!

Exhausted single mother Sheryl Crow, 45, shlepped 12-week-old baby Wyatt to Ischia, in the Gulf of Naples -- and was seen hanging with Hilary Swank and her agent/beau John Campisi.





Motherhood has kept Crow so busy, she hasn't had time to drop the adopted baby weight! A change would do you good!

Already set to reprise her role on FX's "Nip/Tuck," now Rosie O'Donnell might find herself on another cult TV show -- and it ain't "America's Next Top Model."

The producers of "Friday Night Lights" -- NBC's low-rated, but critically-acclaimed football drama -- are apparently set to offer the former "View" hostess a guest spot on the show, according to Michael Ausiello from TV Guide. Perhaps the show thinks less sexy people is the key to better ratings.

Executive producer Jason Katims tells Ausiello, "Rosie's a big fan of 'Friday Night Lights,' as we know from 'The View,' and we heard she was interested in being on the show. Usually, we don't do any stunt casting, but we have a character coming up -- six or seven episodes into the new season -- of a female soccer coach who is really angry about all of the school's resources going to football. It's a really funny character and I think she'd be perfect for it."

Rosie as a butch soccer coach? Yup, perfect!

"Hairspray" dad Christopher Walken, 64, went walkin' in Central Park yesterday, wearing this geriatric burglar ensemble. He needs a little more cowbell, and to pull his pants down a smidge!

The Oscar winner dressed for the July heat in New York with this goofy ski cap on his a noggin. Quite continental!

Jenna Morasca -- the winner of "Survivor: Amazon" -- is biting the CBS hand that fed her, after a wannabe contestant skinned and bit into a live snake during auditions for the next "Survivor. " Jenna screamed for cops to throw the snake-chomper in the slammer!

Morasca, through The Humane Society, thrashed "Survivor," saying that it's "billed as a reality show, but sadly, cruelty to animals is a reality that occurs every day. I hope local authorities fully investigate this case, and I hope the man who did this gets to experience the reality of jail time."

The Bakersfield Californian first reported that a man from Tehachapi skinned and ate a live snake for his audition, and gave his name only as Rusty Shackleford, a common pseudonym used on "King of the Hill."

"Survivor" has been littered with live animals killed and eaten, including a live chicken in "Survivor: Vanuatu," and a wild pig hunted and killed in the "Australian Outback" edition.

Even little Sean Preston -- all of two-and-a-half years old -- knows when his mom is trying to drink (coffee) and drive at the same time. Eyes on the road, ya'll!







Brit-Brit was spotted hauling the boys away from a Starbucks in L.A., and Sean had some kind of emphatic directive for Mama B, who looks as though she's attempting one of her patented multi-digital multi-tasking miracles. Not sure if Jayden concurs or is similarly concerned, but he's obscured -- behind Britney's weave.

The tussle between Britney Spears and mama Lynne has gotten out of control -- and erupted into what Star is calling a "shocking slapfight."

The feuding Spears reportedly got into it last month, when Lynne "barged" into Brit's house, demanding to take her grandkids out for the day. Then, says the tab (via MSNBC), Lynne "began denigrating Britney's mothering skills and losing her temper at the same time," leading to the bitchfight.

Meanwhile, Page Six is reporting that Brit's trying to do everything -- including her own management and publicity -- on her own. She was supposedly at a bar on West 22nd Street in New York "signing contracts."

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are not getting engaged, reports Us, despite Internet rumors -- and again folks, Ashlee ain't preggers.

Magician Criss "Mindfreak" Angel has managed to levitate himself into the VIP booths of several of the hottest young hollywood starlets who've ventured to Las Vegas to party. That's not a rabbit up my sleeve, ladies!

No sooner had Paris Hilton appeared at JET nightclub in the Mirage, dancing the night away on the club's stripper pole ... when





Abracadabra! Up pops Criss Angel, attempting to pole dance with the heiress! That's not for amateurs!

Cameron Diaz hit up the VH1 Rock Honors backstage greenroom party, mingling with celebs like Billy Bob Thorton and Ozzy Osbourne ... when






Magician Criss "Mindfreak" Angel has managed to levitate himself into the VIP booths of several of the hottest young hollywood starlets who've ventured to Las Vegas to party. That's not a rabbit up my sleeve, ladies!

No sooner had Paris Hilton appeared at JET nightclub in the Mirage, dancing the night away on the club's stripper pole ... when






Flash!
Criss Angel materializes and is snapped by cameras ... in Lindsay's booth!

The myth, the magic, the man -- where there's a pretty starlet, there he is!

Today's testimony at the Phil Spector murder trial took a strange turn to "Transformers" director Michael Bay. Friends of slain actress Lana Clarkson, who was found shot dead in Spector's house, took the stand today and testified that in the days before her death, Clarkson was distraught over a run-in she'd had with Bay.

Years earlier, Clarkson appeared in a Mercedes Benz commercial directed by Bay, and the struggling actress was hoping that he would remember her and help her find acting work. But when she approached him at a music industry party, he blew her off.

"Michael Bay just dissed me, didn't know who I was. I hate this town and I don't want to be here anymore," said Clarkson, according to testimony of her friend, Punkin Irene Elizabeth Laughlin. The defense says that this, along with spiraling depression, job and relationship unhappiness, prompted Clarkson to commit suicide upon entering Spector's foyer.

If convicted of murder, Spector faces 15 years to life in prison. Bay's reps had no comment on the case.

"Little Miss Sunshine's" Abigail Breslin is only 11 -- and already has everyone eating out of The Palm of her hand! Move ovah Dakota Fanning ... there's a new kid in town!

The preciously annoying Oscar-nominated celebutween has teamed up with The Palm steakhouse to cook up the chain's first ever summer kids menu. Need a highchair?

Starting July 24, moguls-in-training will be able to choose from items like filet mignon tenders, mac & cheese, steak or sweet potato fries, apple cobbler and brownie cheesecake sundae. Good thing childhood obesity isn't an epidemic! The menu will also include a "child-friendly" version of the their popular Strawberry Mint Lemonade Cocktail. Lindsay Lohan would be proud!

Breslin stars with Catherine Zeta-Jones and Aaron Eckhart in the allegedly romantic restaurant comedy, "No Reservations."

The WWE has issued the following statement concerning the toxicology results in the Chris Benoit case:

WWE understands that the toxicology reports for Chris Benoit indicate that he tested positive for testosterone and negative for anabolic steroids. On Mr. Benoit's last drug test in April 2007 administered by Aegis Labs, he tested negative for anabolic steroids and for testosterone. Given the toxicology report of GBI released today, it would appear that Mr. Benoit took testosterone sometime after his April 2007 test and the time he died. WWE understands that his dealings with Dr. Astin are currently being investigated, and WWE has no knowledge of whether Dr. Astin prescribed testosterone for Mr. Benoit at some point after the April 2007 tests.

For over 20 years, the WWE has been demonstrating our concern for the well being of our contracted athletes, instituting drug testing in 1987 leading up to our current Wellness Program which began on February 27, 2006, administered by Dr. David L. Black of Aegis Sciences Corporation - one of the world's foremost drug testing authorities.

We believe our Wellness Program is at the very least comparable to those of professional sports and is a program that will benefit WWE Superstars for generations to come.

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Investigators have concluded that Chris Benoit sedated his seven-year-old son Daniel with Xanax before he killed him.
As for whether Daniel suffered from Fragile X Syndrome, as had been previously reported, no conclusion could be made. The Medical Examiner also said they could not perform tests for steroids or human growth hormones on Daniel because of a lack of urine available to do those tests.

Either the '90s are back -- or Courtney Love is spearheading the return of "heroin not-so chic!" Paging Kate Moss!
Ms. Love was snapped leaving a plastic surgeon's office in Beverly Hills on Monday, looking hollow, gaunt and broken. Supermodel!

Courtney is performing tonight in Hollywood and could use her beauty rest -- about a decade's worth!

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Writes Avril:

"You may have heard some news that two guys who wrote for some band from the 1970s I have never in my life heard of called the "Rubinoos" are trying to sue me. They have a song called "I Want To Be Your Boyfriend" that has no musical similarities to the song "Girlfriend" that Luke Gottwald and I wrote together. They claim that a small part of the lyrics are the same and are saying that I took these from them. I had never heard this song in my life and their claim is based on 5 words! All songs share similar lyrics and emotions. As humans we speak one language.

Off the top of my head, two other songs that I can immediately think of with this type of lyric are "Hey, hey, you, you get off of my cloud" by the Rolling Stones and "Hey little girl I want to be your boyfriend" by the Ramones. Simply put, I have been falsely accused of ripping their song off. Luke and I have done nothing wrong and there is no merit to their claim."

Former Korn lead guitarist Brian Welch appeared on FOX & Friends yesterday explaining why he abruptly quit the hard rocking band. Welch admitted he was wrapped up in drugs, sex and rock and roll, but quit the band because he found God. He admits he fell into a drug habit because there were no "hugs in his house" growing up.

One-time Cameron Diaz dater Criss Angel was spotted in Atlantic City last weekend mingling with models and getting his flirt on. In the meantime, reports Page Six, Angel's now-not-so-secret wife Joanne Sarantokos "has been telling people she's pregnant." Angel's rep had no comment on the report. Now if only the illusionist could somehow make his wife, and his messy divorce, disappear!

Britney Spears wants her mom, Lynne, to stay a country mile away from her kids. But the combination to the code that could give Lynne some serious legal firepower is 3104.

Specifically, Section 3104 of California's Family Code gives judges the power to award visitation rights to grandparents. Judges consider two factors -- if there's a preexisting relationship between the grandparent and the grandchildren -- in Lynne's case, there is.

The judge will also balance the benefits the child will get from visiting grandma against the rights of the parents to exercise their parental authority.

Here's where it gets interesting. If both parents nix the notion of grandma having visitation, there's a strong presumption the judge should deny grandma's request. So K-Fed may be critical if Lynne takes it to the judge. If Fed sides with Lynne, she'd have a shot.

It's been quite a year for Kelly Clarkson. From the look of this outfit she was caught wearing at the airport in NYC, it may be taking its toll.

The Grammy-winning singer was looking more like a 15-year-old pizza boy than a young starlet. All she's missing is her skateboard! Not that we're expecting her to doll it up just to spend a few hours on a plane, but this thrown-together neo-emo mess is starting to be a signature look for the idol winner.

A little effort will go a long way ... as you can see.

Will a sympathetic judge delay Nicole Richie's mandatory jail sentence if she's convicted? Don't get your hopes up, honey.

TMZ did some checking on the guy in the robe who will preside over her case and sentence her if she's convicted. The guy is Los Angeles County Commissioner Steven Lubell. The legal eagles who have appeared in his courtroom say he's tough and very much by the book. He will not give Richie any special treatment, and our sources say her pregnancy won't amount to squat when it comes to serving time.

Richie's trial is scheduled to begin next Wednesday. If convicted, it will be her second DUI and she'll face a minimum of five days in jail.

Avril Lavigne has gotten herself into a deeply complicated mess, with two '70s songwriters claiming that she stole their song for her hit single "Girlfriend."
In a lawsuit filed in US District Court in Northern California, songwriters Tommy Dunbar and James Gangwer allege that "Girlfriend" rips off their 1979 song, "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend," originally performed by The Rubinoos, whose previous claim to fame was penning the theme to "Revenge of the Nerds." Veteran music critic Stephen Thomas Erlewine wrote on Billboard.com that "Girlfriend" was "a total lift" from "Boyfriend."

On her much maligned new album, Kelly Clarkson expressed nothing but love for her former manager -- then she fired his ass!
While the feud, er, creative differences between Kelly and music mogul Clive Davis haven't been a secret, her recent firing of The Firm's Jeff Kwatinetz -- on top of scrapping her tour -- proved there was trouble in Clarksonland!

But in the liner notes of "My December," Clarkson sings a different tune by writing, "Thank you to my manager Jeff Kwatinetz for arguing with me and fighting for me! I hate 'yes' people, and you are far from that, always wanting the best out of me and for me. Sometimes I want to punch you, but most of the time you inspire me and make me laugh, because you are one of the most passionate and driven people I have ever worked with. Thank you for believing in me! I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT THIS RECORD OUT, HA HA!!" Neither can Clive Davis!

Despite the pleasantries, Kelly fired Kwatinetz, who was once engaged to Brittany Murphy, and hired Reba McEntire's manager/husband Narvel Blackstock. Let's hope Blackstock can save our little Miss Independent from self-destructing.

"My December" debuted this week at #2 on the Billboard charts selling over 290,000 copies. Yeah, yeah. Since u been gone!

Rock on, Team Kelly!

It looks like this breakup of rocker Pete Doherty and Kate Moss may actually be the final goodbye in this protracted tragic romance. Hallelujah!
Paparazzi snapped shots of movers outside of Moss's place in London as they packed up Pete's junk; an old piano, a guitar and a whole lotta trash bags.

Later, babyshambles.

It's all uphill for Miss Hilton these days ... and she needs a little help.

According to her MySpace blog, the ex-con/actress has been nominated for a Teen Choice Award in the female Reality/Variety category. A simple life indeed!

Hilton is asking fans to show support and vote for her here. Although it's an honor just to be nominated, Missy wants to win!

Failed talk show host Tony Danza vowed dramatically never to watch CNN again because of wall-to-wall Paris Hilton coverage, but he sure liked Paris enough to feature her on the first week of his now-canceled talk show a few years back -- and to pimp her appearance beforehand.

The "Who's the Boss?" ex-star slammed CNN for its Paris coverage, whining to the Washington Post that "I'll never watch CNN again" because "they don't give you want you need, they give you what you want."

But we did a little research, and it seems that Paris was what Tony wanted on his show back in September 2004 -- booking her for his fourth episode and boasting to Time magazine, "I think I wanna teach her how to cook. Just in case somebody comes over, Paris, you can whip this up for them."

Once you've been there, it's hard to forget Paris. Danza is another story.

Tennis babe Anna Kournikova appears to have gained a pound, showing off her emaciated frame at the opening ceremonies of the World Team Tennis Pro League in Sacramento on Thursday. Fault!
Even though she's never won a Grand Slam match, Enrique Iglesias' 26-year-old wife/girlfriend/whatever could still use a bowl or two of Wheaties -- the breakfast of, er, champions.

Paris obviously wants to be famous for more than, well, just being Paris.
Wearing a sequined blouse that appears to have been borrowed from a Cirque du Soleil acrobat, along with a pair of sunglasses purchased from a local welder, the heiress was snapped leaving a private residence in Hollywood, carrying a copy of Ivana Chubbuck's "The Power Of Acting."

The heiress may be preparing for her biggest challenge yet -- movies. So far, her videos have been most enjoyable.

Maybe Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have put "Firecrotch" behind them after all -- and it looks like after her stint in the slammer, Paris is through being the queen B ... as in bee-yotch.

TMZ caught the two Hollywood princesses prancing on the beaches of Malibu over the holiday at the same house, and Rush & Molloy report that their interaction was "cordial." That's because Paris "has decided to give Lindsay a second chance." Really -- but why? "Paris was known as a bully ... If a friend didn't like Lohan, then she wouldn't like Lohan. But she's through taking sides. She realized who her real friends were when she was in jail -- and there weren't many."

Meanwhile, the L.A. Times reports that a UCLA undergrad has been cursed with Paris' old phone number -- and the bizarre calls (from rappers, random wannabes and desperate fans) that come with it. The young woman -- Shira Barlow -- has been thanking people for their support, even though she doesn't know 'em at all.

Madonna might be headlining the big Live Earth show in London tomorrow, but she's got plenty of moolah flowing into some of the worst environmental offenders in the world.

The Material Mama's Ray of Light foundation, as FOX News reports, owns "blocks of shares" in companies like Alcoa, BP, Schlumberger, and, worst of all, Ford, which are among the companies that green advocates like Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio want rehabbed. Of course, there's no way to know how much input Madonna's had in her investments, but according to FOX, the foundation has $4.2 million invested in corporate stock.

Slurring sensation Paula Abdul has taken her sideshow across the pond to try and earn some extra cash while "American Idol" is on hiatus. Sorry blokes!
The dazed and confused former popstar has been on a media blitz, peddling her wares all over London. Paula for Posh -- even trade?!

Besides starting her own fragrance line (Eau de Crazy?), Paula has been booked on England's "SNL" knockoff, "Friday Night Project," and their answer to "The View" called "Loose Women." You are home, Paula!

Sources tell TMZ that Paula is also trying to land a UK chat show. First she'll need to learn to speak English!

The attorney for Jessica Smith, former star of MTV's "Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County," plead guilty to misdemeanor DUI on Monday. Smith was sentenced to three years probation and ordered to attend one MADD meeting and serve 80 hours of community service.

Smith was charged back in March, after the car she was driving slammed into the back of an Acura, causing "great bodily injury" to people in both cars. The CHP report said that her level of intoxication, unsafe speed and wet roadways were conditions that led to the crash.

Smith amassed fines and penalties totaling more than $1,300.

Who knew members of the band Yes were still around? And who would ask lead singer Jon Anderson to perform at a music school fundraiser in San Francisco?

Anderson was asked to perform at the PG School of Rock Music and agreed. Now he's backed out of the gig due to "health reasons." TMZ heard that the reason was that Jon's spiritual advisor told him not to perform until 2008, allegedly causing him to pull out of the Yes Reunion Tour as well. His advisor needs to tell Jon that no one cares!

We checked with Anderson's rep, who tells us that Jon pulled out due to health reasons, citing a flu, and denied any of the "spiritual advisor" stuff, saying that the tour is still "in the works."

Britney Spears makes a bald move once again.
On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie. "I take all my rolls (sic) very seriously and got a little carried away," justified the formerly hotheaded pop wreck. "Unfortunately, I didn't get the part," reveals the Britz.

The website also asks her most diehard fans (is there anyone left?) to help name her upcoming album. The choices? "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like," "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity," and "Dignity."

Britney rolls on!

When Britney Spears delivered those legal papers to her mom Lynne last week, as TMZ first reported, she also delivered a stinging message along with them -- in verse form.

In the poem, according to Star (via MSNBC), Spears says that she "didn't have a mom anymore" and that she "couldn't imagine a mother doing what she did to her child." Brit was reportedly livid that Lynne kept in contact with her ex Kevin Federline after their divorce. Star reports that a private investigator recorded conversations between K-Fed and Grandma Spears, including one in which Lynne arranges to meet Fed-Ex and the kids behind Brit's back.

Paris Hilton took to her MySpace page yesterday to wish her fans a happy 4th of July, and to give them a little advice – "Remember to be responsible and have a designated driver!"

The heiress, just returned from her post-jail trip to Hawaii, thanked fans for their support, and said she's trying real, real hard to get back to everyone who wrote her. "I am doing my best to respond to each and everyone (sic) with the letter I wrote," she says. (Which letter is that? Like this one?)

Hilton might not have been taking her own advice about being responsible, as she was spotted yesterday at a party at famous frenemy Lindsay Lohan's beach house in Malibu.

We all know how this movie ends, don't we? P. Diddy's longtime girlfriend and mother of three of his kids -- model Kim Porter -- has had enough, reports Page Six, and she's moving to Beverly Hills with the kids. There were reports of a rift earlier this year when Diddy was spotted hanging with Sienna Miller until all hours in NYC and in London, but Porter stood by him. With new evidence of another Diddy-Sienna hookup last week, Porter's apparently had enough. A source says that P and Porter "can't be together right now," suggesting some wiggle room for yet another reconciliation.

From the Playboy Mansion to the pokey! Playboy Playmate Jennifer Lyn Jackson was arrested over the weekend on suspicion of drunk driving in Cleveland, reports FOX 8. Cops found a cornucopia of beer bottles, marijuana and rolling papers in her car. Party time! Police say that Jackson stole cigarettes from a gas station, too!

Miss April 1989 just barely passed a sobriety test with a .077 reading (Ohio's legal limit is .08).

She plead not guilty to all charges, and is due in court next week.

TV Guide's Michael Ausiello is reporting that the long-awaited "Sex and the City" movie is finally a go!

Speculation has been swirling for a while that the movie was hung up due to its dueling stars, but Ausiello reports that SJP, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis AND Kim Cattrall have all signed on the dotted line to do the film.

Shooting reportedly will start in September.

Thank God -- no more lonely Friday nights watching season six on DVD while drinking a bottle of wine by yourself.

There's always season five.

Al Gore III, the 24-year-old son of Al Gore was arrested on suspicion of drug possession today. The former second-in-command's son was pulled over after allegedly driving his Prius 100 miles an hour down an Orange County freeway. (At least he was driving a Prius!) When deputies searched the car they found pot, along with Valium, Xanax, Vicodin and Adderall. He is currently being held at the Santa Ana Inmate Reception Center on $20,000 bail.

This isn't Gore III's first arrest. He was charged with marijuana possession in 2003 and was ticketed for reckless driving in 2000 and 2002.

"Transformers" -- which hits theaters today -- stars Shia LeBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel and a team of more than 300 U.S. Air Force servicemen. The film features hundreds of real-life pilots, and real Air Force aircraft, including F22s and F17 Nighthawks, which are used throughout the flick. Filmmakers were given special access to film in and around the Pentagon -- the first crew allowed access to the area since 9/11.
In return for their help, director Michael Bay treated the service members to a private preview screening. The response? "It took a movie about alien robots invading the planet to get the military stuff right," said Army Sgt. Charles Eggleston. "The movie accurately depicted life in the military," said Chief Master Sgt. Mike Gasparetto. Let's hope the military doesn't really spend its time battling robots!

Not even celebs can catch a break when flying commercial! TMZ spies caught former SNLer Jimmy Fallon stuck waiting for an LAX flight in Delta's Crown Room Club at JFK for seven hours -- where they were out of booze!

Once on the plane, he had to wait another two hours for takeoff. According to our spies, due to a delivery snafu, Delta had no alcohol on the plane either, and Fallon jokingly pled with his first class peeps for some Ambien, but came up empty. When TMZ contacted Jimmy's rep, she confirmed Jimmy was on his way to film scenes for the upcoming flick, "Rockett," with Sharon Stone and Lucy Liu.

A spokeswoman from Delta Airlines wouldn't comment on the lack of adult beverages on the plane, but did tell us weather delayed the flight.

Elton John was not a happy camper after last Sunday's Concert for Diana. When Sir Elton's chauffeur-driven ride was stopped on his way to the concert's after-party, he flew into a wild rage. All cars were barred from within 50 yards for security reasons, but the "Tiny Dancer" singer didn't care. He chewed out the offending cop, and then some. "Get out of my f**king way," he screamed. "Don't you know who I am? I've been working all f**king day and I need to get to my f**king dressing room."

Reports say Elton was in an especially bad mood because he was forced to cut his finale performance short due to technical difficulties.

Preggers Nicole Richie is closer than ever to figuring out what she'll wear for her shotgun wedding to rocker Joel Madden. 24Sizzler.com reports that Nicole is considering "Giorgio Armani, YSL, maybe Zac Posen, and some L.A. designers she likes. Nicole's not fixated on getting some huge designer name, though, like how Katie [Holmes] got Armani. And she's already checking out L.A. bridal shops. She's reached out to high-end L.A. bridal boutique Renee Strauss for help in getting a wedding dress fast, so she's fueling the wedding fire, but she loves it. Let's hope she finds something in an empire waist style.

In response to a sexual harassment suit filed yesterday against Joe Francis, Mantra Films and Girls Gone Wild -- Francis' attorney issued this statement:

"While Mantra Films cannot at this time independently verify or contradict many of the items alleged in the lawsuit filed by Tranae Hammond, we want to make clear that there are absolutely no allegations that Joe Francis was involved in any harassment or other wrongdoing. In fact, the lawsuit doesn't even allege that Ms. Hammond ever met Mr. Francis.

Mantra Films employs more than 400 people in five separate locations in the Los Angeles Area. Mantra Films has stringent policies against sexual harassment and provides a safe, professional and compliant work environment for all of its employees. The Company plans to vigorously investigate and defend the allegations made by Ms. Hammond."

A loyal TMZ reader has informed us that all merchandise related to the dead wrestler has been pulled from the WWE website, you can still find Chris Benoit (or at least his action figure) at your local Target store.
Even more unbelievable, we found this little gem on the toy aisle at a Target in Atlanta, which is less than fifty miles from where the murders/suicide took place. Note the toy's now-prophetic title: "Micro Aggression." Eek.

The toy set comes complete with the evil Kane, the Undertaker (insert bad taste joke here), and alleged double murderer Benoit. Steroids not included.

Calls to Target reps have not been returned.

As we mentioned, this story came from an anonymous source. If you are inside the wresting community with a real story to tell, email us. All information will be completely confidential.

Inseminated and emaciated starlet Nicole Richie's legal woes may get even worse. If the micro-sized Richie is sentenced to do time in the clink, there'll be no VIP treatment for the puny reality star.
The birdlike Richie is expecting the stork in just six months. Pregnant inmates are housed in the general population and given a high calorie diet -- oh the horror -- and prenatal vitamins. Eat up, hon! If Nic goes into labor while doing time, she'll be forced to pop the kid at a hospital contracted by her Los Angeles correctional facility -- no VIP suite at Cedars Sinai!

The usual hospital stay for jailbird mommies is three days, with the required Sheriff's deputy standing guard. Then it's back to the pen -- without the newbie! The precious celebuspawn of Nicole and Joel would be given to either the father, or the grandparents! All night long!

Upon release from the hospital -- it's back to Chez Jail!

Paris Hilton and Scooter Libby have one (and probably only one) thing in common -- "excessive" sentencing -- but it's Paris, not Scooter, who actually did the time. Nice to have some friendly Bush on your side!
President Bush commuted the 2-1/2 year sentence of longtime White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby yesterday, calling Libby's punishment "excessive" -- just as Paris said of her own summertime slammer-time. Libby was busted for leaking a CIA agent's identity, putting her life in jeopardy. Aside from more than a few fashion disasters, Hilton was convicted of what some considered a glorified traffic violation. And who gets the free pass?

Most Americans aren't sympathetic to Paris and Scooter. When TMZ asked whether Paris got what she deserved, an overwhelming 93 percent of the more than 121,000 people who answered the poll responded that yes, Ms. Hilton deserved to do time for the crime. Similarly, most Americans think Libby should've done his too: A SurveyUSA poll revealed that 60 percent of Americans believe that Scooter Libby's 2-1/2 year sentence should stick. It didn't.

TMZ has independently confirmed that Nicole Richie is pregnant.
The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.

Richie's trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.

Richie's rep did not return repeated calls for comment.

Dear paparazzi, you are cordially not invited to Miss Lindsay Lohan's birthday bash! Stay on the beach, bitches!
Lindsay Lohan soberly celebrated her 21st bday with fam, friends and once and former boytoy -- but photogs were not allowed to get near the fun -- forced instead to stake out the sand while Lindz blew out her candles.

Paparazzi started assembling seaside at the house around 2:00 PM and were present until the last presents were unwrapped -- around 2:15 AM. A paparazzo's work is never done.

Here's a pic of Nick and Ness -- with clothes on!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo returned to L.A. from Mexico last night, looking like they had a case of Montezuma's revenge ... or a sex pic scandal on their hands!

Unfortunately, Nick is wearing a pair of hideous calf-length cutoffs, proving that this look is not good on anyone.

Tori Spelling is following in her late TV mogul dad Aaron's tiny footsteps and learning how to create lots of drama -- behind the scenes!

Well placed sources tell TMZ that Tori was a total terror while shooting promos for the second season of her Oxygen "reality" series, "Tori & Dean: Inn Love." We're told the new mom was more than two hours late to the set and would not interact with other actors. Post-partum aggression! Sources say Tori was annoyed by the cast because they "looked too good." Oh the gall! Apparently, motherhood isn't agreeing with her!

On-set sources tell TMZ that Tori then insisted she shoot her scenes separately from other actors and against a green screen. The "good-looking" cast were then forced to wait around (past the 7:30 PM wrap time) for Tori's shoot to end, so they could begin to do their scenes against the green screen. All of which would be combined in post-production and edited to look like they were one big happy family. Hmmm. Sound familiar?

A rep for Tori told TMZ that there were two separate stages, and "Tori was on-set at 8:00 AM. The shoot was always intended to include the green screens. " As far as Tori saying the other actors "looked too good," Tori's rep added, "That is absolutely ridiculous."

A rep for Oxygen also reiterated to TMZ, "This story is totally false."

The elegance that is Paris Hilton took a sunbath yesterday in Hawaii, trying to get that all-over Crotchertone tan.
Spreading out a towel (and her legs) to enjoy the full effects of the Hawaiian sun (and breeze), the distinguished heiress/ex-con checked her e-mail while getting her infamous figure baked.

After her travails in jail, it's nice to see her back in the pink.

From the makers of "Smell Gibson," we now present you with "Parass Hilton," Jailbird edition. This little slice of erotic heaven comes painted with white and black stripes, though Paris' pokey couture was orange. Still, you get the, er, gist.

Before you get all excited and ready to hop on this offer, the pokey poker is already sold out. Say it ain't so!
You'll just have to settle for the pink colored original, or if you're feeling frisky, buy the assquake version! Guaranteed to stir s**t up!

Proof that one celebutante's trash is another man's treasure: Paris Hilton's garbage is fetching big money on eBay.

HollywoodStarTrash.com sold several items reportedly taken from Hilton's trash, including an empty can of dog food for $305; a used toothbrush, also for $305; two used envelopes sent to her while she was in jail for $510; and a Coke can for $51. A Coke can?

The site guarantees that "the items/trash we are selling was taken from garbage in front of the celebrity's house but we cannot guarantee that the trash was thrown out by the celebrity himself/herself." Glad they cleared that up!

Upcoming Paris auctions include a used make-up collection and used deodorant stick -- your sweaty armpits can smell just like Paris!

Somebody get Pete Doherty a watch -- and a clue! The rocker boyfriend of Kate Moss arrived so late this morning to his court appearance that Judge Davinder Lachhar of West London Magistrates court issued an arrest warrant for the human ten-car-pile-up.

Doherty was more than two hours late for his appearance, according to reports, and when he finally showed up, pleaded guilty to possession of cocaine, heroin, marijuana and ketamine, as well as to two drunk driving offenses. He'd been stopped in his car by police on Kensington High Street and arrested on May 5.

The former Babyshambles frontman has seemingly been in and out of rehab and jail more times than anyone can count, and he's already reportedly on thin ice with Moss after reports in the UK claim he was caught last week with another woman.

Also in the Department of Verbal Diarrhea-ists this morning we find Lily Allen, the Brit popster who got popped last week for allegedly socking a lensman in the schnozz. She tells New York magazine that Paris's fate will soon befall Lindsay Lohan, and herself to boot. "I could be Paris Hilton soon enough," said Lily, shortly before returning to England to be arrested on assault charges. "Oh, my God, her life is so f**king insane ... I can't wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail ... Does that mean [she'll] stop showing me [her] p***y now?"

While Paris was getting lei'd in Hawaii this weekend, lil' sis Nicky was spotted with a guy pal at the Governator's fave Beverly Hills donut shop, Frittelli's, having an iced latte and a glazed donut. Sweet! ... Ted DiBiase, wrestling's legendary "Million Dollar Man," tells the Post Chronicle that fellow grappler Chris Benoit was an "unselfish, soft-spoken" type who made considerable sacrifices to be with his family, which he is suspected of murdering before committing suicide last week. ... Ever the big sports fan, Alyssa Milano is teaming up with Major League Baseball to create a line of "fan-fashion" jewelry for her TOUCH line, just so you look perfectly glam while sucking down brats and beer at the ballpark. ... A Chicago man pleaded guilty yesterday to a felony charge for posting the first four episodes of this season's "24" on the Internet before they appeared on TV.

A former employee of Mantra Films and Girls Gone Wild has filed a lawsuit against the two companies -- along with Joe Francis and another individual -- claiming sexual harassment, sexual battery and various unfair business practices. Employers gone wild?!

Tranae Hammond claims that shortly after she began working for Mantra Films and Girls Gone Wild, she was the victim of repeated acts of sexual harassment by a supervisor named Ron (she doesn't know his last name). According to court papers filed today, those acts included touching and massaging of her shoulders and arms, frequent conversations about sex in front of her, and on at least one occasion, Ron allegedly "tapped [Hammond's] buttocks with a clipboard."

Hammond alleges that after she made claims of sexual harassment, she was subjected to a "hostile environment" and was eventually terminated.

Former Hollywood madam/ex-con Heidi Fleiss is finally cleaning up her act -- by opening a coin-operated laundromat! Spare some change? Need a date?

Located in the cosmopolitan mecca of Pahrump, Nev., the 24-hour facility will feature 13 washers and 14 dryers. Fleiss is calling the venue Dirty Laundry. Perhaps Charlie Sheen has a load or two?

In 2005, Fleiss announced that she was launching a legal all-male bordello called Heidi's Stud Farm, 20 miles north of the laundry. (You can take the girl out of the brothel...) If it ever opens, for $250 women (and only women) will be allowed 60 fun-filled minutes with the man-whore of their choice. Talk about hard work!

Amid reports that WWE wrestler Chris Benoit allegedly injected his son with hormones because of a health condition, Scott Ballard, District Attorney of Fayette County, Ga., just released this statement:

"There are additional reports that contradict the earlier information that suggested that Daniel Benoit may have suffered from Dwarf Syndrome or Fragile X Syndrome. Daniel's family denies that he suffered from either condition. As a result of the family's concerns, the Fayette County Sheriff's investigators and the District Attorney's Office have inquired into this matter. A source having access to certain of Daniel's medical reports reviewed those reports, and they do not mention any pre-existing mental or physical impairment. Reports from Daniel's educators likewise contradict the claims that Daniel was physically undersized. The educators report that Daniel graduated kindergarten and was prepared to enter the first grade on par with the other students."

Sarah Michelle Gellar looked like she was ready to slay Mohammed Al-Fayed after the billionaire placed a dog on her head! That's right. A live dog! What a bitch!

Gellar was in London to help launch Harrods summer sale on Monday, when Al-Fayed, who owns the world renown store, knighted her with the four-legged accoutrement. Fur-galicious!

Al-Fayed's son, Dodi, was dating Princess Diana when their car crashed in Paris in 1997, killing them both. Fayed has pursued numerous inquests into the circumstances surrounding the deaths. A star-studded charity concert honored the late Princess at Wembley Stadium on Sunday.

Rehab was a real bear for Lindsay Lohan -- a bear market, that is.
The Lindsay Lohan stock index -- as compiled by the big brains at Stockpickr -- took a dive while Linds has been at Promises -- down by 3.4% since she entered rehab at the end of May. Besides DaimlerChrysler (remember the Benz she ran into a curb that started the whole mess?), other big names in the portfolio include Abercrombie & Fitch, Mattel and Vivendi -- all companies that have had a LiLossociation over the years, and as a group they suffered, especially compared with the benchmark Dow.

You'd think that with a former investment banker dad and a former Wall Street analyst mom, her stocks' prospects might be a little headier. Then again, what are Michael and Dina up to these days? Explains a lot.

Lift weights and get sweaty? No thanks, says Paris! During a recent training session at Crunch Fitness, TMZ spies caught Paris leaving the heavy lifting -- to her trainer.
Paris appeared to be doing some grueling leg lifts, but it was her trainer who stood behind the machine lifting the weights! Easy there, heiress! Apparently, Paris can't fathom "working out" without her trusty flunky trainer. Leave those reps to the pros!

If only Paris could figure out how to have him chew for her, then life would be complete!

The personal physician of wrestler Chris Benoit turned himself in on Monday to face a single federal drug charge involving improperly prescribing painkillers and other drugs.

Dr. Phil Astin had his office raided last week in connection with the Benoit investigation. No arrests were made and authorities would not say what was seized. Dr. Astin's office is located approximately 50 miles from Benoit's home. He saw Benoit just hours before the WWE star killed his wife and son.

Manny Arora, Astin's attorney, said the doctor "is doing about as good as can be expected. He's disappointed and surprised."

Dr. Astin is expected to appear before a judge later today. Stay tuned.

Rebecca Gayheart fell in love with hubby Eric Dane all over again -- and felt him up -- during their recent romantic Italian rendezvous.
The "Grey's Anatomy" star and his wife Rebecca chartered a yacht and went diving during their vacation in Porto Cervo, and cuddled up while on board. Gayheart conducted an extensive physical exam of Dr. McSteamy, with a special emphasis on his private parts. Frisky!
Later, a topless Gayheart took snaps of her happy hubby.

"Hairspray" diva Queen Latifah and a galpal helped celebrate good friend and fellow, er, rapper Missy Elliott's 36th birthday at hotspot Dune in the Hamptons on Saturday.
Nothing like getting your groove on during a girl's night out. Holla!

A groggy Adam Sandler walked out of his Beverly Hills pad in next to nothing this weekend ... Saturday Night lived!
Sandler was seen cleaning out the trunk of his car ... in his trunks!

Dangler management!

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