Dear Brit Brit,
Hi girl. How y'all doing? Listen, I know you think you have a "truly awesome radical cool sexy hot yummy" body, but it's jut not there yet. I mean I spoke with your ass cheek's cousin yesterday and they seem to think that your ass cheeks aren't loving the thong. I mean.....Brit.....I'm all for loving your body, but you can only love it when it loves itself. I don't think your body is quite at that "loving" place yet. Well, not your ass cheeks anyway!